We left off with Bey, Angie and Kelly in a brawl with Stacey and Monica. They all stop when a gunshot from inside the house is heard. They all look at each other in total shock.
Jay: BEY YOU OKAY!?!?!?
Bey: Yea…Why you shoot the gun I was about to finish that bitch off *Jay pulls Bey off Monica*
Monica: Damn gurl ya man gotta always come and rescue your sorry ass
Bey: *spits in her face* SUCK MY LEFT NUT BITCH
Kanye: Ayye Jay ya gurl went in on Monica…look at ha face
*Bey fucked Monica up…She gave her a broken nose, a busted lip, a black eye that’s swollen shut, a dislocated jaw and her jacked up lace front laying on the ground next to her*
Stacey: Jay baby why you all over her like that?
Kelly: Bitch don’t do it
*Stacey mugged Kelly so hard she almost fell and Bey broke loose from Jay and ran up on Stacey…now Bey and Stacey going at it…Jay and Ang tryna get Bey off Stacey but Bey is TEARING THAT ASS UP!!!!!!!!*
Jay: BEYONCE STOP IT LET HER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE NOT WORTH IT!!!!!! BEYONCE!!!!!!!!! KELLY CALL THE POLICE
*They finally gets Bey off Stacey…Bey made it out the fight with just a busted lip and a cut over her eyebrow…but Stacey….well she needs a miracle to heal her wounds and a good dentist….The police finally arrives*
Officer: WHOOA WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
Bey: These 2 women broke into my house, threatening me and my husband so I defended myself.
Officer: Do you wanna press charges?
Jay: Yes we do
Officer: *Starts to handcuff Monica and Stacey and escort them to the squad car*
Jay: Beyonce you really need to put some ice on your lip
Kanye: I’ll go get her some
Bey: Thanks Ye….Jay after all this is over…I’m going to the island for a much needed vacation.
Jay: *laughs* I’ll help you pack
Kanye: *returns with Bey’s ice pack* Bey I didn’t know you can beat some ass like that
Bey: *smerks* Well you know
Officer: Ma’am I will need for you to come down to the station to fill out a police report……
Bey: Okay I’ll meet you there
Officer: Excuse me ma’am but do you mind me asking….Are you by any chance that singer Beyonce you sure do look just like her.
Bey: *laughs* No sir my name is Giselle but Beyonce is my cousin though…I’ll tell her you said Hello…and maybe she’ll send you some concert tickets or something
*Bey goes to the station and completes the police report. Then she takes the kids to her island for a 2 week vacation while Jay and Kanye start and finish their promo tour. The kids are now a year and a half and starting to walk and saying a few words. SJ is looking more the Jay each day while Brooklyn and Angle are starting to look like Julez.*
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