ALTERNATE !! "Slice that Hoe "

Hey Guys. so i was talking to one of my followers on twitter ( @RAELuvsBEY ) , and she was inquiring to know what the post would have been like, had Rhianna Really answered the phone.  &, i though why not?   so here we go......... Rhianna Answers Jays Phone.


Rih: hellahh.. (accent)
bey: umm, im sorry i think i have the wrong number.
Rih: oohw No you don, these is Rhianna * laughs * jay is busy right now. i'll have him call you bak after i finish riding his dick , kkk byyyee betch !! * hangs up *
at this point bey is just staring at the phone in total shock like, wtf just happen....... she is totally MIND TF BLOWN !  then she calls jays phone back. jay answers this time.


jay: hello?
bey: *sits there* 
jay: hello?? bey?? i know its you i got caller ID.
bey: ( real calm voice ) jay........ where are you at right now?
jay: huh?? oh.... im a Rih Rih house she needed help ... (CLICK ) [bey hung up ]


next thing you know..


BANG BANG BANG !! 


Rih: who TF is knocking on my door like dey the dam police aye? *opens the door* what TF are you doing here?
bey: umm, can you step outside for just a quick minute.
rihanna: ( being hella rude ) man wtf do you want bruh !? * takes a deep breath & walks outside*
bey: Listen bitch, i don't know what type of BS, your trying to pull but im not having it! where is jay!!?
rihanna: NONE OF YOUR DAM BUSINESS ! NOW TAKE YOU AND YOUR DUMB ASS FETUS AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY * turns and slowly walks away*
Bey wobbles  runs up behind rihanna ( mind you, she is 6 months pregnant ) ...and stabs her in her back. Rihanna Dropped to the floor and bey got on top of her and was stabbing her repeatedly in the stomach.
Rihanna : AHHHH!! HELP ! SOMEBODY HELLP ! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY !
bey: You think im crazy?? I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY ! * Slashes rihtard in the face *
you want to still my man !! Fuck That! *slits her throat * 
jay runs outside because he heard a dying cat  rihanna screaming.
jay: BEY WTF ARE YOU DOING !! BEYY STOP IT !!  BEY !! BEY !!! BEY !! *SHAKES HER* BEY BEY!! WAKE UP ! 
BEY WAKES UP HEAVILY BREATHING.
jay: Babe you okay?? you where screaming "DIE YOU FLOP" in you dream! && you said something about That Dude With the talk show.....umm. what his name?? Williams Williams or something...... you said something about his atoms apple,, or sum.. not really sure.... you where mumbling.., what where you dreaming about?? 
bey: Damn,,,,, That dream was awesome !!! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN !! :))) * laughs and pulls the sheets over her face*








There you go Raven... comment and tell me how you guys like it..