OH SHIT!!!!

Jay: ………………………………..umm well at least you used a condom……I hope it was good

Bey: HOE EMMM GEEE let me tell you about it……when he….

Jay: *interrupts* Bey…..save it…..*sadden*I think imma go take a nap in the guest room *gets up to leave*

Bey: Before you leave just know the jokes on you now *evil grin*

Jay: Yea okay whatever that’s supposed to mean *leaves*

Bey: He’ll be back in 5….4….3….2….1

Jay: *returns* Ummm babe *scratches head* does that mean what I think it means?

Bey: *playing dumb* Whatchu talkin ‘bout?

Jay: Jokes on me………you not really pregnant are you?

Bey: Nope

Jay: Wait so you’re tellin’ me….BEY UN SAY…..HOW COULD YOU!!!!!! That’s not funny at all

Bey: Oh so now you see how I feel huh?

Jay: Okay no more jokes…for real no more…I can’t with all this

Bey: So I win?

Jay: I guess I’ll let you win *kiss her* I missed you

Bey: Missed you too….and can you promise me you will never bring my infidelity up?

Jay: I promise ma

Bey: Thanks *kisses him*

Jay: So where are the kids?

Bey : they playing with Corey…and can you believe they fixed me breakfast this morning

Jay: Uhhh who are they?

Bey: Corey, Brook, SJ, and Ang…well Ang bossed them around…she said she was boss lady like me

Jay: *laughs* She just too much

Bey:*laughs* I know right….and SJ and Brook fixed me cereal and Corey helped them…and he got me flowers too

Jay: Awwe that sweet….so where my breakfast at?

Bey: Babe we got all kinds of cereal in the pantry…we got Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Captain Crunch….

Jay: *interrupts* Bey I wasn’t talking about that breakfast

Bey: You so nasty

Jay: *smiles* I know….and you love it

Bey: Yes I do *lays him down and get on top*

Jay: Bey I

Bey: *interrupts with as kiss* SHHH let me do all the work *starts kissing his neck*

Jay: Babe…AHHHH….Beyoncé ummm as much I want to be fucked by you

Bey: *stops* What?

Jay: I can’t have sex with you

Bey: Why….I showered…you’re hard as bricks….I’m horny as fuck….so what’s the problem?

Jay: *slide her off him* Babe….we got all the time for sex….let’s just enjoy being together with our kids without being pissed at each other

Bey: WOW now I know how you feel when I turn you down….well can I get a quickie

Jay: No

Bey: Finger?

Jay: No

Bey: Lick?

Jay: *laughs* No but you can get a kiss

Bey: FINE *kisses him* but imma get that dick soon

Jay: *dramatic voice* Bey un say….are you saying you’re gonna rape me?

Bey: *kisses him* Watch ya back *leaves the room*

Jay: Damn she crazy as hell….but that’s my boo

They both go in the game room and play with Corey and the kids for about an hour and half….then Bey phone rings

Bey: Hello?

Kanye: Hey Bey…is Jay around you….we need to talk

Bey: Is it important?

Kanye: Very

Bey: Okay hold on *to Jay* I’ll be right back….it’s my dad

Jay: Tell him I said hey

Bey: Daddy Jay said hey

Kanye: What…I know I made you scream and was good and all but you callin me daddy now?

Bey: Shut up….so what you wanna talk to me about?

Kanye: Umm I went to the doctor toady….

Bey: Okay….what does that have to do with me?

Kanye: Well I got tested and the doctor said……

Bey: Kanye…you’re scaring me….what is it

Kanye: He’s gonna run a few more testes to make sure but I umm….

Bey: Kanye spit it out

Kanye: Amber might have givin me an STD

Bey: Okay what does that have to do with me?

Kanye: I didn’t wear a condom

Bey: *drops the phone* OH SHIT