The JAYONCE Experience pt.16 It's about time!!!!!!!!!!

We left off with Bey, Angie and Kelly in a brawl with Stacey and Monica. They all stop when a gunshot from inside the house is heard. They all look at each other in total shock.

Jay: BEY YOU OKAY!?!?!?

Bey: Yea…Why you shoot the gun I was about to finish that bitch off  *Jay pulls Bey off Monica*

Monica: Damn gurl ya man gotta always come and rescue your sorry ass

Bey: *spits in her face* SUCK MY LEFT NUT BITCH

Kanye: Ayye Jay ya gurl went in on Monica…look at ha face

*Bey fucked Monica up…She gave her a broken nose, a busted lip, a black eye that’s swollen shut, a dislocated jaw and her jacked up lace front laying on the ground next to her*

Stacey: Jay baby why you all over her like that?

Kelly: Bitch don’t do it

*Stacey mugged Kelly so hard she almost fell and Bey broke loose from Jay and ran up on Stacey…now Bey and Stacey going at it…Jay and Ang tryna get Bey off Stacey but Bey is TEARING THAT ASS UP!!!!!!!!*

Jay: BEYONCE STOP IT LET HER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE NOT WORTH IT!!!!!! BEYONCE!!!!!!!!! KELLY CALL THE POLICE

*They finally gets Bey off Stacey…Bey made it out the fight with just a busted lip and a cut over her eyebrow…but Stacey….well she needs a miracle to heal her wounds and a good dentist….The police finally arrives*

Officer: WHOOA WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Bey: These 2 women broke into my house, threatening me and my husband so I defended myself.

Officer: Do you wanna press charges?

Jay: Yes we do

Officer: *Starts to handcuff Monica and Stacey and escort them to the squad car*

Jay: Beyonce you really need to put some ice on your lip

Kanye: I’ll go get her some

Bey: Thanks Ye….Jay after all this is over…I’m going to the island for a much needed vacation.

Jay: *laughs* I’ll help you pack

Kanye: *returns with Bey’s ice pack* Bey I didn’t know you can beat some ass like that

Bey: *smerks* Well you know

Officer: Ma’am I will need for you to come down to the station to fill out a police report……

Bey: Okay I’ll meet you there

Officer: Excuse me ma’am but do you mind me asking….Are you by any chance that singer Beyonce you sure do look just like her.

Bey: *laughs* No sir my name is Giselle but Beyonce is my cousin though…I’ll tell her you said Hello…and maybe she’ll send you some concert tickets or something

*Bey goes to the station and completes the police report. Then she takes the kids to her island for a 2 week vacation while Jay and Kanye start and finish their promo tour. The kids are now a year and a half and starting to walk and saying a few words. SJ is looking more the Jay each day while Brooklyn and Angle are starting to look like Julez.*

the Jayonce Experience Part 15 [Suprise]

First off we would like to say Congrats to Beyonce for her 4th #1 album *claps*. And thank you guys for reading and commenting. We created a twitter for the story too make sure you follow @R_L_BlogSpot. Don't forget to tell your friends about to story. - Latrice and Raven

Suddenly BEY WAKES UP!  

[ Beyonce had dream that all of this happend, in reality, after Jay told her about the date with Stacey she had told Jay she was too stressed off this drama and she needa a nap, thats were all this maddness took place :in her dream]  

*NO LONGER DREAMING*  

 Bey: JAAAAAYYY,,OMG WERE ARE YOU! *Jay comes running in the house*

Jay: WHAT IS IT BABE WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!

Bey: OMG BABY,, YOUR OKAY...I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMBODY SHOT YOU.  

Jay: *LAUGHS* Aww babe, look I’m fine, lay back down and go get some rest, I’m gonna go take out the trash  

Bey: NOOOOO,,!  

Jay: alright alright calm down,.. *jay goes back into the studio with Kanye* Aye man my wife is madd crazy yo! She had a dream that i got shot bro.  

Kanye:  hahaha,Bey is sumthin else.  

Jay: ya she is  

*IN THE HOUSE*  

Bey: (on the phone with Solo)  Yea gurl she called my phone and told me to watch my fuckin back! an then when i got off the phone i took a nap an had a dream Jay got shot,!

Solo: ohh i guess that pressed bitch didn’t learn from the last ass beatin,,maybe we should remind her!  

Bey: I’m gettin real sick of this crazed hoe,,the bitch need to step her ass to the left!  

Solo: Yea she obsessed or sum!  

Bey: Enough about that hoe, what my babies duin??  

Solo: They’re right here playing with Juelz,  

Bey: Lemme talk to Jr.  

Solo: aight,,Jr.. mommy’s on the phone,,say hi mommy  

Bey: hi my baby,,(baby talks)  

Solo: Alright i gotta go fix lunch and you payin for me a new phone thats your son just drooled all over  

Bey: Oh shut up,,kiss  my babies for me kay,,see you later on.  

Solo: Okay see ya    

*DOORBELL*  

Bey:  WHO IS IT!! *SILENCE* (opens door) OH HELL NAW WAT THE FUCK………?

Stacey: Hey hoe where’s my man? We gotta date to go on.

Bey: WOW bitch Jay had that good dick back then too….? UMMM SORRY HE’S NOT HERE *she secretly texts Kelly and Angie their code for emergencies* WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAIT FOR HIM?

Stacey: Ummmm I don’t know…you may have ya groupies hiding somewhere so y’all can tie me up and do some of that Creole voodoo shit. I’ll just come back in an hour…is that cool? Oh and make sure Jay don’t fuck you…I don’t want any of your juices inside of me either.

Bey: Okay *Stacey leaves and she calls Kelly and Angie* OMG Y’ALL THAT STACEY BITCH JUST LEFT….SHE’LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR SO WE GOTTA PLAN FAST

Angie and Kelly: Open the door we outside

They go and plan how to finally get rid of Stacey’s crazy ass when Jay and Kanye come upstairs for a food break.

Jay: Oh what’s up Kels and Ang…what y’all doin here?

Kelly: OOHH umm ppssshhh nun….jus chillin…ya know how we do *nervous laugh*

Jay: OOOKKKKAYY you need Jesus…Bey what is there to eat niggas be hungry like a MOTHA

Bey: Now Jay you know good and well I don’t cook nun so how would I know what we got to eat?

Jay: True dat…Well me and Ye finna go get sum to eat ya’ll wanna come?

Angie: Man I’m down *Bey nudges her in her side* Oh I mean nope we good

Kanye: y’all okay?

Bey: Yep *starts to push them towards the door* Bye gentlemen see you in what 2 hours or so….? Jay pick some up for the kids while you’re out okay *Kisses Jay and push them out the door*

Jay to Kanye: They up to something

*Back to the girls*

Ang: Dang could y’all make it any more obvious we planning something?

Bey: ummm whateva back to the basic bitch….

*45 min past and the doorbell rings*

KNOCK KNOCK *The door creeks open*

Stacey:*begins to enter and walk through their house* JAY BABY…WHERE ARE YOU…..? LACEFRONT HOE ARE YOU HERE….? I GUESS NOT HUH….? JAY BABY READY TO GO TO OUR FAVORITE SPOT….? JAY ARE WE PLAYING A GAME….? *heads upstairs to Jay and Bey room* OHH BABY I LIKE THIS GAME….IT REMINDS ME OF THAT WACK ASS MOVIE YOU’RE HOE WAS IN…OBSESSED. *she see Jay sitting in a chair in corner of his bedroom* Baby why you sitting in the dark *turns the light on* OH SHITTTTT *Jay is actually the “Jay-Zboy chair” with the lifesize Jay cut out Tyra Banks gave them as a wedding present (smart huh?)*

Bey: *stands in doorway* Damn right oh shit…you honestly thought I would let you have my man that easily? You got me twisted!!!

Stacey: Lacefront Hoe glad to see you again

Bey: That’s it bitch you done called me a hoe 1 too many times *Head butts her* NOW WHAT BITCH!!!! *Someone comes out of now where and jumps on Bey’s back* KELLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING STICK TO THE DAMN PLAN AND QUIT PLAYING AROUND!!!!

Kelly: *hops out the closet* BEY!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?

Bey: *Gets up off the ground* THAT’S THE CRAZY HOE THE KIDNAPPED SJ…GURL DIDN’T YOU GET ENOUGH OF AN ASS BEATING AT DISNEY!?!?!? YOU WANT SOME MORE!!!!

Ang: OH HELL NO DON’T TELL ME THESE 2 CUNTS KNOW EACH OTHER!?!?!?!?

Kelly: Ang they cousin’s

Stacey: *spitting blood tryna get off the floor* YEA BITCH NOW WHAT….YOU CAN’T BREAK US

Bey kicks Monica in the face while Ang and Kelly double team Stacey. All of a sudden you hear a gunshot and everyone stop…………..

The Jayonce experience PArt 14

so we left off with bey and jay making sum good ol' passtionate love! jay was supose to be coming home to tell bey that he had set stacey up, but bey's sexiness made him forget. so the next day he was going to the studio wit kanye still aint remembered about the little ordeal with stacey.  *THE NEXT DAY* jay: aye babe wake up!  bey: *sleep talking* mhm  jay: im going downstairs to the studio to work on sum shit wit kanye (they have a built in studio in their house)  bey: mhm, iilluuhhshew  jay: haha iloveyoutoo! *kisses her on her forhead*  *TWO HOURS LATER* bey calls jay on the phone  bey: Babe, where you at? jay: i told you i was going to the studio with ye.  bey: oh, you downstairs or swizzy's?  jay: nahh swizz at the hospital with alicia shes having her baby  bey: GASP,,aww she is! aww im so happy for them  jay: yea babies are a blessing,but anyway wat you want i got minutes(joking)  bey: uggh shut up,im cummin down their bye ugly! *IN THE STUDIO* jay: wheres the kids?  bey: solo just came and picked them up  jay: oh, ok


(all of sudden beys phone ring)  bey: hello  unkown caller: WATCH YOUR BACK BITCH!!!(hangs up)  bey: WHAT THE FUCKK!  jay: what happened!?  bey: LOOK JAY, IM NOT UP FOR ALL THE GAMES, ARE YOU STILL FUCKIN WITH THAT STACEY BITCH! AND DONT LIE


JAY: AYE LOOK CALM DOWN , OH YEA THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! OKAY SO THE MEMBER THE BICTH MONICA FROM DISNEY LAND, I RAN INTO HER THE OTHER DAY AND COME TO FIND OUT HER AND THE PHYSCO BITCH STACEY IS COUSIN! AND I HAD AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH STACEY TODAY AN HOUR AGO TO SET THE BICTH UP, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT!  BEY: OH HELL NAW,,IMA HANDLE THE SHIT MY DAM SELF! *GRABS KEYS AND LEAVES* (bey leaves and goes to pic up kelly) *IN THE CAR*  bey: mann kelly this bitch is fuckin with my emotions,and im NOT the one!  kelly: i know dat bitch shame! how she gone call you and tell you to watch yo back,,the bitch better be watchiin her dam back! ( bey and kelly arrive at staceys house gets out and bangs on the door) bey: OPEN UP THE DOOR STACEY! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE BITCH! (beys phone rings,kelly answers) kelly: WHATTTTT! OHH MY GOD!! BEY THAT WAS KANYE ON THE PHONE, JAYS HAS BEEN SHOT!! bey: *BREAKS DOWN* KELLY I CANT!! ( kelly helps bey to the car and she gets in the driver seat and rushes to the hospital) *AT THE HOSPITAL* bey to kanye: KANYE WHAT HAPPENED! OH  JESUS IS HE GOING TO BE OK,WHERE IS HE I NEED TO SEE HIM!  kanye: I UNDERSTAND YOU WORRIED BUT ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO STRESS RIGHT NOW OKAY,. BEY: LOOK DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO RIGHT NOW OKAY, *CRIES* TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN TO MY BABY PLEASE.  KANYE: ALL I KNOW IS HE HAD SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH BEFORE CAME HOME AND START BITCHING AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW I HEAR A LOUD BOOM! WHEN I GET OUT THEIR , HE WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR BLEEDING AND I CALLED 911, BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK BEY I PROMISE.  BEY: I DONT KNOW IF I CAN TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW.  DOCTORS:mrs. carter im sorry but......your husband didnt make it...../\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\_____________________________________!

TO BE CONTINUED........

The JAYONCE Experience pt.13 It runs in the family

We last left off with Jay telling Bey that he indeed wanted to engage in sexual activities with Stacey. Bey was so hurt she put him out

Bey goes upstairs with everyone else

Bey: Hey guys I need to talk to you

Michelle: Whats wrong?

Bey: So Shawn *tells them everything*

Solo: Well why the hell did you put him out? He said he didn’t act upon it…

Kelly: Yea Bey that’s not a reason to put him out…

Angie: Look you needs to go call him and tell him to come back…talk about it some more and come to a common ground

Bey: But…

Michelle: But nothing woman…go call him

Bey: *Goes in her room and call Jay* Hey babe can you come back we need to talk about this some more.

Jay: Babe I never left cause I knew you would call me…I’m sitting in the garage I’ll be up shortly

A few min pass and Jay and Bey starts talking again

Bey: Look Jay, it gonna take another place another time another world another life for me to get upset over something that petty. I just felt threaten that’s all. Forgive me?

Jay: You should make that a song lyric and you’re already forgiven

Everything goes back to normal while 2 months past and Jay and Kanye are preparing to go a promo tour for their “Watch the Throne” album, they have crazy Beyonce type rehearsal hours. So one day they’re leaving their rehearsal venue and Jay noticed a female standing by this Jeep, he knew it wasn’t Bey or Stacey.

Jay: Ma’am can I help you? *The woman turned around and stepped into the light* OMG YOU BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE. DIDN’T YOU GET ENOUGH OF AN ASS WHOPPING AT DISNEY? *the woman turned out to be Monica*

Monica: Well Mr. Jay wack ass Z…you may know my cousin…y’all dated back in high school and you broke her heart.

Jay: Stacey is your crazy ass cousin? Damn psycho must run in the family huh? *Walks around and get in the car on the driver’s side and try’s to drive off but Monica jumps in front of the car* MAN THESE CRAZY HOES….BITCH MOVE OUT FROM INFRONT OF MY CAR.

Monica: Not until you agree to get back with my cousin

Jay: Yea sure….tell her to meet me at The Smoking Pig at 6pm tomorrow for dinner

Monica: You promise

Jay: Yea tell her me and my wife separated so she can call me now

Monica: *with a kool aid grin on* Okay I will

Jay speed off and rushes home. He finally arrives

Jay: Hey BEY UN SAY!!!!! WHERE YOU AT!!!!! I GOTTA TELL YA SOME...*he starts walking upstairs towards their bedroom* BABY I KNOW YA HEAR ME!!!!! *Bey is laying on the bed butt booty ass naked ready to get that good dick.* Hey baby you got on my favorite outfit.

Bey: Well come ova hear and show me what you like about it

Jay begins to kiss all over her body and starts to remove his clothes. He starts to make his way down and start eating her out like it would be his last time EVER eating that good good. Jay continues to lick nonstop then Bey finally stops him. She flips him over so she is now on top. She begins to swirl and ride him. Jay flips Bey on the bottom and begins to stroke Bey fast and harder causing the headboard to bang against the walls. Bey is gasping as she realizes she about to climax. Jay feels it too so he gets those few extra humps in. They both simultaneously....

Jay: Well damn Bey that was so good i wanna buy you another island

Bey: *laughs*Nigga quit using my lyrics 

Jay and Bey begin to passionately kiss then Jay stops to kiss her forehead. Bey turns the light off and they both lay on their side as Jay wraps his arms around Beys waist holding her softly yet tightly as they have pillow talk.

Jay: I really need to tell you something but I don’t remember what it’s was.

Bey: Well it must not have been important

Jay: Yea you’re right *kisses the back of her neck* Good night beautiful

They peacefully fall asleep

The JAYONCE Experience PART 12

okay so we left off with stacey showin up at the studio with sum bullshit.

*THE CARTERS HOUSE*

Beys having a little girls night with Solo, Angie, Michelle, Kelly and Jay’s upstairs with the kids. The doorbell rings, Bey opens the door, and it's Stacey.

Bey: uhh ,,yes!?

Stacey: where’s Shawn? 

Bey: Bitch hol up,,first of all you don’t come to my muthufuckin door step demanding to speak with my man 

Stacey: bitch? oh so we name callin now 

Bey: yesss biittch,,did i fuckin stutter! 

Jay hear all the commotion and screaming and rushes downstairs

Jay: aye aye,,laidies whats goin on? Stacey what are you doing at my house! 

Solo: wait one fuckin minute!, do we hav a problem!? 

Bey: Jay you better gett this hoe off my door step before I drag her ass!!

Stacey: bitch you got me fucked up 

Solo: I got cho bitch right here*punched her dead in her face*

Bey jumps in and started kickin her, Michelle, Kelly and Angie run over there to see whats going on. 

Michelle: ladies stop fighting thats not how you settle things 

Kelly: Nahh fuqq that beat that hoe ass, Michelle stop tryin to be captin save a hoe !

Jay tries to get Bey and Solo off of Stacey! Angie helps Jay break up the fight because Stacey is gushing blood! 

Stacey: THATS WHY I FUCKED YOUR MAN!  

Bey: BITCH WHAT

Bey tries to go beat her ass again but Michelle and Angie holds her back

Bey: JAY WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERENT THAT DUMB! 

Jay: LOOK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN,,I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER, I KISSED HER THATS IT!!!!!

Stacey: HE’S LYING WHAT GUY YOU KNOW JUST KISSES A GIRL, GETS HARD AND THEN LEAVE YEA RIGHT! 

Jay: BITCH STOP FUCKIIN LYING, YOU KNOW I DIDNT HAVE SEX WITH YOU,,BEY DON’T BELEIVE THAT LYING TRICK!

Bey starts to cry 

Bey: Jayy get the hell out of my house I can’t stand to look at you right now 

Jay: NOO! IM NOT LEAVING, I DIDNT FUCK HER YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME,,SHE KISSED ME AND THATS IT I PUSHED HER OFF!

Bey: THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WHEN IT HAPPEND! 

Jay: I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU, IM SORRY, YOU DO BELIEVE ME DONT YOU??

Bey: i dont even know what to believe any more!(crys)

Angie and solo takes Bey into the house 

Jay: *to Stacey* BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN, LOOK AT ALL THIS DRAMA YOU'VE CAUSE !   

Stacey: YOU KNOW WHAT FINE, BUT DO YOU WANT ME TO GET OUT OF YOUR LAWN OR YOUR LIFE?! 

Jay: BOTH BICTH,STEP!

Stacey: Tell ya gurl and her groupies to watch their backs

Jay: Yea bitch whateva

Jay goes in to talk try and talk to Bey

Bey: I KNEW WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AT THE PARTY SHE WAS GONNA BE TROUBLE

Jay: Babe can you please sit down so we can talk about this?

Bey: Shawn I really don’t think there’s anything you can say to me right now.

Angie: I think we should give you guys some space. We’re gonna go check on the babies

Solo: Shit you 3 can go but I’m staying here

Michelle: GURRL IF YOU DON’T BRING YOUR BEHIND WITH US…

They leave and go upstairs

Jay: I know you said you don’t wanna hear what I have to say but please hear me out.

Bey sits on the couch and pull her knees to her chest and slowly starts to cry. Jay sits down right in front of her and begins to tell her everything.

Jay:*tells her EVERY SINGLE THING that happened and say* And I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want you to over react.

Bey: Shawn how was I gonna over react to someone kissing and throwing themselves at you? I mean if you didn’t want me to over react then you enjoyed the attention from her? *Jay holds his head down in shame* SHAWN LOOK AT ME…Did you enjoy the attention from her? Did you have flashbacks from the time you spent with her once before? Did you think about fucking her again? Or wat about letting her suck your dick cause I know how much you like that? Answer me for GOD SAKE.

Jay: now baby you’re over reacting

Bey: SHAWN ANSWER ME

Jay: YES OKAY!!!!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING ALL OF THAT OKAY…BUT I DIDN’T CAUSE I KNEW I WOULD REGRET IT…

Bey: *points to the door* Shawn you gotta go

Jay: Really Bey…after I done told you everything…you’re putting me out? I told you I THOUGHT about it…I never acted on it.

Bey: Bye Jay

Jay: *teary eyed* Okay only because I love you  *goes and packs his bags and gets ready to leave* Baby I love you and if you need anything call me *kisses her forehead and leave*

Bey starts crying uncontrollably 

 

The JAYONCE Experience part. 11

Now it’s 6 months later, Jay and Bey have finally settled in their new house they had built due to the fire, and its almost time for guest to start arriving at the triplets 1st birthday party .

Bey: Solange please blow faster the guest will start arriving any minute now. 

Solo: Guuurll I’m blowin as fast as i can,,i've already blown up like 500 balloons I’m tired! 

Bey: i know sis,,I’m sorry but i need you right now..

Solo: aight i gotchu sis.. 

Jay: baaaaabe,,Brooklyn pooped in her pull up and it running down her legg. 

Bey: dammit Jay,,why are you telling me ? , you see im buisy! go change her! 

Jay: im tryin to feed Shawn, and Angle. 

Bey: Jay get out of my face im buisy damn! 

jay: alright,,alright calm down.. 

 Bey: I’m sorry,,I’m just trying to make everything perfect for our babies first birthday party and its kinda stressful, I’m runnin around here like a chicken with its head cut off! *laughs* 

Jay: oh im sorry baby,im being really irrational right now, I’ll handle the kids *kisses forehead* don’t worry about anything everything’s gunnna work out great ok. 

Bey: *smiles and her one dimple comes out* ok 

(about 2-3 hours later, everyone’s eating, laughing, kids are playing, and just having a great time then in walks some random chick )

Bey: hi, may i help you 

Girl: hi im Stacey and ummm,,no you can’t, I’m looking for Shawn. 

Bey: umm excuse me!  what do you want with my HUS-BAND!*mean muggin* JAAYYY!!! 

(Jay walks up to Bey and sSacey)

Jay: Ayyyee Stace long time no see!  

Stacey: Shawn baby,,wussup it’s been like about 7 years now,, 

Bey: BABY?? Jay who is she. 

Jay: oh babe,,thats just Stacey, we used to date back in highschool. 

Bey: why haven’t you ever told me about her?? *still muggin* 

Jay: huh...mmm,,oh i thought i told you about Stacey...i could have sworn i told you about her..*scratches head* 

Bey: umm well you swore wrong boo! cuz i ain’t heard shit about no damn Stacey! i mean like..who the fuck she think she is cummin up in my baby's birthday party demanding to speak to my damn man!,, the bitch bettuh be coo b4 i go aawf,,you need to check ya lil hoe! why is she here anyway,,she need to go!  ....NOW! 

Jay: look babe calm down,,theres no need for name calling,,and she was just visiting her parents who live cross town, and she got wind that i was throwing a party and decided to stop by an see me. 

Bey: oh so now you defendin the bitch! ya know what get the fuck outtuh my face,,she got 5 minutes,,hi,,bye and thats it! 

Jay: alright babe chill,,*leans in for a kiss*  Bey *pushes his face back*

Bey: uhh uhh,,gone and talk to ya lil thang!

Jay sighs and walks off and goes to talk to Stacey 

Stacey: So how’s life for you 

Jay: lifes great,,ya know,,got my wife ,my kids and just enjoying life! 

Stacey: awww how old are your kids. 

Jay: they will be one tomorrow..

Stacey: awww,, that’s so cute, go get them i wanna see em. 

Jays goes to get brook, angle, and sj

Stacey: awww,,hi babies im stacey!

Bey walks up and kisses Jay, then looks at Stacey like "bitch this mine!"

Bey: baby,  its time to cut the cake, tell your company she has to go.*smerks*

Jay: Stacey would you like some cake? 

Stacey: ohh sure, that would be wonderful. 

Bey rolls her eyes and walks off, they all sing happy birthday and eat cake and ice cream, now it’s time to open gifts

Jay:  baby, Stacey's car won’t start so I’m going to give her a ride home. 

Bey: mmm,,watever. 

Jay: what?? you dont trust me or sumthin? 

Bey: of course i do if i didn’t trust you then i wouldn’t have married you,,it’s her that i dont trust *raises eyebrow*,,just go..and hurry back.. iloveyoo. 

Jay: aiight,,ill be right back,,iloveyou2. 

Jay and Stacey in the car

Stacey: Jay..wat ever happened to us,,why didn’t we work? 

Jay: ya know Stace,,everybody has somebody that their compatible with, and i guess we weren’t compatible, we've always been great friends and will always be,,but we just don't work out romanticaly. 

Stacey: yea i guess your right,, but have we ever tried?  ..

Jay: no not really,,but i guess things happens for a reason right.. 

Stacey: yea,, i guess.*silence*.look Jay i love you,,i never stoped loving you. i keep trying to make you disappear in my heart but you won’t go away!

Jay: look Stace,, you know i love you too AS A FRIEND! nothing more.. im a happily married man with three beautiful kids,,ok,,what we had back then is long over now,,and we just have to except that. 

Stacy: *starts to cry* 

Jay: Stacey dont cry ok,,*whipes her tears* 

stacy looks up and then leans over an kisses Jay on his lips. then Jay pushes her off.. 

Jay: STACEY STOP IT,,WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,,!,, GET THE HELL OUT OFF MY CAR,,

Stacey: LOOK JAY I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE HER,,YOUR JUST SETTLING,,*TRIES TO KISS HIM AGAIN*

JAY: GET OUTTUH MY CAR NOW STACEY!! 

STACEY: AHHH,,FINE! BUT YOUR GUNNUH REGRET THIS! *SLAMS DOOR,AND BREAKS WINDOW..THEN JAY SMASHED OFF*

On the ride home Jay was contemplating whether or not to tell Bey what happened. He knew if he told her she would think he kissed her first but if he didn’t tell her she would never suspect anything. He arrives home 30 min later

Bey: Hey babe *Kisses him* How did the car ride go?

Jay: Huh what you mean?

Bey: *confused look* I mean did you and Stacey catch up on lost times?

Jay: Oh *chuckle* Yea we did…where are the kids?

Bey: They’re playing with Julez and my dad

Jay goes to watch the kids play when Kanye walks up

Kanye: What’s up Jay...you okay?

Jay: Man remember that broad Stacey that came in here?

Kanye: Yeah what about her?

Jay: Okay *pause* we dated back in high school. I took her virginity and what not so she fell in love with me. We broke up cause she was sweating my dick about EVERYTHING. She came here tonight to try and get me back saying how she know “I don’t love Bey” and how “I was just settling”. Then the bitch kissed me when I dropped her off at her parents crib a few min ago. I don’t know if I should tell Bey or just let it go. Man I love Bey with all my heart but I just don’t know what I should do.

Kanye: Jay I’m not gonna tell you exactly what you should do but you’re a smart guy and if you think about it you’ll make the right decision

Jay: Thanks man

A few months past and Jay and Kanye started working on their “Watch The Throne” album. They are in the studio night and day. One night when they are putting the finishing touches on a single Jay gets called out the studio because he has a visitor

Jay: *to the desk clerk* Ayyee man I thought I said no visitors unless it was my wife.

Clerk: Sorry sir but she said it was kinda important *points to visitor*

Jay: Stacey what are you doing here?

Stacey: I was tryna see if you changed your mind about us. *walks up to him and gets all up in his face*

Jay: Stace this is not the time or place to talk about this and you’re lucky I didn’t tell Beyonce about that stunt you pulled in my car. She would’ve been beat your ass

Stacey: Oh so you didn’t tell her cause you enjoyed my lips on yours huh? I mean that’s not the only set of lips that you’ve kissed before. Remember I gave you my all one night after a football game? If I recall you are pretty good in the sheets and as far as I’m concerned that dick is mine

Jay: *pushes her* Bitch get off me. Don’t come here again or you’ll regret it.

Stacey: *evil laugh* HA HA Jay no baby you are gonna regret turning all this down *she leaves*