Hey My BEYutiful Love Muffins!, It's been A Long Time , huh...?.... yeaaa.. Well good thing for you guys im on spring break so ill try to update like Once a Day, twice if your Lucky :)
Kay So on the last Update, jay got into some drama Regarding Anthony, So Bey decided they needed to go on a vacation to relieve some stress. && Out of ALL Paces They Chose Sin City ! ... lets see how this Goes.
Scene: Bey & Jay, Solo & Her Boo thang, Angie & Lebron, and, Kanye & Becky (his new girlfriend), Were all at the Hotel room Sippin' and chillin'. The Kids are at the Beach. Bey had a lil Bit TOO much to drink so she was wildin' !
Bey walks up to jay.
Bey: Aye...
Jay: wassup ?
Bey: umm.. you got some weed ?
Jay: *Laughs hella loud* What !?
Bey: Nigguh you Heard me!
Jay: Bey, you don't smoke..... Knock it off...
Bey: Boy, ima Grown ass women.. I do what i want... Now Roll That Shit up..
Jay Looked at Bey Like she lost her damn mind.
Bey: Why are you staring at me? Light the Shit up..
Kanye: You Better Roll that Blunt Anna May, before Ike Beat Yo ass.. *Laughs*
Jay: HA HA HA, very funny nigguh... *Takes out weed and blunt wrap & starts to roll it*
Bey: Thank you Baby, *Kisses the back of his neck then Walks away*
Solo walk in from the balcony.
Solo*Long Sniff* MMmmm ! Bro Man you holding out. ! Trying to keep it all to Yourself Huh..
Jay: Yea ! but your Crack head ass sister Bust me out ! *Chuckles*
bey: Shut your mouth and Light the damn Blunt..
Solo: WAAIIITTT A MINUTE! HOLD ONNNN... THU , YOU SMOKIN' DRO NOW !?! Thats wassup Gimmie some *Daps her up*
bey: Yaaammmmpp, Baby ThuGG right here... ! *does her lil thuGG face*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Bey runs to the Door and Cracks it then peeks her head. It was ALL the Kids, Brook, Angel, Shawn Jr Shawn III, Claire, Juelz, Raven, Mariah(solo's daughter)Angie's 2 Kids, Jay's 2 Nieces and Brooklyn and Angel's Friend Lexii .
Bey: Nu uh !, hell naw.... Ya'll better gone somewhere...
Brooklyn: *confused face* Mom what are you talking about? Open the Door....
Bey: No , this is a Kids Free Zone.... Go To the mall or something....
Brooklyn: Umm.. I maxed out my credit card... and its too far to walk...
Bey: *shuts the Door*
They were all standing outside the door looking confused as hell..
Angel: man what we gone do?
BRook: Aint this Bout a B--
*Bey opens the Door*
Bey: Here ! * Hands her a Credit card and the Keys to the Navigator* Be careful and responsible... Be back by 8. kay..
Brooklyn: Thanks mom, Love you Bye.
*They leave*
bey Walks into the house, then walks up to Jay... Jay was Hitting the blunt and when he got done he Blew the smoke into beys mouth and she sucked it up as if she was hitting the blunt...
Bey:*Cough cough cough* Damn.... *laughs*
Solo: ahh sis, u week... pass that shit bruh...
jay*passes it*
Solo Starts to toke the blunt till she's damn near having an asthma attack..
Solo_ WHeEEwww !! Thats that Goooddd Grandaddy Kush !
Bey: Puff Puff Pass hoe, you fuckin' up the rotation...*laughs*
Jay: Check you out.... you think you just a lil thuGG huh... O.G...Tripple O.G.. Triple tripple....
Bey: You got that from Friday ! hahahahahahaha....Ahhh... I'm Hungry... *walks in the Kitchen*
Jay: Yeeaa, & i gotta go take a Shit...* Holds stomach and walks to the bathroom* ... *jay opens the door* YOOOOO ! MAN TF !
kanye was sitting on the toilet with his pants down, and Becky was between his legs Slobbing on his Nob !
Ye: Aye man.... You mind...
Becky: *Slurp Slurp* *wipes her Mouth* ...
Jay Shakes his Head and walks out singing " Gimme that BEckaayy" He walks in the Living room laughing his ass off... bey is in the kitchen stuffing lays potato chips in her mouth..
Jay: Ayye Blubber butt, You won't believe what i just seen.. ahhhh hahaha.. funniest shit of my life.
Bey turns around with crumbs all over her face and shirt..." what" ? , she said spitting out chips at the same time..
Jay: *whispers* I just saw Becky giving ye head.... hahahaha, BOP !
Bey: EWw , what a Hoe ! They just met last night.... Mmmm.. Ye better go get his Peter checked..*laughs and stuffs a chip in her mouth* .. Baabee, why am i so Hungry .. It feels like i haven't eating in weeks !
Jay: your just high Love, you'll be alright .... *kisses her forehead then walks out*
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Grr...Jay will yo answer this , its your daughter...*hands jay the phone*
Jay: *answers* Yes Princess...
Brooklyn: Uhhhh Dad... ..... There's been a SLIGHT Mishaps.
Jay: aww Shiet.... What did ya'll do ?
Brooklyn: Well umm..
Jay: Spit it out !
Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We'er all Lit.. and don't no where we are...
TBC !! COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.. ! I'LL UPDATE AGAIN TONIGHT IF I GET ENOUGH FEEDBACK ! THANKS FOR READING , LOVE YOU GUYS !
