the Jayonce Experience Part 15 [Suprise]

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Suddenly BEY WAKES UP!  

[ Beyonce had dream that all of this happend, in reality, after Jay told her about the date with Stacey she had told Jay she was too stressed off this drama and she needa a nap, thats were all this maddness took place :in her dream]  

*NO LONGER DREAMING*  

 Bey: JAAAAAYYY,,OMG WERE ARE YOU! *Jay comes running in the house*

Jay: WHAT IS IT BABE WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!

Bey: OMG BABY,, YOUR OKAY...I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMBODY SHOT YOU.  

Jay: *LAUGHS* Aww babe, look I’m fine, lay back down and go get some rest, I’m gonna go take out the trash  

Bey: NOOOOO,,!  

Jay: alright alright calm down,.. *jay goes back into the studio with Kanye* Aye man my wife is madd crazy yo! She had a dream that i got shot bro.  

Kanye:  hahaha,Bey is sumthin else.  

Jay: ya she is  

*IN THE HOUSE*  

Bey: (on the phone with Solo)  Yea gurl she called my phone and told me to watch my fuckin back! an then when i got off the phone i took a nap an had a dream Jay got shot,!

Solo: ohh i guess that pressed bitch didn’t learn from the last ass beatin,,maybe we should remind her!  

Bey: I’m gettin real sick of this crazed hoe,,the bitch need to step her ass to the left!  

Solo: Yea she obsessed or sum!  

Bey: Enough about that hoe, what my babies duin??  

Solo: They’re right here playing with Juelz,  

Bey: Lemme talk to Jr.  

Solo: aight,,Jr.. mommy’s on the phone,,say hi mommy  

Bey: hi my baby,,(baby talks)  

Solo: Alright i gotta go fix lunch and you payin for me a new phone thats your son just drooled all over  

Bey: Oh shut up,,kiss  my babies for me kay,,see you later on.  

Solo: Okay see ya    

*DOORBELL*  

Bey:  WHO IS IT!! *SILENCE* (opens door) OH HELL NAW WAT THE FUCK………?

Stacey: Hey hoe where’s my man? We gotta date to go on.

Bey: WOW bitch Jay had that good dick back then too….? UMMM SORRY HE’S NOT HERE *she secretly texts Kelly and Angie their code for emergencies* WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAIT FOR HIM?

Stacey: Ummmm I don’t know…you may have ya groupies hiding somewhere so y’all can tie me up and do some of that Creole voodoo shit. I’ll just come back in an hour…is that cool? Oh and make sure Jay don’t fuck you…I don’t want any of your juices inside of me either.

Bey: Okay *Stacey leaves and she calls Kelly and Angie* OMG Y’ALL THAT STACEY BITCH JUST LEFT….SHE’LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR SO WE GOTTA PLAN FAST

Angie and Kelly: Open the door we outside

They go and plan how to finally get rid of Stacey’s crazy ass when Jay and Kanye come upstairs for a food break.

Jay: Oh what’s up Kels and Ang…what y’all doin here?

Kelly: OOHH umm ppssshhh nun….jus chillin…ya know how we do *nervous laugh*

Jay: OOOKKKKAYY you need Jesus…Bey what is there to eat niggas be hungry like a MOTHA

Bey: Now Jay you know good and well I don’t cook nun so how would I know what we got to eat?

Jay: True dat…Well me and Ye finna go get sum to eat ya’ll wanna come?

Angie: Man I’m down *Bey nudges her in her side* Oh I mean nope we good

Kanye: y’all okay?

Bey: Yep *starts to push them towards the door* Bye gentlemen see you in what 2 hours or so….? Jay pick some up for the kids while you’re out okay *Kisses Jay and push them out the door*

Jay to Kanye: They up to something

*Back to the girls*

Ang: Dang could y’all make it any more obvious we planning something?

Bey: ummm whateva back to the basic bitch….

*45 min past and the doorbell rings*

KNOCK KNOCK *The door creeks open*

Stacey:*begins to enter and walk through their house* JAY BABY…WHERE ARE YOU…..? LACEFRONT HOE ARE YOU HERE….? I GUESS NOT HUH….? JAY BABY READY TO GO TO OUR FAVORITE SPOT….? JAY ARE WE PLAYING A GAME….? *heads upstairs to Jay and Bey room* OHH BABY I LIKE THIS GAME….IT REMINDS ME OF THAT WACK ASS MOVIE YOU’RE HOE WAS IN…OBSESSED. *she see Jay sitting in a chair in corner of his bedroom* Baby why you sitting in the dark *turns the light on* OH SHITTTTT *Jay is actually the “Jay-Zboy chair” with the lifesize Jay cut out Tyra Banks gave them as a wedding present (smart huh?)*

Bey: *stands in doorway* Damn right oh shit…you honestly thought I would let you have my man that easily? You got me twisted!!!

Stacey: Lacefront Hoe glad to see you again

Bey: That’s it bitch you done called me a hoe 1 too many times *Head butts her* NOW WHAT BITCH!!!! *Someone comes out of now where and jumps on Bey’s back* KELLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING STICK TO THE DAMN PLAN AND QUIT PLAYING AROUND!!!!

Kelly: *hops out the closet* BEY!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?

Bey: *Gets up off the ground* THAT’S THE CRAZY HOE THE KIDNAPPED SJ…GURL DIDN’T YOU GET ENOUGH OF AN ASS BEATING AT DISNEY!?!?!? YOU WANT SOME MORE!!!!

Ang: OH HELL NO DON’T TELL ME THESE 2 CUNTS KNOW EACH OTHER!?!?!?!?

Kelly: Ang they cousin’s

Stacey: *spitting blood tryna get off the floor* YEA BITCH NOW WHAT….YOU CAN’T BREAK US

Bey kicks Monica in the face while Ang and Kelly double team Stacey. All of a sudden you hear a gunshot and everyone stop…………..