10/1/11

Bad ass Angel !

Recap: ( if you don't know what happen in the last part, go read the previous post :D ) 
SCENE: at The triplets Pre-School 
SJ is taking a nap, Brooklyn is Playing with Play doe and Angel is on the swings. Then all of a sudden, some little girl walks up to angel starting trouble.


little girl: Ummm!! *smart tone* we need a turn to ya know ! 
angel: ( yall know she bad, and she took after solo with the attitude)  Ummm!!(< mocking the little girl) Does it wook like i CARE!! go pway somewhere else ! 
little girl: NO!! i want to swing now get off !! or im going to tell my mommy !
Angel: So ! my mommy's better den your mommy !! my mom is the best Sinder in the WHOOOOOLLE world ! 
little girl: soooo!! my mommy's the best actwess in the world ! 
angel: does she habb 16 gwammy's?
little girl: whats a gwammy??
angel: exacwy ! det out of my face, u dont eben know what a gwammy is * laughs *
 little girl:*kicks sand in angel's face*
angel: weave me alonee!
little girl kicks sand again.
angel: okay dats it !! * takes of her shoe & whacks her in the face* i said WEAVE ! ME ALONE !!
the little girl runs off crying to the teacher .
about 3 hours later bey is back to pick up the kids.
teacher: Hello mrs.carter, your daughter has been on a time out all day for hitting another student.
bey: ohh god ! let me guess, angel?
teacher: and that would be correct
bey: *shakes head*
a lady walks up with the little girl that angel hit. " thats her mommy "
bey: GWEN !!!
Gweneth: BEYY!!
bey: i didnt know you brought apple here ! hey mama. * tries to pinch her cheek but she backs away* ohh noo!!,, please dont tell me this is who you hit angel! 
angel nods her head..
bey: aww Gwen im so sorry !  *grabs angels arm* why did you hit her angel !?! 
angel: mommy she kicked sand in my face !
gwen: why did you do that apple!
apple: utuz she wouldnt get of the swings !
bey: Angel , ! i told you about being stingy ! you need to learn how to share! and until you can share you will be punished!, im taking away your ipad ! (SIDENOTE:WTF IS A FOUR YEAR OLD DOING WITH AN IPAD!! thats the luxury of being Beyonce and jay's offspring !! :END SIDE NOTE) 
Angel: i dont care about that stupid thing ! (OHH SHIT! NO SHE DIDNT !!!) 
bey: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME !!! * bey grabs all of the kids stuff , put them all in the car and rushes home !*
bey: angel, you better run for you dear life and pray to god i don't catch you ! because im about to give you the whipping of your life ! 
they arrive to the house, angel runs upstairs and slams her door ( THIS LITTLE GIRL MUST NOT KNOW HER MOM IS BLACKKKKK!) 
bey: jayy!!!!!!  where are you!!! 
jay: im here what is it !
bey: im about to beat the living shits out of angel !
jay: bey calm down !! what she do?
bey: i told her she was on punishment for hitting Apple, Gwens daughter , and that i was taking her ipad, she tooooll me she dont care !!! WHEEEWW!!! JESUS IM FIRED UP RIGHT NOW ! 
jay: oh hell naw, go whoop that ass... but remember she only four !
bey: GOING ON FOURTEEN ! that girl act too Grown ! she reminds me SOOOO much of solange its not even funny ! 
bey walks upstairs to go whoop angel..
bey: angel!!! come here booboo! we need to talk ! (yea right, they gone talk alright )
*turns door knob* Lil Gull!!! if you don't open this door !!
angel ! NO !!! *crying cuz she know she's about to get that ass whooped*
bey: NOO?? ohh okay ! *walks off then comes back with the key * ( you didnt think she would leave a lock on a four year olds door with no key did you?? nahh) * opens the door * peeks around corner *
angeelllll coommee ouut annd play ! * hears angel crying in the closet * come here ! *angel comes* okay before whoop you i want let you know why.. i am not whooping you because you hit Apple, she kicked sand in your face first, it was self defense, im whooping you because you where back talking, do yo understand ? *angel nods head* okay.. now hold your hand out * angel shakes her head * ANGEL, every time you tell me no you make it worse for yourself ! NOW HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT * reluctantly holds hand out* 


DON'T EVER (SMACK!!)




TELL ME (SMACK!!)


NO(SMACK!!) 


AGAIN!!! (SMACK!!! SMACK !! SMACK!!)


DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME !!


by this time Angel was screaming to the TOP of her lungs, and her little hands where just as red as beys lipstick in i am .... yours Dvd ! 


DO ! YOU ! UNDERSTAND ME??


angel: *crying* yess!
bey: yes what !!
angel: yes ma'am !!
bey: okay, now clean your face, get up all these toys and put them in your toy bucket, then lay down and take a nap.
angel: *cry gasping * yes ma'am..
bey: okay ,, i love you ! 
angel: if you love you why did you hit me.
bey: i had to baby okay,  now no more questions. go do what i said! 
angel: okay..* still crying a little * 



TBC....

Yea i know this was short, but im going to update tomorrow too so don't worry :)

2 comments:

  1. Lmao this reminds me of when i was a kid.....smh. It was about time she got a whoopin too (but i was hopin it'd be on the butt or somethin lol). So much for her being an "Angel"

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  2. Mama B, DOES NOT PLAY ! Four year old w/ an iPad. Rich MOFOS

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