12/1/12

NEW BLOG :D

You guys , if you don't know Already.. and You don't follow me on twitter . Here the link to my new Blog http://notyouraveragelovestoryce.blogspot.com/ Go Check it out, i think you guys will like it.

11/29/12

So, Yea This Blog is basically over :( In just bored with it .. I've been So busy i could  never update Smh... Well Anyways im thinking of starting a new blog. I've already thought of some new ideas, but there are so many Jayonce Blogs already so IDK. but comment on this if you think i should Start a new Blog .

6/29/12

I don't know what To name this Post (;

(Jays Point of view)  
 It was a feeling that I have never felt before. I am a 6 foot 1 240  pound black man, there is not much that scares me. But The feeling of losing my boy, possibly forever, sent chills through me that rocked my soul. Lord , Please ... Don't take My Heart ... 
 (Beys point of view ) 
Not my Baby ... Please .. Not my Baby boy ... Lord .. I need you to keep my Son Alive ... If I Lose him ... I will lose myself .. I know I need to be strong for the rest of my family but the thought of losing Him his Like losing a Piece of my Flesh ! .... I just .... I just can't ..  
 They arrive At the Suit where Several Ambulance trucks are lined up .. They immediately jump out the car and run over to where everyone was huddle at .. Shane was laying there on the Ground with a breathing mask on his face. The paramedics had finally got a Pulse .. But he hit his head so hard he was still unconscious .. They strapped him up on the gurney and Rushed off ... Bey and Jay were in no Shape to Drive so Julius Drove Everybody in Bey's Big Benz Truck...  

 5 Hours later

 .... The Doctor came out from The ER into the Waiting room Were the Carter's Awaited ...  Bey: how is he ?  
Docs: Well it seems he's suffering from A Concussion .. He woke up and he's asking for all of you ... We have stopped the Bleeding .. External as well as internal.. So ultimately your Son is Going to Pull Thru .. He's a little Trooper !    
 By this time everybody was Thanking Jesus That little ShaneyPoo Pulled thru ... 
 Doc: you guys Can Go See him 3 at a Time .. Bey Jay and Solo Went int First ... When they entered the Room Shane's Eyes lit Up . Bey Jay and Solo had tears in their Eyes .. They were sad that this Happen but Extremely thankful that He pulled thru. Shane was lying there with a Head wrap on .. Able to Speak .. But not very Loud or Fast .. Bey Walked over to shane and Begin Lightly stroking his face ... While letting out almost Silent Tears ..  " I love you ... I love you so much .." Bey said repeatedly while placing light Kisses on his face..  Shane Spoke .. very soft and Very Gentle " I love you Too mommy ... but What Happen to Me ? "   
Bey: You were trying to Jump in the pool but you slipped and hit your head ...  
Shane : oh. .. Daddy ... Are you mad at me ? You Look mad ... 
 Jay: *walks towards Shane's bed* of course Not Son . *kisses him*  I Love you Aight Man ..  Shane: ok . * Closes his Eyes *  Bey Jay and Solo stayed in the Room a Little while longer the. Switched off with the Triplets .. They walked in and Went over to his Bed.. 
 Brook: I'm Sorry this happen to You BooBoo... Sissy Loves you Kay ... 
 Shane: I know sissy ... It's okay ..  
 Angel: Yea you're gonna Be Okay BooBoo ... You're gonna Be Better in no Time ... You're One Tough Cookie ! Just like Daddy ! 
 A Slight Smile Escaped Shane's Face.he loves when they compare him to Jay.  
Shawn jr. : Look Bro ... You gone Be Aight.. Okay ?  Shane Nods his Head .. 
 Brook: We love you ... We're Gonna go Back Into the waiting Room So Grandma ..Nana (They Call Jays Mom Nana)  and Auntie (Jays Sister) can Come in ... 
 Shane: okay ....  
 They walk out and And the next crew walk in... They tell Shane how much try love him and Gives him his get well soon Balloons to make him feel a little better ....After that everyone went back to the hotel except for jay and bey .. They stayed with him to Reassure him that everything was going to be okay ..   

2 WEEKS LATER

 ....  They are back in NY .. They had to wait a while before going back because Shane couldn't Fly ... Shane has been Getting home schooled until he is well ... He is Progressing an the head Wrap is off but any sudden movement could hurt him ... So he has to stay in the house and Lay low for a while .. No strenuous activities for the next 6 months ...  

Monday Morning .. 

 Bey: Broookklyyyyynn. Shaaawwwwnn. Angeeeeellll ! Let's Go !  Brooklyn Comes Running Down the Stairs .. 
" But Mom .. I thought you said I could drive the Mercedes !   
Bey: go ask your Dad ... 
 Brooklyn runs outside to the studio .. " heyy daddy can I take the Benz to School ? " 
 Jay: hell to The Naw !  
 Brook: *smacks lips* Whyyy ?! 
 Jay: you Guys Are still on Punishment from that Stunt you pulled in Vegas ... Oh you thought I forgot !? ... Haaa ... NO ... Now get out im Busy ...  
 Brook: Uuuuuuugghhhhh *Storms Out *  Jay Laughs ... 
 Bey: So what Did He say and hurry up y'all gone be late  
Brook: he said No ...  
Bey: why ??  
Brook: cuz Uh... Because he asked me To wash Dishes last night and I Didn't ( Lying cuz Bey Still don't know about the High Incident) 
Bey: ohh ... Welp.. let's Go Then ..  They Leave ..Bey Stops to pick up Claire and Shawn III she watches him while they're at School... After she Dropped the Kids off .. Her and Shawn III Stopped by Mickey D's And Went Home..  Meanwhile this is what Was going on at School.. 
 Claire: Look Shawn I Don't give Two FUCKS what you're saying to Me right now ! I know wtf I Saw ! So Get the Fuck out of My Face ! Did you Fuck Her ?! 
 Claire had walked up on Shawn Jr. And At Some other Girls Locker whispering in her Ear...
 Shawn jr: For the Last Time NOO ! I didn't fuck her !  
 Claire: Yet ! *Rolls Eyes* 
 Shawn: Babe ... I Love You .. I love our Son.. Don't none of them Hoes mean Nothing to Me ...  Claire: whatever Shawn ... I don't have time for you right now .. I need to get to class .. *walks Off *  Brooklyn walks up .. " Damn Bro...you getting caught up... Get it ToGeth---- Zaaaayyyuuummm WHO is THAT !? He Is FOOIINNNEE !  "
 A Handsome Guy was Walking Past and Caught Brooklyn's Eye .. He was Carmel Skinned Toned up just Right .. Had a Lil mustache game going  on and Swagg on 1,000 !  (Brooklyn's Thoughts) 
 Whew Jesus ! He is Too Sexy ... The Things I would Do to HIM ! Man Like ... Whew ! .... OMFG he's Coming over here ! Shit shit shit... You got this Brook ... don't Blow it !  "Hi " ... He Said... " My name Is Andre, but my friends call me Dre"  "Hi Andre .. I'm Brooklyn ... But you Could Call Me Brook .." she said so Cute and Bubbly ... Blushing the Entire time...  " Ohh okay nice to Meet you Brook..you have a Nice Day I have to get to class..... As a Matter of fact do you know where Room 3C is ?"  Brooklyn Did a Backflip inside " yes ! Yes I do ... That's my next class as well... Come on let's go ! Later Big head ! "  Shawn Jr. Was just Standing there with this Dumb Look on his Face then Eventually he walked off ...  Brooklyn: So ... Dre .. Are your parents Famous ?  Dre: uhh .. Yep yep ... Yours ?  
 Brooklyn : uhh .. MmHm .. So who are  your  parents ?  
 Dre: Tia and Corey .. Hardict ... Mowry ... Know them ??  
 Brook: Yeaa I know them ! You're mom and Aunty are so Pretty , I Love them ! And You're Dad was Sexy in That Movie I saw last Week ... You Look Just Like Him ! ( Smiles)  
 Dre: haha .. Thanks ... Now who are your parents ? Wait just Tell me Your last name and I'll guess ..  
 Brook: ima Carter to The BONE ! ( Ghetto ass)  
 Dre: hold the hell on ... Please tell me Yo Daddy is not Lil-- 
 Brook: STOP ! My Daddy Don't Got Nothing Little ! (Pause) ... My Parents are Beyonce and Jay z ...  Dre: Damn Foreal ?! Yo Mama Sexy AF ... You Look Just Like her (sexy smirks )  Brook (Blushes)  : Come On ... We are like ... Late !  (They walk in Class)  Angel: ( Whispers to Brook) Who Tf is That !? He sexy ! 
 Brook: (Whispers Back) I know ! He's new .. Now shhhh ... Dre walked up to the Teacher with his Schedule and waited for her to Assign him a Seat .. 
 (Brooklyn's Thoughts)
  I so Wanna make him Mine ... I know I just met him like Literally Five minutes ago .. But something about him sends my mind on a Beautiful Journey .. It could be His Amazing Smile .. Or His Poetic Personality ... Both of Them Leaves My Stomach in Flutters .... (Angels Thoughts) 
 Why is Brook Staring at him like she Ready To Jump over Mrs.Green Desk and Rip his Clothes off and ride his Dick Like a Pony ! Hahaha let me stop ... But for real Does she even notice how hard she staring ? Haha ... Damn she want the D so Bad and she just Met him ... I mean he is Cute ... No hella Cute.... No Hella Hella Hella Cute .... *Sigh she had to meet him First ...... ..... Let me Get Back to This Paper ...  
 Mrs.Green: you Could Sit Right there (Points to the Desk In Between Brook and Angel )  
 Dre: yes Ma'am ... ( walks to his seat and Sits down ) *whispers* Yo Brook.... I didn't get your Number ... We defiantly Have to Hang... Brook: *whispers* Gimmie Your Phone ...   Dre hands Brook the Phone and puts her number in .. Then calls herself so he could have his Number and Handed his Phone Back ... They Shared smiles ...  Dre turned to The Left and Noticed Angel ... " Whoaaahh ! You gotta Twin !?"  
 Brook: SHHHH ! you gone get us Detentions ... (Laughs) Yes ... We're triplets my brother was standing with me when I saw you in The Hall...  Dre: oh Damn.. That's wassup ! Nice to meet You I'm Dre .. Angel: hi ... (Attitude)  Dre Sensed her attitude and Turned away without saying another word to her in fear of pushing her Last Button..  Then he Mouthed to Brook " what's wrong with her "  Brook Mouthed back " Shes a Bitch .. Don't even Trip "  He Shrugged and Forwarded his Attention towards Mrs. Green ...  
 (After School)
 JuleZ drove his Car There so they all hitched a ride home .. 
 Brooklyn: SHOT GUN ! 
 Rae: Bitch No ! I Ride Shot Gun In my Mans Car ... Get that ass in The Back ... 
Brooklyn: Juelz-- 
 JuleZ : nope ... Get in the Back ...  
Brooklyn: man Forget Y'all .. * Gets in The Back* 
Rae: I Love You Too !  They Arrive at the Carter Residence... 
 Bey: Heyyy babies ! You Guys Came Just in time .  I Just Got Done Cooking  Everybody Stop on Their Tracks ...  
 Bey: Damn ! I'm joking !  Y'all so Mean ...   Brook: Whew mama Don't Play Like That !  Shawn jr: thought You was Tryna Kill us !  Angel: So who cooked .. Daddy ? 
 Bey: yeaa .. He cooked ... Damn Y'all be Hurtnin' my Feelings .. My Cooking is not That Bad ...  
Brooklyn: We're sorry mommy ... But ... It's not ... Let's Just Drop it Kay ... OHH MOM ! So There's This New Boy at My School--- Angel: Uugh here You Go ! * goes upstairs *  Brooklyn: I Can't Stand That Bi-- Girl... anyways Mommy Lemme tell YOU . So His Name Is Andre ... Hardrict ...  
Bey: Ohh Tia's Son ... I met Him .. He's A Cutie ... You Like him ?  
Brook: Well I dont know Him like That ... But he makes me Feel... Like
 Bey: Butterflies ? You Feel like Everything with him Just Clicks ? Like when You Talk To Him Everything and Everybody Disappears ! Brooklyn: YEEESSS ! OMG how did you Know !  
Bey: Mama knows Baby ! Mama Knows ... *Kisses her on Her Forehead* go wash Up for dinner ..  
Brook: Mkay .. Everybody gets Cleaned up and prepares  to Eat... They Eat Share how their Day Went and Watched Movies for the Rest Of the Night ...  



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6/28/12

Hey Readers ! how you guys been ? I Apologize for not updating in so long i just have been really buisy , but Lucky for you guys i'm On Summer Break ! I know you guys have probably forgot what happen on the last post  so you might want to go back and read a few posts.


Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We're all Lit.. and don't no where we are... 


Jay: You did WHAT ?! *Deep Breath* ... Just Stay there ! , take the Keys out of the Ignition , i'm on my way ! 


(They have a Tracking device on the car, that's how jay is gonna find them)


[ Jays thoughts](Driving) 


Damn... this is my fault .. I wasnt watching them close enough and i shouldnt have had this weed around my Kids... I know their not baby's but still ... they could have gotten hu---Did this nigga Just Cut me Off .. *Blows  his Horn*  FUCKERR !! *Gives them the Finger* 


Jay finally Got to where the Brook Shawn Angel and Nem' were at .. But when he walked up to the Car it was empty ..He looked inside the car and noticed it was completely empty. He got nervous at first then realized the girls NEVER go anywhere with out their purses. Even if they did, they ALWAYS had their phones on them. 


He flipped through his contacts and called the one person he KNEW for sure wasn't high, his last result was the one person he despised at the moment, Claire.


Claire: Heeeelllllwo?

Jay: Yo Claire where y'all at?

Claire: Umm somewhere hiding in the bushes

Jay: Why?

Claire: Because Julez said he saw a cop car driving towards us and he hopped out the truck and hid in the ditch. Next thing i know i was the only one still in the car.


Jay: Well I'm at the truck now so can you please get them all over here in one piece?


Claire: Yea Hang on


Claire put Jay on hold and did the best she could to get Julez, Raven, Shawn III, Shawn Jr, Brook, Angel,and the rest of the reindeer gang back to the truck where Jay was awaiting.


Jay: Ya know.......I'm too old and y'all too high for me to be dealing with y'all right now. Imma deal with this in the morning when y'all come down from y'alls high


Shane: But daddy


Jay: *holding up his hand to stop him from talking* Son please you're going to blow MY high.


And with that Claire trailed Jay and the reindeer gang back to the hotel.




NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


9 AM




Jay:*walking in the kids half of the suite* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKE YA'LL ASSSSSSSSSSSES THE FUUUUUUUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP


Raven: Yo Mr. Carter no disrespect and all but it's too early to be all loud like that. It's not Christmas tone the happiness down.

Jay: This happiness comes with being able to get some morning sex from the sexiest woman in the world

Triplets: Dad that's just nasty

Angel: I don't want visuals of how we were made....it's too early for all that

Jay: ANY WAAAAAYS be in the kitchen in 15 minutes or imma tell Y'all mammas about what happened last night

Julez: Uncle Jay, now you KNOW my mamma be letting me smoke with her. 

Jay: Lil boy dont test me 


Jay left the reindeer gang to get dress and meet the adults for breakfast. They had a nice spread of Bacon, Turkey Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Eggs, Waffles, Pancakes, Fruit, Hash Browns, Oatmeal, Grits, Coffee, Juice and all that fancy stuff. For the most part breakfast was the usual. The adults were recapping the night before festivities with inside jokes while the reindeer gang just sat there lost and sharing "What The Fuck That Supposed to mean" looks between them, until....


Bey: Shane where did you guys go last night?


Bey knew Shane would never lie to her. He was the baby, beside Shawn III, and a spoiled mamma's boy to top it off


Shane: Umm Umm


Shawn: *thoughts* DAMN we screwed


Brook: *thoughts* Why she ask him, he know he can't lie to her


Angel: *thoughts* Goodbye Freedom


Raven: *thoughts* Damn the way Julez chewing on that piece of bacon is so fucking hot


Julez: *thoughts* The way Rae starring at me gone make me give her the D


Claire: *thoughts* This woman already dont like me. If Shane tell her what they did she gone think I had something to do with it....fuuuuuck she never gone like me


Bey: Shane baby just tell me


Jay: Umm Bey we're gonna be late


Jay was saving them from the beat down and lecture Bey was gonna give them if she found out they went out smoking HIS weed.


Bey: Late for what


Jay: *kisses her* Babe just come on so we can get dressed and leave


Bey: Mmmm... Alright .. 


* They get ready and Leave* 

Solo and The Kids were all in the Suit Chilling , swimming...and Having a Good time .. Then Solo Pulls Raven to the Side to talk


Solo: So Ummm.... I'm Not even gonna beat around the Bush or nothing .... Are you and Julez Fuckin ' !?


Raven: *Chokes on Her Soda* Huh ? 


Solo: Girl you Heard me ! Don't Trip , I'm not mad ... i Just wanna Know..


Rae: ...... *coughs* .... Okay ... uhh.. Yes..


Solo" *Knods her head * .... So you on Birth Control cuz yall aint gone be Another Shawn and Claire ! 


Rae: Oop .. Yes .. yes I am....


Solo: Good Girl... Now you Make sure he Straps up .. okay.. No Slip Ups....  


Solo gave Rae a Quick Pat on the Shoulder and walked off... Julez walked up to Rae After Solo walked off...


Julez: So umm.. what was THAT about ? 


Rae: You Told your Mother we'er having Sex ?


Julez : Nooo ! ......Ok... Yes...


Rae: Why ?!


Julez: Cuz She Asked ! *Throws Some Cheetoes in His mouth and Laughs* 


Rae: I Hope you Choke ....*Rolls eyes and Walks Off* 


Scene Change: Jay Took Bey To Dinner to Get away from Everybody for a While... After Dinner They walked on the Beach Hand and Hand ..


Bey: Babe....


Jay: Yes Love ?


Bey: What did the Kids do ? ... I know they Did something ... 


Jay: Bey ...


Bey: Jay.. I have a Right to know


Jay: You right ... You Right... Umm.... *scratches head and takes a deep Breath* .......... They Uhm..... 


Bey Stops walking and Lets His Hand Go .... 


Bey: What is it ! 


* Jay's Phone Rings* .....


Jay: Hold that Thought...... Hello ?


Brooklyn: *Gasping for Air* D...DAADDD !!! Sh..... *Crying*  ...... SHANE JUMPED IN THE POOL AND H.... H ... HIT *GASPING* HIT HIS HEAD AND N... NOW *CRYING AND TRYING TO BREATHE* HE'S NOT BREAAATHHINNG *DROPS PHONE* ....


By this Time Jay Was Already Running to the Car and Bey was Running right behind him not even Knowing what was going on .... 


Bey: BABE WHAT HAPPEN TALK TO ME DAMMIT !


Jay had tears Streaming Down his Face , couldn't even get a Word out .....  He Just Got in the Driver seat and Started to drive...


Bey Grabs the Phone and Calls All of their Phones Nobody Answered ... Finally Claire called her back...


Claire: *crying and screaming* Bey ?!


Bey: YEA ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN ?! JAY CANT EVEN GATHER UP HIS WORDS TO TELL ME ! ...


Claire: SHANE TRY TO JUMP IN THE POOL AND HIT HIS HEAD... THE PARAMEDICS ARE DOING CPR... HE'S NOT BREATH--- .. * CALL ENDS*


Bey Dropped her phone and Broke Down .. 




TBC.... Sorry to End it There Guys ... but I have to Work in the A.M Shout out to My Sis Rae for the Help... and I Will update again Tomorrow ! XOXO - Latrice 

3/11/12

Higher than, Higher than, Higher than a Kite !

Hey My BEYutiful Love Muffins!, It's been A Long Time , huh...?.... yeaaa.. Well good thing for you guys im on spring break so ill try to update like Once a Day, twice if your Lucky :)
Kay So on the last Update, jay got into some drama  Regarding Anthony, So Bey decided they needed to go on a vacation to relieve some stress. && Out of ALL Paces They Chose Sin City ! ... lets see how this Goes.




Scene: Bey & Jay, Solo & Her Boo thang, Angie & Lebron, and, Kanye & Becky (his new girlfriend), Were all at the Hotel room Sippin' and chillin'. The Kids are at the Beach.  Bey had a lil Bit TOO much to drink so she was wildin' !
Bey walks up to jay.
Bey: Aye...
Jay: wassup ?
Bey: umm.. you got some weed ?
Jay: *Laughs hella loud* What !?
Bey: Nigguh you Heard me!
Jay: Bey, you don't smoke..... Knock it off...
Bey: Boy, ima Grown ass women.. I do what i want... Now Roll That Shit up..
Jay Looked at Bey Like she lost her damn mind.
Bey: Why are you staring at me? Light the Shit up..
Kanye: You Better Roll that Blunt Anna May, before Ike Beat Yo ass.. *Laughs*
Jay: HA HA HA, very funny nigguh... *Takes out weed and blunt wrap & starts to roll it*
Bey: Thank you Baby, *Kisses the back of his neck then Walks away*
Solo walk in from the balcony.
Solo*Long Sniff* MMmmm ! Bro Man you holding out. ! Trying to keep it all to Yourself Huh..
Jay: Yea ! but your Crack head ass sister Bust me out ! *Chuckles*
bey: Shut your mouth and Light the damn Blunt..
Solo: WAAIIITTT A MINUTE! HOLD ONNNN... THU , YOU SMOKIN' DRO NOW !?! Thats wassup Gimmie some *Daps her up*
bey: Yaaammmmpp, Baby ThuGG right here... ! *does her lil thuGG face*


*KNOCK KNOCK*
Bey runs to the Door and Cracks it then peeks her head. It was ALL the Kids, Brook, Angel, Shawn Jr Shawn III, Claire, Juelz, Raven, Mariah(solo's daughter)Angie's 2 Kids, Jay's 2 Nieces and Brooklyn and Angel's Friend Lexii .


Bey: Nu uh !, hell naw.... Ya'll better gone somewhere...
Brooklyn: *confused face* Mom what are you talking about? Open the Door....
Bey: No , this is a Kids Free Zone.... Go To the mall or something....
Brooklyn: Umm.. I maxed out my credit card... and its too far to walk... 
Bey: *shuts the Door*
They were all standing outside the door looking confused as hell..
Angel: man what we gone do?
BRook: Aint this Bout a B--
*Bey opens the Door*
Bey: Here ! * Hands her a Credit card and the Keys to the Navigator* Be careful and responsible... Be back by 8. kay.. 
Brooklyn: Thanks mom, Love you Bye.
*They leave*
bey Walks into the house, then walks up to Jay... Jay was Hitting the blunt and when he got done he Blew the smoke into beys mouth and she sucked it up as if she was hitting the blunt...


Bey:*Cough cough cough* Damn.... *laughs*
Solo: ahh sis, u week... pass that shit bruh...
jay*passes it*
Solo Starts to toke the blunt till she's damn near having an asthma attack.. 
Solo_ WHeEEwww !! Thats that Goooddd Grandaddy Kush ! 
Bey: Puff Puff Pass hoe, you fuckin' up the rotation...*laughs*
Jay: Check you out.... you think you just a lil thuGG huh... O.G...Tripple O.G.. Triple tripple.... 
Bey: You got that from Friday ! hahahahahahaha....Ahhh... I'm Hungry... *walks in the Kitchen*
Jay: Yeeaa, & i gotta go take a Shit...* Holds stomach and walks to the bathroom* ... *jay opens the door* YOOOOO ! MAN TF  ! 


kanye was sitting on the toilet with his pants down, and Becky was between his legs Slobbing on his Nob ! 


Ye: Aye man.... You mind... 
Becky: *Slurp Slurp* *wipes her Mouth* ... 
Jay Shakes his Head and walks out singing " Gimme that BEckaayy" He walks in the Living room laughing his ass off... bey is in the kitchen stuffing lays potato chips in her mouth..
Jay: Ayye Blubber butt, You won't believe what i just seen.. ahhhh hahaha.. funniest shit of my life.
Bey turns around with crumbs all over her face and shirt..." what" ? , she said spitting out chips at the same time..
Jay: *whispers* I just saw Becky giving ye head.... hahahaha, BOP ! 
Bey: EWw , what a Hoe ! They just met last night.... Mmmm.. Ye better go get his Peter checked..*laughs and stuffs a chip in her mouth* .. Baabee, why am i so Hungry .. It feels like i haven't eating in weeks !
Jay: your just high Love, you'll be alright .... *kisses her forehead then walks out*


*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Grr...Jay will yo answer this , its your daughter...*hands jay the phone*
Jay: *answers* Yes Princess...
Brooklyn: Uhhhh Dad... ..... There's been a SLIGHT Mishaps.  
Jay: aww Shiet.... What did ya'll do ?
Brooklyn: Well umm..
Jay: Spit it out ! 
Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We'er all Lit.. and don't no where we are... 




TBC !! COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.. ! I'LL UPDATE AGAIN TONIGHT IF I GET ENOUGH FEEDBACK ! THANKS FOR READING , LOVE YOU GUYS !

1/29/12

....... Pay Back is a BIIIYAAHHH!

Bey: Shane, turn the TV on please.
Shane turned the TV on and the ten o’clock news was on, as the reporter was speaking bey noticed that they were at the park right down the street from the house. She turned the TV up so that she can hear what the reporter was saying.
Reporter: there has been a vicious accident, a young man who has not yet been identified, was brutally beaten by a couple of park robbers. The young man has been beaten unconciuos, paramentics have rushed him to the hospital, check back in with us later for more information.
Bey: BROOKLYN!!!
Brook came running down the stairs.
“Yes mom?” Brooklyn said out of Breath. “Where is Your Father?” Bey said with suspense in her voice. “I don’t know mom, I haven’t saw him since he took my phone earlier at the party” –Brook
“Why did he take your phone”? –Bey “umm, because Anthony kept texting and calling me, begging for my forgiveness.” Brook
“So He’s Out of Jail?”-Bey “Yea”-Brook. “HOLY FUCKING SHIT! “ –Bey instantly got up and Rushed to the door about to go looking for jay, but as soon as she opened the door jay was walking up, with all black on and sweat dripping down his face. “Jay, where have you been?” Jay had this mean as look on his face “I’ll tell you later, excuse me” shoves bey out of the way. “No, you gone tell me now, where TF have you been?” Jay takes a Deep breath then grabs bey by her arm and takes her into the bathroom.” JAY TF IS YOUR PROBLEM!” “LOOK, I DON’T WANT THE KIDS TO KNOW ANYTHING, ALRIGHT?!” “Jay, please don’t tell me you have anything to do with that shit I just saw on the news” “ahh, Fuck it’s on the news already? Damn.” jay starts pacing back and forth.. “Look Bey, I hired some guys to do it, I was just there watching. And I got a couple of hits in, you don’t touch my child and think you’re going to get away with it” “baby, I understand that your mad, hell I’m pissed TF off too, but you shouldn’t have done it just because of the simple fact that you can go to jail behind this and damage your image as a role model, you know a lot of young boys out there look up to you, you wouldn’t want to ruin that.” “I feel you ma, I was just angry. But there’s nothing I can do, what’s done is done, the only thing we need to worry about is now is no one tracing this back to me.” “Yea your right”
They Begin the Walk out of the Bathroom and as Bey Opens the Door Brooklyn, Angel, Claire and Shawn all collapse on the floor.
“TF, get y’all Nosey asses off the Floor.”- Jay says as a Smile Compelled from his face
“Dad?” –Brooklyn ‘
“Brook” –Jay
“Can we go on a Vacation?”
“I don’t know, you remember the last time we went on vacation, shit got fucked up”
Just then Bey slapped jay in the back of his head so hard, as if she was trying to kill a fly.
“I mean stuff got messed up” –Jay said as he Rubbed his Stinging head.
“Come on Please, it will be Fun”-Brook Begged.
“Hmm, ask your mom”
 “Mom, can we?”
“Actually a vacation doesn’t sound like a bad idea, where though?”
Shawn Chimed in, “VEGAS! …SIN CITY! “
“Alright, Last one Packed is a Rotten Egg”-Bey Yelled out

Everyone Ran upstairs’ to pack for this Trip to Sin City! Uh Oh, Let’s see what’s going to Become of this Trip , y’all Remember what happen on the LAST trip……….


TBC>> COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! THNX FOR READINGJ) SORRY SO SHORT! 

1/15/12

O_O .......

Hey There My fellow Readers :) Today i tweeted and said that i was ending this blog because i never had time anymore, then my mentions blew up like Mrs.Puff in SpongeBob ! lmao any who... You all Should be Glad to Know that i changed my mind, and i will be Continuing On with this Blog since you guys love it so much :) it really isn't all that Great But Okay... Thank you all , For you Kind words and I will Try to update every-time i get a chance , kay :)) - La'trice ... OH And Shout out To my Sis Ash Pash Mash Potatoes ! :)) Lov ya ^__^ ...


Now on with the story ..


In the last update, Jay got a phone call from ally cat saying that if jay didn't give him his diamond he was gonna hurt his family, the diamond jay had he got it carved into beys ring,, so he had to figure out a way to make give him his diamond and not beys ring... 


PAUSE: OMG EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MY BAAAABBBYYY, I WANT TO CONGRATULATE BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ON THEIR LITTLE BEAUTIFUL BABY, BLUE IVY CARTER, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER, I KNOW SHES BEAUTIFUL, BUT I WISH THE MEDIA WOULD GET OFF HER COOCH AND JUST WAIT FOR BEY AND JAY TO GIVE US A PICTURE AND STOP REACHING!, BUT OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM, I FEEL LIKE I HAD THE BABY THAT'S HOW HAPPY I AM... LMAO... && JAY TWEETED TODAY, THAT JUST PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE & GLORY OMG, MY BABY'S CRY AT THE END , GIRL HAD ME IN TEARS!! ,NOW WE  JUST WAITING ON MAMA BEY TO TWEET, LETS NOT HOLD OUR BREATHS ON THAT ONE THO, ! HA! LOVE THE CARTERS... OKAY ON WITH THE STORY ,PLAY:  




So its now 10:30, Jay and Dave are sitting in the car thinking about this Mess..


Dave: Man, why don't you just Pay him ?


Jay: Dude, he doesn't want money, he wants his diamond..


Dave: Just pay him how ever much the diamond is worth....


Jay: I wish it was that simple, he wants to take the diamond to Tijuana and trade it for drugs ...


Dave: Damn..


*jays phone rings*


Jay: yea 


Ally Cat: You got my diamond ?


Jay: Ayye Look man, what if i give you 5 Mil. instead...


Ally: Hmm... 5 million dollars....... How do i know you not fucking around??


Jay: Look Bruh, if i'm Lying i will hand you my gun, to shoot me with it..


Ally: Make it 6 and we got a deal...


Jay: Alright 6 Mil.. 


Ally: In Cash ! *hangs up* 


(Jay)


Man, how am i going to Explain 6 Mil. Missing out of My Account , to bey..
 Fuck it ill just tell her...


Jay: Alright man, he's just gonna take the 6 Mil instead of the diamond, thank God..




FAST FORWARD: ( They gave Ally Cat the 6 Mil, in hopes that jay never sees him again, then jay Dropped Dave off and went back Home... Its been a Couple of Months, Finally No more Drama, Claire and Little Shawn III are doing good, She's staying with Bey and Jay right now since Alicia & Swizz Kicked her Out... and eveyonce else is doing Great.) 


One Hot Sunny Day in NYC ! 


Its Shane's 11th Birthday .. Everybody is Kicking back Having a Good time..
Brooklyn and Angel Walk up on the Stage that Jay had Built in there back Yard.


Brooklyn: Good Evening Everyonce, we just want to wish Our baby Brother Shane A very Special Birthday 


Angel: WE Love You baby Bro, your the best ! and we want to sing a special happy birthday to you, from the heart..


Brook and Ang. Sing happy birthday to Shane With their Beautiful Voices Sounding Just Like Their mother , who is in the corner Tearing up at how good they sound...


Jay: WHEEWW ! ( imagine the "whew" he did in the 1+1 video he recorded) You guys sound Great!


Both: thanks Daddy ! ^__^


Brooklyn's Phone Rings, and she Silence's it...


Ang: Who was that?


Brook: *deep breath* Anthony's PUNK-ASS... he's been Blowing up my phone since he been out..


Ang. Oooww! you bet not let daddy here you say he's------interupted...


Jay: You bet not let daddy here WHAT ?


Ang: Huh ? Wait wait , Ill be back i think i heard Jesus Calling me... *walks of abruptly* 


Jay: Brooklyn, what did she say ? you bet not let me here what ?!


Brooklyn: Dad, just drop it alright...


Jay: ( he can hear the sadness in her voice) whats wrong baby girl.. 


Brooklyn:......................... dad Anthony's out... and he keeps calling me and texting me blowing up my phone Begging for my forgiveness..


Jay:..... *nods head * ok baby, ill take care of it don't worry...


Brooklyn: Daddy , don't Hurt him...


Jay:  I won't... ( in his head) " But i know someone Who will"   Lemme see you phone... 


Brooklyn Hands him the phone... 


Jay: Thank you, you can walk away now... i said i will take care of it...


Brooklyn: *deep Breath* Fine.... *walks away* 


Jay looks in her contacts and goes to Anthony's number then sends a Text Message Saying. 
" meet me at Glendale Park tonight at 8 so we can work things out, and come alone because i don't want anyone all in our business... kay see you soon..."


Anthony Replied with ..
" okay Love, and Thanks for giving me a second chance " 



TBC ! Sorry So short will update Soon :)) 

1/5/12

If it aint one Thing.

Just as things where Drama Free and Going Wonderful, Jay gets this Phone call from an " Anonymous" person, Stating That One of the Dudes Jay used to Drug Deal For in the Back Back BACK Days , Has a Hit out on Jay and His Family because Supposedly Jay Stole Something that was his, and Until he gets it Back , Each Person in His Family will come up Missing, Day after DAY, after DAY, until there is no one Left ! 


Jay decides Not to tell anyone about his mysterious phone call, because he doesn't want to freak anyone out. 


(Jay)
Damn, how did They even get my number... and i don't recall owing anybody shit.. well, besides that one time i robbed that Jewelry store with Ol' dude and didn't give him his cut ,But that was Years Ago.. i heard Dude was Locked up Anyways,  aside from that  i am a Clean Man,  i need to get to the bottom of this..


Jay's phone ring again..


Jay: Hello?


Guy with a Deep Scary voice: Aye Nigget ! remember me ...


Jay: Uhh, Me who..


jay recognized the guys voice but couldn't quite put his finger on who he was.


GWADSV: .. This Ally Cat MuuhhFuckuh !!


Jay: Ohhh.. *laughs* Wassup Cat !


AC: Nigguh Don't Wassup me ! where my Muffuckin Diamond at ! 


(Jay) 
on my wife's Ring Finger


Jay: Say man, i don't know what your talking about...


AC: Yea okay, Keep playing Dumb Bruh, ima enjoy Playing with your little Girls, they Grew up to look Just Like that beautiful SLUT you Married, ! *laughs like a pervert*  i want my Diamond By 12 O'clock Midnight, or your Family is GONE!  *hangs up* 


(Jay)
Gotdammit ! if it aint one thing its a fucking NOTHER !! 


(BTW CLAIRE IS AT HOME, THE BABY IS DOING GOOD AND HEALTHY , ITS BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE THE BIRTH OF SHAWN COREY CARTER III :) 


Bey come up behind Jay and Grabs him.. Jay Jumps..


Bey: Baby, was Wrong why you so Jumpy..?


Jay: Ohh *nervous Laugh* you scared me that's all..


Bey: aww, im Sorry Pop Pop.... who was that you where talking to on the phone?.


Jay: Huh? oh umm, that was just a bill collector you know they always calling Harassing us, they worse then the pops.. haha *kisses her forehead then walks off*


(Bey) 
I been with this man UMPTEEN years, and he don't think i know when he lying.? Hmph... yea okay ima leave it alone for now...


Jay walks back in the room ..


Jay: Hey babe, wheres your wedding ring at..


Bey: umm, i don't knoooow maybe on my Ring finger perhaps.. *flashes ring*


Jay: Don't be Smart.. *chuckles.* Let me see it im gonna go take it to get it cleaned along with mine.


Bey: *hesitant*... umm.. ok *takes the ring off and gives it too him* 


Jay: aiight.. Be back in a little while, im gonna go pick up Dave (jay's cousin) so he can ride, then im gonna get the rings clean, and ill be back in a Jiff.. kay *kisses her and walks off..*


(Bey)


Why is this boy acting so weird , and since when do we get our rings cleaned....... hmm.. something is defiantly up!





So a little FYI:  Jay and Ally Cat Robbed a jewelry Shop Years ago and Stole this Really Big Diamond that was worth grip of money, jay took it down to the shop to get it Cut in half, in the mean time Ally cat ended up getting Locked up for other  reasons and jay Kept his half as well as Ally Cats half of the diamond, eventually jay got Ally cats Half of the Diamond Carved into Beys Wedding ring, and the other half he Traded in and Payed for The Triplets College Funds. Jay Knows that Alley Cat means Business he has A lot of connections, and he also has a leak in the FBI. So the only hope that jay has to protect his Family is Bey's precious and most sentimental Wedding ring. and its not like he could just go buy another one, because there is no duplicate of this ring, jay had it hand made and carved just right to his liking's.. it is now 10:30 pm so and Jay has until 12:00 to figure out Something or else.....................

1/3/12

Baby Births & Anonymous Callers ,Oh My !

Jay: *Deep Breath* Nope, IDGAF I'M KILLING HIM !! AS SOON AS THEY LET THAT LIL NIGGUH OUT THE JOINT ! ITS OVER, ITS A WRAP ! YOU NOT ABOUT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY BABY, AND EXPECT TO LIVE ! HELL NAW, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ! HE GOT THE GAME, FUCKED ! UP ! .....


Bey: Jay Stop Talking Crazy , i know your mad, i'm mad as fuck to.. but don't go and do anything stupid that can jeopardize you or us. 




PAUSE: ( Don't Forget Anthony is Monica and Shannon Browns Son)  PLAY


Monica & Shannon Brown Walks up.


Monica: OMFG !! HOW CAN YOUR DAUGHTER PRESS CHARGES ON MY SON! SHE MUST OF PROVOKED HIM OR SOMETHING, HE'S NOT JUST GONNA PUT HIS HANDS ON HER FOR NO DAMN REASON! 


Bey: *Rolls her neck Around so that she's Facing Monica* LOOK! *FINGER IN FACE* YOUR SON HAS NO RIGHT TO BE PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY DAUGHTER AT ALL ! PROVOKED OR NOT, YOU GUYS NEVER TAUGHT YOUR BOYS NOT TO HIT GIRLS ? I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PARENTS ARE YOU TO ALLOW THIS.. DAMN RIGHT SHE'S PRESSING CHARGES, AND THERE AINT SHIT YOU CAN SAY OR DO TO CHANGE THAT , IT'S FINAL. NEXT TIME TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS SOME MANNERS AND YOU WON'T BE IN THIS SITUATION! *TURNS TO LEAVE* 


SHANNON: (TO JAY) LOOK MAN, NO HARD FEELINGS,  WHAT MY SON DID WAS WRONG, AND I APOLOGIZE. 


JAY: WELL YOU CAN KEEP THAT WEAK ASS APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS , BECAUSE MY BABY GIRL IS STILL IN THERE HURT.. YOUR APOLOGY DID NOT TAKE AWAY HER BLACK EYES OR BUSTED LIPS, AND THAT LITTLE STUPID MOTHER FUCKER ALMOST KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.. AND YOU WANT ME TO EXCEPT YOUR WHACK AS APOLOGY, FUCK OUT OF HERE ! YOU BETTER BETTER KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HIM WHEN HE GETS OUT TOO... *WALKS OFF*




IN SIDE THE POLICE STATION


officer: Okay ms.carter (brook) your free to go, Anthony is locked away in a cell and will be sentenced to 3 to for months. he will have several court dates regarding this case these of which you do not have to attend if you do not please. We have the Full case and that is all we need... would you like to Attend ?


Everybody: HELL NO ! 


officer: whoo,, okay.. i will let the judge know that the case is closed and the ruling is final.. thank you for your time. and if you feel you need to go to the Hospital, Mr & Mrs. Brown ( Mon & Shan) will have to pay your Expenses .. 


Jay: I Don't need them Paying for SHIT ! Lets Go Yall..


*They Leave* 




ABOUT 2 MONTHS has Passed and Everything Is going nice and Clam, All of Brooklyn's Wounds have healed, Claire and Shawn Is expecting there baby ANY Day Now, Juelz and Raven's Relationship had Gotten Stronger , and so on and so forth. 


It's 5 O'clock in the Morning on Saturday At the Carters Residence. 


Claire: *Morning Voice* Shawn, Baby Wake up...


Shawn: * Snoring Uncontrollably Loud  * 


Claire: Shawn ! *Nudges him* .............


Shawn: * Breathes in and Chokes on his Snore* 


Claire: *Slaps His Face* SHAWN ! GET TF UP ! 


Shawn: *Jumps up* DAMN ! wtf !  Why you Do that !? *rubs face*


Claire: Sorry ! you wouldn't wake up !


Shawn: Well ......what is it ?


Claire: Look.... *Points to the bed between her legs*


Shawn: Did you Piss Yourself ?? Ewwl... That's Extremely Unattractive...!


Claire: No You IDIOT ! ..... got your so Stupid.... *Tries to get up out the bed, but her belly is weighing her down*


Shawn: Wait... is that.....Do you...... ohhh SHIT! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! 


(This boy is Yelling Like a Maniac and Mind you its FIVE O'clock in the Morning) 


*bey comes Running in With her Rollers in her Head, No Pants and Jay's Shirt * 


Bey: WHAT IS IT !?! 


Shawn: CLAIRE'S WATER BROKE !!! 


Bey: Okay Calm Down, Claire Honey How you Feeling ??


Claire: Heeee heeee Haa haaa *breathing* im... *Gasp* Ooowww!! .... im... okay...


Bey: Okay, About How Far apart are the Contractions ?


Claire: uhhh....*breathing* Mmm.... about....aaahhhhh!! .... Dammit ! ....... About 6 minutes.... 


Bey: Ohh SHit  ! we gotta GO ! 


* They Pack up and Rush Claire Off to the Hospital* 


AT THE HOSPITAL....


Claire: Baby ! Please Get your Elbow Out of Mommy's Bladder!!!! *looking down at her stomach* 


Doctor: Ohhhh Kay Hun, Get ready ........ Set......PUSSSSHHHHHH!! 


Claire: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MMMMM!!!! GRRRR! 


Doctor: Good Job Honey, Good Job another BIG one!


Claire: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH IT HURTS !!! FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!! * SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF SHAWN'S HAND*


Doctor: OKay LAST one !! Ready PUUUUSSHH!! 


Claire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BREAKS SHAWN'S HAND* (JK) 


Shawn The Third: Waaaaaa ! *crying* 


Everybody: Awwwww !! He's so cute ! 


Jay: Hey Lil man....... Psh, i Can't believe i'm a Grandpa.....


Claire: Can i see my baby.... *holds him and starts to tear up* 


Alicia and Swizz Walks in..


Claire: MOM ! DAD !........


Alicia: Hey baby,... im sorry i couldnt NOT be here for the birth of my Grandchild For the Life of me..


Swizz: WE Forgive you Baby Girl...


They All Enjoy The birth of Little Shawn The Third and Rejoice..














I know what your thinking " Awww, what a Happy Ending" right ?  WRONG! 


Just as things where Drama Free and Going Wonderful, Jay gets this Phone call from an " Anonymous" person, Stating That One of the Dudes Jay used to Drug Deal For in the Back Back BACK Days , Has a Hit out on Jay and His Family because Supposedly Jay Stole Something that was his, and Until he gets it Back , Each Person in His Family will come up Missing, Day after DAY, after DAY, until there is no one Left ! 


































































TBC !!