OHN !!!!!

when bey and Jay arrived Home it was 5 AM, the wanted to get home early so the baby Sitter could leave, surprisingly the house was Spotless. the kids where all knocked out and raven was asleep with her hand resting on her face and elbow on the couch. Bey and jay didn't want to wake them so they tip-toed upstairs, on the way up jay stepped on a Carrot and lost his footing.
Bey: shhhhh! damn you loud * whispering *
jay: it aint my fault ! , what is this carrot doing here any damn way !
bey: just hush okay, before you wake up....
Brooklyn started crying in her sleep
brook: * crying * moooommmyyy! (eyes still closed )
bey: damn, see what you did. *goes downstairs to get her * come on baby, mommy's here. i missed you *kisses her* she takes brook upstairs and they all go back to sleep.
3 HOURS LATER 
angel and sj, busted in the room and jumped on bey n jays bed.
angel: MOMMY DADDYY!!! 
bey: shhhhh!! your gonna wake up your sister,
angel: BUT MOMMY I MISHED YOU ! *kisses her all over her face*
bey: aww i missed you too! but sushhh okay. 
angel pretends to zip her lips, kisses jay, then walks out the room.
sj: mommy can you fix me some.....wait......daddy can you fix me someting to eat pweese?
bey shakes her head - shawn jr.
sj: yes mommy?
bey: Zip it ! 
sj: *sad face *
jay: come on son lets go eat !
they leave out of the room.
jay: oh shit i forgot i had to pay you, im sorry. (talking to raven)
raven: its okay mr. carter .
jay: well here you go * pulls out 2 racks! *
raven: O_O !!!! omg ! i think this is too much.
jay: no its not, you have a nice day raven, we will be calling you again.
raven: * cool-aid smile * DATS WUSSUP !! THANK YOU SO MUCH ! * Leaves *
jay: now which one of you put carrots in the toilet ??
sj: ( the snitch of the bunch ) ANGEL DID IT !!
angel: uuhhhh !! sj i hate your guts!!! 
sj starts crying.
jay: Bwoi !what you Crine !  i done told you about that crying shit , i aint having that ! 
sj: *sniff sniff * my thi thu said her hate me * crys hard *
angel: BWODERRRRR I WAS JUST TIDDING, I WUBB YOU !!!! *kisses him on the cheek*
jay: see she was kidding now stop crying before i give you something to cry about, and angel don't let me catch you saying that word again, now answer me why you put carrots in the toilet.
angel: well daddy... (thinks up a lie ) there was this Monkey .....
jay: just stop... *laughs * forget it! just don't do it again, you understand me?
angel: yes daddy ! nooooowww feeeeddd meeeeee !! 
SCENE CHANGE: upstairs with bey and Brook having mother daughter bonding time.
brooklyn: you the beeeeesssssstttttt mommy eber !!
bey: aww you so sweet *kisses her nose *
brooklyn: aww you so sweet * kisses her nose*
bey: stop copping mommy.
brooklyn: stop copping mommy.
bey: im ugly
brook: im uuu.. heeyyyy !! haha, cheater !!
bey: your soo cute ! *tickles her * 
brook: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mommy stoooo hahahahaha pweeeeessse hahahahahahahahah!!
Bey stops .
brook: mommy?
bey: yes baby?
brooklyn: can we go to Disney land?
bey: sure my little Dumpling, but not today.
brook: awwwww....
bey: mommy was nominated for an award at the grammy's today so we have to go tomorrow okay my princess?
brook:  okay mommy, can i go ?
bey: umm , sure why not? come on lets go downstairs and see what you daddy is cooking. 
brooklyn: otay, can i get on you back?
bey: nooo, you gonna hurt you baby brother in mommy's tummy.
brooklyn: otay.
DOWNSTAIRS 
bey: babe, you know the grammy's are today right?
jay: oh shoot i forgot, are we ALL going?
bey: duhh!, ang and mom is coming as well, to watch the kids backstage.
jay: oh okay, you nominated for how many now?
bey: SIIXX!!
jay: DAMN!! okayyy Mrs. High Roller !
bey: Mhm ! ya girl Fly as hell!
jay: Iight you fly lil mama, you fly !
they finish eating and get ready for the grammy's but there is 1 slight problem, bey doesn't have anything to fit her, seeing how she's going on 5 months Pregnant. so she calls mama Tina to save the day.
on the phone with tina.
Bey: MOMMY !! 
tina: what is it Baby!
bey: i don't have anything to fit me.
tina: calm down me, ang, and Ty ty are on our way.
 they arrive and  get bey jay and the kids ready for the big night. when they arrived everybody was outside on the red carpet. ( they were actually on time and made it to the red carpet )
interviewer: you look great today beyonce, who are you wearing ?
bey: thank you so much, im actually wearing house of Dereon by my mother, and so are they , points to kids.
interview: aww so cute, so how is mother hood for you? i see that you are expecting again, do you know what you your having?
bey: iiiii don't ! ( lying ) and mother hood is really great, my kids are a blessing, and i would trade them for the world. 
angie: bey lets go, its about that time.
they walk into the awards and get seated.
bey: ohh hey usher, i didn't even see you over there, how you doing? 
usher: hey, i didn't see you either, im good & you?
bey: great!
THE AWARDS BEGIN 
rihtard,, i meann AHEM,, rihanna opens the show with " love the way you lie" jays nodding his head beys just sitting there with her hand resting on her cheek. 
*whispering*
jay: babe, you need to give her some vocal lessons
bey: nahh, dat's you dawg.  aint got nothing to do with me. she needs to get it to & gether !! 
jay: bey come on now, she just needs a little vocal coaching. 
bey: * looks at him with that yea fucking right face * now you know damn well can't no vocal coach help that girl !
Rihtarda interrupts their conversation by screeching out " EVEN ANGELSS........................."
bey: OH GAWWD  !! MAKE IT STOP * LAUGHS*
jay: *shakes his head* you wrong bey.




BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!


rihtarda fell and busted her knees ( just like that video on YT )
everybody: DDDAAAAYYYYYYYUUMM !!!
by this time, bey was histrionically laughing . jay begin to walk over and help her up and bey pulls him back.
bey: umm,  I THINK TF NOT ! she can handle herself.
jay: *snatches away * Bey stop acting Like a BItch !! 


OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  HEELLLLLL NOOO !!!


TBC !