10/28/11

.............Pressed ! ......

okay so in the last part bey had got attacked on her way to take Brooklyn to the toy store, but managed to keep safe.. when they got everything settled rihanna had called jay to tell him that her and her brother was about to come over to Work on Bey's album.  Here we go.. 


jay: RIHANNA'S BROTHER WAS THE GUY THAT ATTACKED YOU?? *CONFUSED FACE*
bey: NOOOO! NOT HIM.. *MOVES RIHANNA'S BROTHER OVER* HIM !!!!!!! *POINT AT A GUY ACROSS THE STREET* 
the guy was across the street was staring directly at the house. and when he noticed they saw him, he begin to run up to the house. ( side note: THIS GUYS IS CREEPY AF, & IM KINDA SCARING MYSELF.. LMAO..end side note:) 
jay: OH SHIT HURRY UP GET IN HERE. *THEY RUN IN AND JAY SLAMS AND LOCKS THE DOOR*
CP=CREEP PERSON..
CP: Hey,, come ouut beyonce i just want to talk to you!!
bey: *yells* GO AWAY YOU CREEPER !!
CP: Come On beyonce !! i'm your BIGGEST FAN !! PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. I ONLY ATTACKED YOU EARLIER BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO ME. (creepy voice) 
BEY: FUUUUCCKKK YOUUUU!!
while bey is screaming at her stocker through the door jay is calling the cops..
jay whispers to bey: bae, keep talking to him so that he doesn't leave..the cops are on their way. 
the cops finally arrive.
OFFICER: FREEZE !! PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
CP: Look man !! i Didn't...
OFFICER: YOU HAVE TO RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU..
they get the guy in hand cuffs and put him the back of the car.. bey jay and everybody else walk outside to talk to the officer..
bey: yes, he had a gun to my head and said he was going to kill me.not only was my life in danger, but i also had my 4 year old in the car with me. i have no idea how this will affect her mind..
police: i understand ma'am.
the officers left..
CP was later convicted of Temporary murder and Endangering a Child. Judge gave him 25 to life. without the possibility of parole.. 


It has been a couple months now and they decided to take a family vacation to France for a while. The kids are on their summer vacation . everybody is just chilling and relaxing. Enjoying a Drama Free vacation. Solo decide to Throw a BBQ since they haven't had one in a while.. jay invited Rihanna and her Brother. Bey invited Gwenth and her Hubby (lmao, forgot his name.. i think its Chris but .. moving on) .Mama T. Michelle , Kelly, Ty, and Angie Are all there .. 


SCENE: All the lady's are at the bar having girl talk. 
solo: soo umm... rihanna whats up with your brother.. he i super FOOOOIIIIINN!.. is he single??
rih: aha.. yea.. but i don't think he would date a girl like you... (STRIKE 1)
solo:  A GURL LIKE ME ! ... WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN.....
rih: well, like you know..... Ghetto..(STRIKE 2)
solo: *raised up* GHETTO !! HOW TF AM I GHETTO !! .
rih: Look, solange.. i didn't mean to offend you or anything...  i just call it like i see it.. (STRIKE 3, YOUUUURRRR OUUUTT) 
solo: OH HELL NAW ! * charged toward rihanna, but bey held her back*
bey: Solange Stop !! you will demolish that girl !!  just leave it alone.. rihanna i think you should walk off.
rih: fine.. but i was invited here you know.. and i'm not leaving. this aint you house.. *begins to walk* see , i told you you where ghetto! *laughs*
solange runs up behind her and pushed her in the pull.. 
everybody Laughs*
solo: ghetto that !! you non talented BITCH ! 
rih: you hoorat!! 
jay walks out..
rih: damn jay , next time you invite me some where make sure you leave your trash in the dump..
jay: what the hell!!,, you must be Delusional if you think im gonna sit here and let you disrespect my sister like that... i think its time you leave... 
rih: whatever fuck all of you guys.. *gets out of pool * Lets go Rj ! ( RJ is Rihanna's Brother)
RJ: nahh, you go ahead ima stay and kick it with solange..
rih: GUUAAAAAHHH!! WHATEVER !! IM OUT OF HERE.... *STOMPS OUT*
Rj: (to solo) yo, im sorry about that.. my sister is just pressed... she always sit around and says how much she wishes she was beyonce... 
Solo: it coo.. i won't blame you for your sisters ignorance ..


everybody continues to chill and eat for the rest of the day.. 


TBC...  (sorry guys i'm tired of writing, LOL... i'll update Tomorrow though.. Thanks For reading and Comment Below :)) 

........ Put 2 And 2 Together ! .....

when we left off bey and Brook had went to the toy store to get a few things. Hours had went passed and they never returned nor did bey call. about a quarter passed midnight, the sheriff called and said that they had found an abandoned silver Jeep registered to their address. And now jay is down town at the police department trying to figure out what the hell is going on.


Jay: (talking to the officer with tears in his eyes) yes, my wife has blond hair, brown eyes and is about 5'7 135 Lbs. my daughter is about 3'2 57 Lbs. with Long curly Brown hair. please officer find them !! but until then I'll be out looking my self. *leaves*
jay goes back to wear the Jeep was parked, he opened the door and saw that beys phone was inside the armrest with juice all over it from Brooklyn's sippy cup. he just sat there and put his head on the steering wheel and begin to think...

REWIND ! (In the car with bey and Brooklyn on their way to the store)
bey and brook are driving and singing and blasting BDAY..
Brooklyn: mommy, i thirsty !
bey: here *hands her sippy cup*
bey was handing brooklyn her sippy cup but she let go to soon before brooklyn could get a grasp on it and it spilt all over the place including her phone.
bey: DAMN !
broolyn: SOWWY MOMMY !
bey: Its okay baby, it wasnt your fault.. *pulls over* theres some napkins in the trunk..
bey is in the back of the trunk getting the napkins out then this mysterious person walks behind her and covers her mouth..
person: shhh.. don't scream or i'll shoot you..
bey is in total shock and doesn't know what to do. so she goes with her first instinct and elbows the guy in his face them knees him in his balls..
person: AHH YOU BITCH !! I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!
bey runs and grabbed her purse and brooklyn but she can't get back in the car so she just runs across the street to the gas station.
the mystery person got back and his car an drove off.
when bey got to the door of the gas station it had the " closed ' sign on it ( mind you it was after 12 o'clock ) so they went in the phone booth and squatted down so no one can see them. she decided they where gonna stay in there until she felt safe enough to run back to the Jeep. she couldn't make any calls because she only had a credit card on her and brooklyn spilled her juice on her phone. its almost 12 o'clock an bey the're gonna try to make a run for it to the Jeep, But When she Peeks up to see if there is any one around, she sees a man sitting in the Jeep and a car Behind the Jeep So Bey just Puts Brooklyn over her shoulder, and makes a run for it the Opposite Way, and try to find help. She Looks Back and Sees That whoever was in the Jeep started it Up and was Coming for her and Brooklyn....


FAST FORWARD
(back to jay sitting in the Jeep with his head on the steering wheel)


jay looks up in the rear view mirror and thinks he's tripping because he sees two silhouettes that look exactly like bey and brooklyn.. he abruptly started the car up and drove over there to see what it was.
jay: AYYE BEY !! WAIT ITS ME !!
bey turns around and sees that its jay and jumps in the car then begins to hysterically cry.
bey: OHH MAH GAWD BABY, I'M SO SCARED !! I THOUGHT ME AND MY BABY WHERE GONNA DIE !
JAY: WTF HAPPEN BEY!! I BEEN AT THE POLICE STATION ALL DAY WORRIED SICK !
(BEY TELLS JAY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN, AND HE WAS SO ANGRY HE COULDN'T HELP BUT TO CRY)
JAY: ITS OKAY BABY, YOUR SAFE NOW, I WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
they Finally Arrive home, bey tells tina and solo eveything that happen and they are pissed. bey just goes to momma Tina and cry's in her lap .
bey: mom! , i was so scared... i have never been that scared in my life..
jay: bey !! come here.. the police wants to speak with you...
police: Hello mrs. carter..
bey: *sniff* hi.
police: can you tell us what this guy Looked like...
bey: umm.. he was tall , light skinned and had an accent.
police: accent?? what kind of accent??
bey: umm,, like a .... like.... like a Bajan accent..
police: okay, do you remember his eye color
bey * flashes back to the incident* they where defiantly green.. he looked me right in my eyes with the gun to my head and said he was gonna kill me and my daugh*gets choked up* i'm sorry *runs off *
jay: look officer if you find this guy. please do not hesitate to call.
police: will do sir.. *leaves*
JAY'S CELL PHONE RINGS AND ITS RIHANNA.
Jay: yea..
Rihanna: Hey Jay ! My brother in Town and he wanted to come over to the studio so he could lay a verse down on my album.
jay: uhh.. okay but, you guys can only stay for a couple of hours because i Got things to do..
Rih: okay, we'll be there in a Bit..
Rihanna and her brother Goes to bey and Jay house to use their studio..


DING DONG !!
bey: I'll get it.
jay: nahh, i got it..
they both end up at the door...
jay opens the door.
bey: :O ..... JAY THATS HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jay: WHO, WHAT !! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!






TBC !!!....



10/26/11

...............................where TF they at ??

In the Last Part Bey and Jay Made some Good N' Sexy Love ♥ Now Its the next morning and they are just in cloud Nine ..
bey: *stretches* wow, what a night.....  (jay walks in with a tray of food) aww babe...
jay: Breakfast in bed my Love..
bey: boy, you gone get enough of spoiling me ! , i'm already sprung AF..
jay: its okay, im sprung to, and i'll Admitt that shit ! *laughs & kisses bey* here * hands tray of food*
bey: thank you baby...
they begin to eat.
jay: here * feeds bey a fork full of food* see why you gotta eat it all sexy like that.... *laughs*
bey: sorry babe, i can't help that im sexy.. it comes natural ! *winks*
jay: *laughs* you too much bey !....... aye babe..?
bey: hmm?
jay: *sings* can i hit in the mornin''! 
bey: mmm... i think about it... lemme finish eating and i'll let you know..
jay: hmph ! *fold arms* and pokes lip out..
bey scoots closer to jay and begins to kiss him.. but right before their lips met , she got this horrifying stench in her nose.
bey: OOOWEEEEE !!! DAYUMM! NIGGUH !! DID YO TONGUE FART  !! BRUH,... GO BRUSH FOREAL ! THAT JUST KILLED MY WHOLE MOOD.......BLEH.. WTF YOU EAT?? 
jay: DAMN BEY YOU MEAN AF!!, (under his breath while walking to the bathroom) damn, must have been your pussy..
bey: WHAT??!! 
jay: HMM?? NOTHING?? 
jay came back in the room after brushing his teeth.
bey: i'm sorry baby, but that just caught me off guard. *laughs* 
jay: i forgive you... but can i have my kiss now...?? nahh fuck that, can i hit now, i mean after all you did hurt my feelings. 
bey: mmmm, i would love to but i miss my baby's....
jay: ahh, Come on bae,, pleaaseee !
bey: ehh... okay lets go take a shower...
jay: yesssss!! *runs in the bathroom* 
they take their clothes off and begin to have shower sex.. bey was bent over with one leg on the floor and the other on the soap dish, and jay was standing up hitting that shit form the back.... then all of a sudden BOOM!! right in the middle of a pump , jay slipped on the bar a soap and busted his ass.. bey held on to the towel rack to keep her balance.
jay: AHHH, FUCK ! MY WRIST !! FUCK FUCK !!..
jay had put his wrist down to catch himself from falling, but since it was slippery he bent his wrist back..
bey: BABE, YOU OKAY!
jay: NAW, MY FUCKING WRIST !!!!!!
bey: OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN, COME ON, LET ME GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL..
bey managed to get jay out the bath tub and threw some clothes on , then rushed his too the hospital because his bone was popping out of his wrist. they checked jay into the ER and popped his wrist back in place, then wrapped it with a cast. after that they went home. 
IN THE CAR
jay: babe, did you get the medication from the counter cuz i forgot to grab it.
bey: yea, i got it baby..  do you need help opening the door.
jay: nahh i got it , thanks tho luv.
THEY WALK IN THE HOUSE !!
Triplets: MOMMY!!! DADDY!!! *runs to bey and jay*
bey: AHH, I MISSED YOU GUYS !! *hugs and kisses them* wheres my shane ! *walks around looking for him* ohhh der him go !! 
shane: * excited* gabba gabba shoobba dhshskala plaahhh plahh! 
bey: awww,, i missed you too baby ! *kisses him* hey ma ! hey solange !
jay: hey ma & solo! 
Solo&MT: heyy!
MT: How was you guy's Date?? shawn , what happen to your hand.
SJ: Notiing, happen to my han gwama..
MT: umm, i'm talking to your father , little mister *pinches his cheek*
jay: ohhh, uhh...  i fell in the shower and sprung it..
MT: oh noo! that is extremely unfortunate ! how you do that??
jay: uhh,, well.....ummm (Bey chimes in)
bey: baby, why don't you go get some rest ... the doctors said you should moving around alot with the medication your on.
jay: yeaa, your right.. ima go take a nap... 
angel: daddy can i take a nap wif chew?? i tyowd! 
jay: sure princess come on *grabs angels hand & walks upstairs*
brooklyn: sooooooo.. mommy !! did you buy me somTing?? *Smiles hard*
bey: soooo brooklyn... no ! 
brooklyn *stops smiling* aww man! well..... Tan we go get something??
bey: *sighhhh* i guess....
brooklyn: YAAAYY!! 
bey: mom, how long where you planning on staying here?? can you watch shane while i runs brooklyn to Toys R U.
MT: sure baby, go ahead.. i'm not leaving no time soon..
bey: okay come on brook... shawn Jr, you wanna come..
sj: uhh, no thanks.. i wanna stay and play the game with duelz..
bey: okay, you want me to buy you a toy??
sj: uhh , yes please..
bey: okay,, how bout you aunties baby?
juelz: umm, can you buy me another ipad, because i dropped mine in the swimming pool by accident..(spoiled rich ass)
bey: sure thing! (smh) .... okay Be back. *leaves*


so its been 5 hours since bey and brooklyn left to the toy store, and they are starting to get worried..  its almost 12 o'clock midnight and they still arnt back, and they haven't called nor is bey answering her phone..
then suddenly the house phone ring.. jay answers..
jay: Hello??! *worried voice*
police: yes, we found an abandoned car on the side of the road registered to this address.. 
jay: WHAT!, IS IT A SILVER JEEP??
police: uhh, yes SIR it is....




TBC ! .....

10/23/11

Alone Time ! ♥

when we left of, little Shane had finally came home from the hospital . Bey and jay where long over due of some alone time but bey decided she wasn't gonna leave Shane with anybody until he was 5 months and on Formula . It is NOW 5 MONTHS LATER, and the kids are staying at home with mama Tina and solo while Bey and Jay go on a Date night. 


jay: Baaaabbee ! you almost ready ( yelling from upstairs) 
bey: ch ! don't rush me ! ( joking ) 
bey comes downstairs with this tight red & cheetah print dress that grips here curves, with some louis vuitton red bottoms ( its been months since Bey had Shane and she has lost almost all her baby wight , except that colossal ass.) bey begins to walk down the stairs and jay is just staring at her " :o " drooling.. bey walks pass him and say " Pick your lip up " jay is just in a trans at how beautiful bey looks, she hasn't been this dressed up in a Loooonng time ! 
bey: uhh helloo! *snap* *snap * come on !!! whats wrong with you?? *smirking *
jay:  ..................... come here ....
bey walks over in confusion..
bey! what jay??
jay grabs bey and whispers in her ear because there was other people in the living room with them..
jay: *whispers real close and slow in beys ear * you are sooooo lucky i made reservations because if i didn't, i would rip that sexy ass dress off, and fuck that pussy up, right now.... you look'n way to hot for me babe,,i can't handle it.. *laughs* 
bey: *blushing* you so silly.. come on before we are late... *grabs jay's hand* bye Baby's !
all the kids: Bye mommy & daddy !! ( Shane is asleep)
bey: Mom if you need anything call me..
tina: did you forget i Raised 4 kids?? ( bey solo kelly & angie ) , i got this... ya'll gone, and have a good time 
...
bey: *laughs* okay ma, thanks again.
They Leave..
*in the car*
bey: what?? ( jay is staring at her )
jay: ..... nothing babe...... i just can't believe your the mother of my children let a lone my wife.... i'm just so blessed... * sentimental voice*
bey: aww babe, thats so cute..... and the feeling is indeed mutual, we are two very blessed individuals and i couldn't have asked for someone else to be my husband or the father of my children.. your my best friend jay and i love you till' death.. ( jay wipes a tear from his cheek ) aww baby!! noo don't cry ! holds his face to her breast....
jay: huh,, wuh.... nahh.. its just my uhh.... my allergies....  * laughs *
bey laughs...
jay: mmmmm.... boobies !! * kisses beys left breast , then continuously kisses both*
bey: come on bae, not it the car.... where almost to the resteraunt .... ( giving in to jays Juicy lips ) mmm... baeee!! stooo.... mmm......  ( by this time , jays kissing have turned in to sucking , and his hand has slipped into beys G-string..)
the car begins to stop...
jay: damn ! *gets off*
bey: sorry babe.. later mkay..
jay: i miss your body so much,, it feels like i haven't touched my wife in years..
bey: oh stop whining, its only been a couple of months , and i promise you can have all of me tonight... after dinner.. * kisses his nose * well, that is if the kids are asleep when we get back.. i just told ma we where going to dinner then coming back home..
jay: oh hell naw ! * briskly pulls out his phone* hey ma ! we will be back in the morning alright...??
Mama T: okay, thats fine baby..
jay: kay , thanks ma.. talk to you later  *hangs up* ( to bey ) Problem solved, now lets go grub..
IN THE RESTERAUNT ..
bey: mmm,, bae your food looks good .. can i try some..?
jay: of course love.. * feeds bey* dayuumm..... see why you...*sigh..... *shakes his head*
bey: *chuckles* whattt i do??
jay: * come here * ( bey leans to him) *under his breath* did you have to take that sexy ass bite that just got me hard as brick..
bey begins to historically laugh ( ya'll know beys laugh is loud as hell )
bey: aww, i shawwy.. *still laughing*
jay: see man , thats not even right.. hurry up and eat so i can tear dat aa(INTERRUPTED) 
person: AHEM, ummm sorry to bother you but , beyonce gurl i been Looking for you for a quite some time now... *looks over at jay* please don't tell me you dissed me for this Bustuh ! 
jay: AYE NIGGUH, WHO YOU CALLING A BUSTUH ! 
bey: WHOO, CALM DOWN JAY... RICK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU GOT SOME NERVES COMING OVER HERE INSULTING MY HUSBAND...
Rick:  ( Rick FOX , that is) ohhh, *laughs* you married him too !! damn Bey .. you know you could do way better than that..
bey: and i suppose your indicating yourself when you say " better" ...Ch,,hell naw !! 
jay: alright bruh, i've had enough of your Shit , i think you need to walk off..
bey: yea please.... STEP....
Rick: yea okay... but bey... if you ever get tired of the ... " usual " , heres my number * hands bey card *
jay snatched the card and ripped it up then through it..
jay: My Nigguh you got 2.5 seconds to walk away..
Rick: yea okay MothuhFuckuhh! *leaves* 
by this time, bey was sitting there pissed TF off..
jay: BEY ! Did you Fuck that nigguh ! why didnt you ever tell me you was Fucking rick..
bey: NO I DID NOT ! WE TALKED FOR A WHILE WHEN I WAS 19 , AND THAT STUPID DICK PLAYED ME, HAD OTHER BITCHES IN MY FACE AND THE WHOLE NINE ! DUHH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER TAKING MY VIRGINITY ! OR HAVE YOU HAD TO MANY BITCHES BACK IN YOUR DAY TO REMEMBER 
JAY: WHOO WTF !! OKAY, I THINK WE BOTH NEED TO CALM DOWN.. 
they leave the resteraunt and go to the hotel to finish their conversation..
Jay: okay i apologize for raising my voice at you...
bey: yea mee to... but for the record no, i never fucked rick.. we dated for a while and thats it.. he is nothing but a low down dirty dog and he could fall off the face of the earth for all i care.
jay: okay, so why haven't you told me about him is all i want to know..
bey: it honestly slipped my mind, probably because it wasn't that serious... 
jay: ohh... well since we telling everything...... i probably should tell you me and kelly dated before i got with you..
bey: *BEY RAISED TF UP * WTF !! o_O
jay:* laughs* GOTCHA !!! hahahahahaha
bey: *punches jay in the chest* BRUH, DON'T PLAY ! 
jay: OUUUCH !! DAMN ,, ! that hurt * rubs chest *
bey: so ! * laughs* then kisses jay..
jay: bey?
bey: hmm??
jay: can i uhh....... can i have some pussy now...
bey: Oh i would but ... I'm on my Period..
jay looked at bey like O_o... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS..
bey: *straight ass face* dead ass....
jay: :'(
bey: GOTCHA !! *laughs* 
jay: uhhh,, don't fucking play bey !! i was really about to cry !
bey: Ha Ha ! *come here you big baby* 
bey gets on top of jay and begins to kiss him.. jays hands are on beys hips. they are passionatly kissing sucking and touching... its starting to get reall steamy .. jay begins to tug on beys dress..
jay: fuck ! it wont come off..
bey: ugghh, wait ..* hops off* this shit cost too much money, i'd be damn if you break my zipper.. *laughs*  now unzip me..
jay unzips beys dress revealing her Colossal ass... jay: oooweee !! *slaps ass* bey: mm, do it again daddy ...
bey turns around and sits on jays lap facing him and begins to kiss and suck on jays neck... by this time jays hands are exploring ever 5"7 136 pounds of beys body.  bey whispers softly in jays ear . " i'm ready for you baby"  jay look at her like " you ain't gotta tell me twice" he ripped his clothes off revealing his Monster dick, and bey grabbed it from between her thighs and put it in her tight pussy. " damn, are you sure, you popped out four babys from this tight pussy" Jay moaned.. " are you sure your dick just didn't get bigger over night" bey said in between breaths..  bey was still sitting on jays lap and jay was sitting up on the edge of the bed, holding bey on each of her love handles bouncing her up and down.. beys hands where on jays shoulders for support and balance... " ahhhhh shittttttt " bey moaned...  bey continuously bounced her self up and down on jay's dick , while he had slid both of his hands under her thighs, he abruptly picked her up , now her legs where on his shoulders and her pussy was in jays mouth.. ( damn ) jay begin to feast and bey was in heaven.
bey was panting and moaning for her dear life, she had lost all strength her legs where shaking as she approached her climax..  " jayyyyyy, im about tuhh,, i... ii.....ooohhhhh shiiiiiiitt " bey let out all her juices into jays mouth, and he sopped in up like gravy on a thanksgiving turkey leg. ( sorry i'm hungry, lol ) 
bey: ohhh mahh gahh!! jay wtf was that ! you have never ate my pussy like that before, and how did i end up on your shoulders??
jay: *laughs* i told you i missed you ! *winks* now lets get some rest , im wore out!
bey: Ch !,,, your wore out... i don't even think i can move ! 
they both laugh, and fall asleep in each others arms ! 



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10/16/11

THE BIG DAY !:))

yay! its finally the day that Bey and jay get to Bring shane Home, he is now wighing 7 Lbs 2 Ounces, and is breathing and eating like a normal newborn. 
bey: *looks at shane* time to get you dressed pa pa... your going home today.. ( baby voice )
bey puts shane in the cutest little out fit ever, and wraps him up real warm. 
bey: you ready papa..
jay grabs the diaper bag and they head out. 
* IN THE CAR*
shane starts to cry..bey looks back to see why he is crying..
bey: aww, whats the matter mommys baby?? ... ohh haha. * pulls his little beanie off from covering his eyes.* there you go baby, is that better??
shane stops crying..
They arrive home and all the family is there waiting for them .
brooklyn: aww, my baby brudder is sooo cute.
angel: yea, he looks like sj..
sj: duhh , we came from the say tummy ! 
MT: aww, Lemme see him. *takes shane out of his car seat * whew, he's gotten Heavy since the last time i held him... what ya'll been feeding this bwoi! *laughs then talks baby talk to shane* thats a wittle fat boy huh.. yeaa..
solo: lemme hold my nephew ! * mama Tina gives him* awww, he so Adorable ! * kisses him* 
bey: ohh solo don't kiss his face too much, he has sensitive skin. 
solo: oh okay... but he's so cute ! * shane opens his eyes* GASP! and his eyes are Gray !! he looks like juelz now !! * baby talks to shane* ohh my baby sexy huh.. yeaa,,,
Annie: MY Turn ! * solo Gives him* ohhwee ! you Look nothing like your Daddy ! bey you sure Jay's the daddy?? he is TOO cute ! * laughs* ohh wait, he got them Lips..nvm.. 
everybody laughs 
*shane starts to cry *
bey: ohhkayy papa *takes him from annie* your probably hungry.. i'm gonna go feed him , ill be down after a while.
jay: bae, you need help?
bey: umm, jay,, i don't think you can help me with this task.... thankx though love..*goes upstairs* 
brooklyn knocks on beys door.
bey: yes?
brooklyn: mommy, tan i come in?
bey: sure baby.. come here.. * pats bed*
brooklyn: mommy, do you still like me?
bey: of course baby, i love you ! why would you ask mommy that? 
brooklyn: well, ever since you had sane, you neber Pway patty cake, or kissy nose, or peek a boo or anyting wit me anymore.
bey: aww baby, it hurts my feeling that you feel that way.. i have to give your brother all my attention now so he could get better . Mommy will always love you No matter what, you will always be my baby girl okay.. 
brooklyn: Pwomise? * hold out little pinky*
bey: Promise * locks pinky with brooklyns*
brookyln: i love you mommy, foreber & eber & eber ! * puckers up lips* bey kisses her .
bey: mwwuuuaahhh! I love you too my sweet precious baby..  now you gotta be quiet okay so i can put shane to sleep and then we could play kissy nose. 
brooklyn: *eyes lit up * OTAY!  * rests her head on beys lap* [aww ,comming soon]
DOWNSTAIRS 
angel: daddy no please don't spank me, i pwomise i won't do it again.
jay: nope, i've given you too many chances.. you know better than to write on my walls.  now com on . * tries to pick up angel but she is resisting *  ANGEL BEYONCE CARTER!! GET UP ! ......NOW ! ( Demanding voice)  * angel gets up * now lets go..  angel begins to walk , and the when jay turns his head, she Runs upstairs to beys room.
angel: MOMMY!! MOMMY !! HELP!!! DADDY'S GONNA HIT ME !!!!!! * Hides behind bey*
Bey: ANGEL HUSH !! your brother is over there trying to sleep , if you wake him im gonna spank you..
angel: * whispers *okayyyy!! just help me!! daddy's gonna come up here and spank me.
Bey: what did you do ??
angel: i.....i uhh.... 
bey: Angel.... Im gonna ask you one more time! what did you do??
angel: i wrote on the wall.........mommy im sorry.... 
bey: you wrote on my wall..?? oh no ... JAYYY!! SHE'S IN HERE !! 
jay: aha !! there you are you little Troll ! Come here ! * Grabs her and puts her over his shoulder *
bey: jay bey easy, she's only 4.
jay: i got this bey...
jay takes her into the bathroom pulls her pants down and smacks her on the but, just 1 good time. by this time   angel is being over dramatic and screaming like someone is killing her.
jay: hush , before i spank you again... now go downstairs and clean my wall..  ( dang he strict )
angel: * sniff sniff * otay .. *runs pass jay ( yall know yall use to do that so you wouldnt get hit again) *
bey: Babe, you don't think you where a little to harsh?
jay: nope !, C'mon bey, i  only hit her 1 time.. she got lucky... she needs more than that with her bad ass.......... 
bey: well,,, i guess so .
jay: how is my son doing, * looks at him in his crib* aww, he so precious. im so thankful for him, as well as my other 4 blessings. even though he took one back from me, im still grateful.
bey: babe, everything happens for a reason.. he took one of your sons early. & have gave you on early.. thats just what was in his plans..
jay: yea i guess your right.. 
bey: baby i miss you... we haven't had any alone time in MONTHS !
jay: i miss you too, sugar lips * kisses her* ..  we will get some soon i promise..
bey: yea, but not that soon, because i don't want to leave my baby with anybody until he's on formula , and i'm not switching him to formula until he's 5 months, so until then we will just have to get it in when all the Rug Rats are sleeping.. 
jay: mmm,, i like the sound of that... Let me go ware them out so they could sleep through the night, come on brooklyn lets go play ! 
brooklyn: YAY !! tan i get on your back?
jay: yea hop on ! * puts brooklyn on his back, then runs full speed down the stairs*
brooklyn: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  





[ Third update of the day! maybe i should do 1 more before i sleep, comment below if you think i should]

" Thank You Jesus "

they arrive at the hospital and do an emergency cesarean. after a long operation they had finally got little shane out weighing  just 2 pounds 4 ounces. They rushed him down to the NICU, and begin operating on him to save his little life. half of the family stayed with bey and the other half went downstairs with little shane. all they could do was look at him, because they had him confined to an incubator until he was able to breathe on his own. he would do fine breathing while he was awake, but he would forget how to breath when he went to sleep. so they put him in a special built incubator that would let him breath on his own, but every time he stopped breathing  it would help him out.  he didn't know how to suck a bottle or nipple. so they fed him through a tube. Time Passes and little shane is getting better and better, it has been 3 weeks. shane is finally breathing completely on his own and they have been feeding him special food to help him and make him fat. he is now weighing 5 pounds and is starting to latch on to beys nipple. but unfortunately he is not ready to come home just yet. 
bey: come on little miracle , time to eat.. you gonna eat eat for mommy ! * tries to get shane to Latch on *
jay: is he doing it??
bey: nope , not yet.. *sigh*
jay: come on lil man, just eat eat for mommy and daddy.. 
shane starts to cry...
bey: aww, baby. don't cry... whats wrong my snookems.. *sniff diaper * * GASP* JAYY !! I THINK HE MADE HIS FIRST POO POO ! 
JAY: WORD !?? CHECK HURRY UP CHECK ! 
*bey checks*
bey: HE DID  !!! YAYY! Finally ! 

shane hasn't been pooping like he should be, they use to have to stick a tube in his little booty to suck it out.
bey: awww, its so small ! but at least its something.. * bey cleans shane up and tries to feed him again * come on baby, you can do it..
* Shane Latched *
bey: GASPP!! YESS BABY ! YESS ! JAYYY HE'S LATCHING ON !! 
bey and jay where full of excitement because Shane wasn't gonna be able to come home until he learned how to eat on his own, & he finally was.
bey: Jay call my mom ! 
jay: aiight,,
MT: hey jay , wussup?
jay: Ma, guess what!?
MT: what is it baby?
Jay: Shane Latched on to Bey's Nipple , and is Eating away !
MT: aww, thats great.. now you guys get to take him home...??
Jay: idk, hopefully.. oh , let me call you back the nurse just walked in .
nurse: hows the baby doing??
bey: great he's finally Latching on..when will we be able to take him home..?
nurse: well , he's been doing exceptionally better, and if he keeps it up, you should be able to take him home in about 3 more days..
bey: okay.
nurse: do you mind if i check his vitals .
bey: actually, could it wait until he's done eating? he just learned and i don't want to just take it away.
nurse: sure, no problem. *leaves*
jay: baby, i just want to say i love you so much and you are the absolute BEST wife, and mother EVER ! i couldn't ask for a better Partner..
bey: awww, baby.. I love you too! and your a great Husband & father ! Couldn't see myself Living without you ! 
jay leans over and kisses bey &  Shane...  then looks up and says " Thank You Jesus " 




[Again, i know its short. But im gonna update soon , comment below and tell me your thought]

I may be Young But I'm Ready !!

 so on the last post jay and bey had gotten into an argument because of what happen at the grammy's. jay went to his moms house and bey stayed at home with solo and the kids.. a month went past and bey was really missing jay so she decided to call him and tell him to come back home. They where fighting over petty shit anyways. Plus bey is 6 months pregnant and she doesn't  need to be stressing out like that. when we left off bey had just gotten of the phone with jay telling im that he could come back home.
Jay arrived.
kids: DADDDYYYY!!!!  *runs and jumps on jay*
jay: ahhh ,, i missed you guys!! * plays and tickles the kids*
jay slowly walks over to bey and stairs at her.
bey: *smiling* why are you staring at me.
jay: your not gonna run to daddy?
bey: oohhh hushh and come her.
they kiss
kids: *chuckles* ewwll.
bey: soo babe, i was thinking we went to Disney land...
jay: Today??
bey: sure why not..
jay: aaight then , should we invite the rest of the fam?
bey: yea, you call your side i'll call my side.
jay: aaight.
They call all of their immediate family ,  then they pack and get on the road. about about an hour an a half later  they arrive to Disney Land and check into their suit. about an hour later all of the family arrives. We Got , Mama TIna, Mama Gloria , Annie & Marlon ( jays Sister & nephew ) TT, (jays niece) angie, ty, solo & juelz,. [ROLLING DEEP] everybody Greets everybody.
jay: so what do you guys want to do first?
bey: well *rubs tummy* my baby is hungry..
jay; okay, how about we all go down to MooMoo's
everybody: lets go...
they all go down to the restaurant  and gather around this huge round table, and order their food. Everybody mingling and chatting while they wait for their food.
Annie: so BB, what where you and jay thinking of naming the baby?
bey: hmm, we were thinking of naming him Jobe.....
everybody stops and stairs at Bey like she's crazy ..
bey: ddaaang,, yall nosy ! * laughs* but i was just joking,,
jay: ya'll really thought i was gonna name my son Jobe?? uhhh.. na !
bey: *still laughing* we're naming him Shane.
annie: ohh okay, thats better ! 
The Food Finally arrives..
jay: ohh babe, can i taste that..
bey: jay why do you always do that??! ...Here * shoves her plate over to jay*
jay: thank you baby..
bey: *smirks *
they all are quiet & chowing down on their food..
bey: ohhh shit !! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1
jay: babe, whats wrong.. && watch you mouth...
bey: JAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!   WTF !!!! MY WATER JUST BROKE !!!!!!
jay: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! YOUR ONLY 6 MONTHS !!! OHH CRAP !
MT: OKAYY ,, BABY JUST STAY CALM......JAY CALL 911..
everybody is panicking ..
MT: BABY, I JUST NEED YOU TO BREATH OKAY..
BEY: *BREATH* OHH * BREATH * KAY..... *SCREAMS* AHHHHHHHH IT HURTS SO BAD !!!!!!*cries* 
Brooklyn and Angel start to cry because they see their mommy crying..
Jay: OKAY THEIR HERE ! * PICKS BE UP AND RUNS HER OUTSIDE*
the Paramedics take bey from jay and puts her on the Gurney, jay gets in the Ambulance with bey and the rest of the family drives right behind them...












[I know this is Short, i'm Gonna update again Tonight]

10/14/11

ALTERNATE !! "Slice that Hoe "

Hey Guys. so i was talking to one of my followers on twitter ( @RAELuvsBEY ) , and she was inquiring to know what the post would have been like, had Rhianna Really answered the phone.  &, i though why not?   so here we go......... Rhianna Answers Jays Phone.


Rih: hellahh.. (accent)
bey: umm, im sorry i think i have the wrong number.
Rih: oohw No you don, these is Rhianna * laughs * jay is busy right now. i'll have him call you bak after i finish riding his dick , kkk byyyee betch !! * hangs up *
at this point bey is just staring at the phone in total shock like, wtf just happen....... she is totally MIND TF BLOWN !  then she calls jays phone back. jay answers this time.


jay: hello?
bey: *sits there* 
jay: hello?? bey?? i know its you i got caller ID.
bey: ( real calm voice ) jay........ where are you at right now?
jay: huh?? oh.... im a Rih Rih house she needed help ... (CLICK ) [bey hung up ]


next thing you know..


BANG BANG BANG !! 


Rih: who TF is knocking on my door like dey the dam police aye? *opens the door* what TF are you doing here?
bey: umm, can you step outside for just a quick minute.
rihanna: ( being hella rude ) man wtf do you want bruh !? * takes a deep breath & walks outside*
bey: Listen bitch, i don't know what type of BS, your trying to pull but im not having it! where is jay!!?
rihanna: NONE OF YOUR DAM BUSINESS ! NOW TAKE YOU AND YOUR DUMB ASS FETUS AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY * turns and slowly walks away*
Bey wobbles  runs up behind rihanna ( mind you, she is 6 months pregnant ) ...and stabs her in her back. Rihanna Dropped to the floor and bey got on top of her and was stabbing her repeatedly in the stomach.
Rihanna : AHHHH!! HELP ! SOMEBODY HELLP ! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY !
bey: You think im crazy?? I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY ! * Slashes rihtard in the face *
you want to still my man !! Fuck That! *slits her throat * 
jay runs outside because he heard a dying cat  rihanna screaming.
jay: BEY WTF ARE YOU DOING !! BEYY STOP IT !!  BEY !! BEY !!! BEY !! *SHAKES HER* BEY BEY!! WAKE UP ! 
BEY WAKES UP HEAVILY BREATHING.
jay: Babe you okay?? you where screaming "DIE YOU FLOP" in you dream! && you said something about That Dude With the talk show.....umm. what his name?? Williams Williams or something...... you said something about his atoms apple,, or sum.. not really sure.... you where mumbling.., what where you dreaming about?? 
bey: Damn,,,,, That dream was awesome !!! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN !! :))) * laughs and pulls the sheets over her face*








There you go Raven... comment and tell me how you guys like it..

10/12/11

........................................ ???

OKay so RECAP! : (skip this part if you already know what happen)  The fam. Had went to the Grammy's , bey was nominated for six awards. Rhianna was the opening act and she was HORRID, and during her performance she Fell and busted her Knees !(lmao), so jay goes over to help her up and Bey stanched him back, then jay snatched away and told her to stop ACTING like a bitch... so here we go..


jay: *snatches away * Bey stop acting like a Bitch ! *walks off *
now ya'll now bey wanted to go third ward Texas on jay right! but she decided to keep her composure because they where at the Grammy's and she didn't want to Make a Scene, nor did she want to be on the cover of every magazine with the title " IS JAY-Z CHEATING ON BEYONCE'......WITH RHIANNA ?"  so she just kept it cool, even though she was mad as HELL inside. ( Smart thinking bey ). so the night goes on they are about to call bey up for her 3rd Grammy of the night, the tension between her and jay is so thick you could cut it with a knife ! usher is presenting bey with the award.
usher: anndd the winner is,!  The Beautiful and Talented , ( emphasis ) Beyonce !
bey gets up and walks toward the stage, usher meets her half way down to help her up the steps. Bey grabs the grammy from usher the kisses him on the cheek and whispers in his ear.  Jay in his head ( damn, what was that about? ) 
Bey's Acceptance Speech:
" umm, i'm really bad at acceptance speeches so i'm gonna keep it brief. * chuckles* first and foremost i want to thank my wonderful fans, without them i would be nothing. i wanted to thank God for blessing me with my Talent, and i want to thank my mother, Love you mom, and i want to thank my team.  thank you all for your support i greatly appreciate it, and uhh,, yeaa, have a great evening "


after beys speech she goes to sit.  The night goes on, bey wins 3 more grammy's and then they leave. 
SCENE CHANGE: AT THE CARTER'S HOUSE.
jay: Bey ! whats wrong with you. you been acting nonchalant all night.


bey says nothing..


jay: beyonce ! don't you hear me talking to you.
bey: WHAT !! 
jay: DAMN, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM ! 
BEY: WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR BITCH.
JAY: ( COMPLETELY CONFUSED) BEY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !
BEY: OHH DON'T PLAY DUMB !!
JAY: I'M NO.....WAIT !... PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR STILL MAD OFF THAT RHIANNA SITUATION!  C'MON BEY , YOUR BEING A LITTLE IRRATIONAL, ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS HELP THE PO GIRL OFF THE FLOOR..
BEY:  YOU KNOW WHAT! REALLY, ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT! ITS WAS FUCKING 30 MEN OVER THERE, SHE DIDN'T EVEN NEED YOUR PUNK ASS! AND THEN YOUR GONNA CALL ME A BITCH?? NAHH BRUH I THINK YOU GOT THE GAME WAAAAAYYY FUCK UP !! 
JAY: ME SHAWN COREY CARTER , NEVER CALLED YOU, BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES A BITCH ! I SAID YOU WHERE ACTING LIKE A BITCH, THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE BEY.
BEY: jay,, just get out.. Because all this arguing, is not good for my baby. 
jay: fine, i'll leave. but just know i would NEVER call my wife a bitch. I love you. 
and with that, jay left and went to his mom's house. 
ONE MONTHS LATER....
solo has been staying with bey to help her out, seeing how she is home alone, 6th months pregnant, with two toddlers, (sj is with jay) she needs it.  Solo walks in bey's room to see why she is still sleeping and its after 3pm.
solo: knock knock ( opening the door while knocking) , BEY WHY ARE YOU CRYING !!
bey: *sniff sniff* solange i miss my baby ( talking about jay ) was i in the wrong, was it me? was i being over dramatic? let me know, because im starting to feel like this is all my fault.
solo: bey you REALLY should not be this upset, its bad for the baby. and no of course it wasn't your fault, jay should have just minded his business , and let that swamp rat stay on the floor.
bey: *still crying* its not even about that !, its the way he snatched away from me, and the things he said to me that really hurt me, it was like he was choosing her over me. i know thats not how it is, thats just how it felt.. ughh, im so stupid! i know i over reacted ! * buries head in her pillow and begins to sob *
solo: its okay bey, here.. *hands her the phone* call ya man.
bey calls jay.
Rhianna answers: hello ?




JUUUUUSSSTTTT    KIIDDDDINNNGG !!!


jay answered: hello?
bey: *sniff* babe?
jay: bey,! why are you crying??
bey: i don't know, hormones i guess...jay i......i..... i miss you okay, there i said it !
jay: i miss you too. please let me come home, i miss my family ! 
bey: yes , come home. now ! hurry !! ........................ Hello..
jay.... you there??
bey hears jay yelling from far away, like he was standing and the phone was on the bed or floor.
jay: YEEAAAA! I GET COME HOME! I GET TO COME HOME!  * runs back to the phone* *breathing heavily * hello? babe ? IM ON MY WAY , LOVE YOU BYE !
bey looks at the phone and laughs. " Lawd, he a mess.....*smile* " 


TBC...  ( ps: im sorry if you guys wanted more drama, i just hate when bey and jay fight so i had to get them back together.  Thanks for reading, i'll update again as soon as i can, promise ! :)) ~ Latrice 



10/10/11

OHN !!!!!

when bey and Jay arrived Home it was 5 AM, the wanted to get home early so the baby Sitter could leave, surprisingly the house was Spotless. the kids where all knocked out and raven was asleep with her hand resting on her face and elbow on the couch. Bey and jay didn't want to wake them so they tip-toed upstairs, on the way up jay stepped on a Carrot and lost his footing.
Bey: shhhhh! damn you loud * whispering *
jay: it aint my fault ! , what is this carrot doing here any damn way !
bey: just hush okay, before you wake up....
Brooklyn started crying in her sleep
brook: * crying * moooommmyyy! (eyes still closed )
bey: damn, see what you did. *goes downstairs to get her * come on baby, mommy's here. i missed you *kisses her* she takes brook upstairs and they all go back to sleep.
3 HOURS LATER 
angel and sj, busted in the room and jumped on bey n jays bed.
angel: MOMMY DADDYY!!! 
bey: shhhhh!! your gonna wake up your sister,
angel: BUT MOMMY I MISHED YOU ! *kisses her all over her face*
bey: aww i missed you too! but sushhh okay. 
angel pretends to zip her lips, kisses jay, then walks out the room.
sj: mommy can you fix me some.....wait......daddy can you fix me someting to eat pweese?
bey shakes her head - shawn jr.
sj: yes mommy?
bey: Zip it ! 
sj: *sad face *
jay: come on son lets go eat !
they leave out of the room.
jay: oh shit i forgot i had to pay you, im sorry. (talking to raven)
raven: its okay mr. carter .
jay: well here you go * pulls out 2 racks! *
raven: O_O !!!! omg ! i think this is too much.
jay: no its not, you have a nice day raven, we will be calling you again.
raven: * cool-aid smile * DATS WUSSUP !! THANK YOU SO MUCH ! * Leaves *
jay: now which one of you put carrots in the toilet ??
sj: ( the snitch of the bunch ) ANGEL DID IT !!
angel: uuhhhh !! sj i hate your guts!!! 
sj starts crying.
jay: Bwoi !what you Crine !  i done told you about that crying shit , i aint having that ! 
sj: *sniff sniff * my thi thu said her hate me * crys hard *
angel: BWODERRRRR I WAS JUST TIDDING, I WUBB YOU !!!! *kisses him on the cheek*
jay: see she was kidding now stop crying before i give you something to cry about, and angel don't let me catch you saying that word again, now answer me why you put carrots in the toilet.
angel: well daddy... (thinks up a lie ) there was this Monkey .....
jay: just stop... *laughs * forget it! just don't do it again, you understand me?
angel: yes daddy ! nooooowww feeeeddd meeeeee !! 
SCENE CHANGE: upstairs with bey and Brook having mother daughter bonding time.
brooklyn: you the beeeeesssssstttttt mommy eber !!
bey: aww you so sweet *kisses her nose *
brooklyn: aww you so sweet * kisses her nose*
bey: stop copping mommy.
brooklyn: stop copping mommy.
bey: im ugly
brook: im uuu.. heeyyyy !! haha, cheater !!
bey: your soo cute ! *tickles her * 
brook: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mommy stoooo hahahahaha pweeeeessse hahahahahahahahah!!
Bey stops .
brook: mommy?
bey: yes baby?
brooklyn: can we go to Disney land?
bey: sure my little Dumpling, but not today.
brook: awwwww....
bey: mommy was nominated for an award at the grammy's today so we have to go tomorrow okay my princess?
brook:  okay mommy, can i go ?
bey: umm , sure why not? come on lets go downstairs and see what you daddy is cooking. 
brooklyn: otay, can i get on you back?
bey: nooo, you gonna hurt you baby brother in mommy's tummy.
brooklyn: otay.
DOWNSTAIRS 
bey: babe, you know the grammy's are today right?
jay: oh shoot i forgot, are we ALL going?
bey: duhh!, ang and mom is coming as well, to watch the kids backstage.
jay: oh okay, you nominated for how many now?
bey: SIIXX!!
jay: DAMN!! okayyy Mrs. High Roller !
bey: Mhm ! ya girl Fly as hell!
jay: Iight you fly lil mama, you fly !
they finish eating and get ready for the grammy's but there is 1 slight problem, bey doesn't have anything to fit her, seeing how she's going on 5 months Pregnant. so she calls mama Tina to save the day.
on the phone with tina.
Bey: MOMMY !! 
tina: what is it Baby!
bey: i don't have anything to fit me.
tina: calm down me, ang, and Ty ty are on our way.
 they arrive and  get bey jay and the kids ready for the big night. when they arrived everybody was outside on the red carpet. ( they were actually on time and made it to the red carpet )
interviewer: you look great today beyonce, who are you wearing ?
bey: thank you so much, im actually wearing house of Dereon by my mother, and so are they , points to kids.
interview: aww so cute, so how is mother hood for you? i see that you are expecting again, do you know what you your having?
bey: iiiii don't ! ( lying ) and mother hood is really great, my kids are a blessing, and i would trade them for the world. 
angie: bey lets go, its about that time.
they walk into the awards and get seated.
bey: ohh hey usher, i didn't even see you over there, how you doing? 
usher: hey, i didn't see you either, im good & you?
bey: great!
THE AWARDS BEGIN 
rihtard,, i meann AHEM,, rihanna opens the show with " love the way you lie" jays nodding his head beys just sitting there with her hand resting on her cheek. 
*whispering*
jay: babe, you need to give her some vocal lessons
bey: nahh, dat's you dawg.  aint got nothing to do with me. she needs to get it to & gether !! 
jay: bey come on now, she just needs a little vocal coaching. 
bey: * looks at him with that yea fucking right face * now you know damn well can't no vocal coach help that girl !
Rihtarda interrupts their conversation by screeching out " EVEN ANGELSS........................."
bey: OH GAWWD  !! MAKE IT STOP * LAUGHS*
jay: *shakes his head* you wrong bey.




BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!


rihtarda fell and busted her knees ( just like that video on YT )
everybody: DDDAAAAYYYYYYYUUMM !!!
by this time, bey was histrionically laughing . jay begin to walk over and help her up and bey pulls him back.
bey: umm,  I THINK TF NOT ! she can handle herself.
jay: *snatches away * Bey stop acting Like a BItch !! 


OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HEELLLLLL NOOO !!!


TBC !