9/29/11

Rest In Peace Corey !!

RECAP! : Basically the only necessary detail in the last part was that Corey didn't make it. when jay received the phone call he just fell to the ground and cry his eyes out......


Bey: BABY !! WHAT!!,, WHAT HAPPEN ??
jay: MY SON!!! 
sj: daddy im wight here...
jay: COREY !! HE,,, HE DIED IN A CAR CRASH !! 
bey: OHH NOO!! THATS TERRIBLE !!


Side note :  Corey has been coming back and forth to NY, he goes to school in L.A where he and Monica lives now and he goes to Jay's on Breaks and Holidays. *end side note*


bey makes arrangement for her private jet to fly them to L.A asap ! when they arrive there every one is mourning. side note ( i really hate funerals and people dying and stuff so, im gonna skip all that, i hope you don't mind. so basically they get there have the funeral and go back home, i dont want to tell any details because thats just.....too much ! ) end side note! Bey and jay decide they need to have a talk with the triplets and tell them about their brother.
bey: BABIES !!! come here ! * they all run to her*  do you guys remember when mommy told you about Jesus??
side note: these are not typos im writing how a four year old would talk ! end side note
brooklyn: ohh,, you mean the big man that wives in da sky??
angel: not the sky bwooklyn, !!...... the cwouds ,,dahh! 
sj: both of you duys are wong , cwearly its the MOON,,!! 
 bey: *laughs* you guys are too much ! anyways, yea him. well,, your big brother corey,,, he went to live with him.
all: *GASP!*
brook: Foreber mommy??
bey: yes baby , forever. but if you be a good girl, one day you will get to visit him.
brook: otay mommy !
angel: mommy why daddy cwy?
sj: daddy cwy utuz he miss torey wight mommy?
bey: yes baby, your daddy and i both miss corey alot. 
*jay come out of the bathroom and the kids run and jump on him*
brook: *sigghh* i lubb you daddy !
angel: mee too !!
sj: mee ........uhh.....uhhh.. daddy what tomes abter 2??
jay: 3 lil man ..
sj: ohh yea !! MEE THWEE !! 
jay: * takes deep breath* i love you guys ! you are my air that i breathe to survive!
(aww) now that bey has explained everything to the kids about corey, they all go out for ice-cream to celebrate Corey's Life !


***2 MONTHS LATER ***
bey: what the !....
bey woke up to sj on her back , angel's foot on her mouth and brooklyn's butt in her face !
bey: Jayyy!! get these rascals off of me ! *laughs* 
jay: nope ! haha
jay was just standing there staring at them while stuffing a bagel in his mouth.
bey: ohh babe,, i have a doctors appointment to today to hear the baby's heart beat !,, hopefully its just one this time !!
jay: umm the kids have to be to school in 15 minutes !
bey: whaatt!! why didnt you wake us up then !!
jay: iono !
bey; UHH!! gets up as fast as she could ( she is 4 months pregnant now) BROOKLYN !! ANGEL !! SHAWN JR ! GET UPPPP!! *opens curtains!* && WHICH ONE OF YOU PEED IN MY BED !! 
angel: Brooklyn !!
brooklyn: SJ!!
sj: angel !!
bey: ahh whatever !!,, just hurry up and go in the bathroom with daddy so you guys can get cleaned up!
angel: butt i dont wanna go! i wanna sleeeeeepp! * buries face in pillows*
bey: girl get up ! you have to go to school ! its not even an option ! * drags her out of the bed * EWWWLL! so your the one that peed you little piss monster ! go in the bathroom with your daddy before i whip you! *angle runs in the bathroom*
jay: come here baby, before your mommy tears your behind up! why did you pee??
angel: i don nooe..
jay: did you sneak into the fridge again and drink some Capri son;s last night??
angel: *nods head* mhmm.
bey yells from her room  * YOUR GONNA GET IT WHEN WE GET HOME* 
jay: ohh husshh!!! she was thirsty !!
they finally finish getting dress and they drop the kids off at school.
brooklyn: SJ, stop pwaying with the door and get out !
Sj: Shut up im going !!
bey: SHAWN! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING SHUT UP !
sj: but mommy she---
bey: BUT NOTHING !! and brooklyn stop telling your brother what to do !
brooklyn: but mommy im older !
sj: BY 3 ugly minutes !!
bey: both of you guys hush and come on ! 
bey signs them in to their preschool and leaves.
brooklyn: bye mommy i lubb you *kisses her* * i love you too my sweet baby*
agel: bye bootiful mommy *kisses her* 
sj: bye mommy! *walks off*
bey: shawn jr! your not gonna give mommy no kishes??
sj: ohh ,, i fordot * gives her a wet sloppy kiss* lubb you..
bey:i love you too poopy.. be good see you guys later ( bey always has a hard time leaving them, but once they start to play she's alright)
SCENE: *AT THE DOCTORS*
doctor: Hello MR. & MRS. Carter ! how do you do?
bey: good & you?
doc: great!,, so are you guys ready to see what your having??
both: YES !! 
doc: okay well lets gets this show on the road! * puts rubbing jelly on bey's belly and begins the search for the sex of the baby*
welp,, your having triplets again !
both: WWHHAAAATTTT!! 
doc: JUUUUSST KIDDING!! THERES ONLY ONE !!
both: *relieved !* 
BEY: boy or girl !?
doc: aaaaaannddd!,,, its a ............................................BOY !!
jay: YES !! my son!! 
side note( aww,, jay gets Corey back,, kind of.....well in a way...but okay) end side note !
bey: YEAA! i actually wanted a boy !! now we have to figure out what we are going to name him ! 


tbc ! 







9/26/11

!!!!!

RECAP: So we left off with bey and jay comming back from the doctors finding out that bey is pregnant with baby number 4 ! But its actually only her second time being pregnant seeing that she had triplets. They came home and saw there house lookin like a tornato ran threw it. Solo and the kids where napping so bey nd jay decided to take a nap as well && think about how they where gonna tell the fam bey was pregnant again ! 

*SLAP!* 
Angel slapped jay hella hard in the face.
Agel: daddy i need some food !! Det upp!! * arms on hips *
Jay: ANGEL!! what did i tell you about hitting ! Keep your hands to yourself little missy or u gonna go on time out. 
* angel throws tantrum *
bey: oh hell no! What is she throwing a fit for?? Whats wrong booboo??
Angel: daddy mean to me.
Bey: aww come here baby.
Jay:NO! u wanna throw a tantrum, go throw one upstairs in your room! Go ! Now! 
Angel: * starts to cry and stomps up the stairs *
bey: aww,, jay what did she do you know i hate when u yell at them
jay: bey we have to disaplen them okay! She slapped me in my face while i was sleeping & i told her to keep her hands to herself. Then she cops a little attitude.
Bey: ohh,, yea that is unexceptable. She deserves a time out but u dont have to be so harsh, shes only four.
Jay: exactly ! U have to be strict now so that when they get older they would already be well trained . 
Bey: yea i guess ur right. 
solo: man yall super loud waking up the whole house !! Anyways bey what happend what the doctor say??
Bey: well, turns out theres gonna be another addition to the family !
Solo: whatttt!!! Your prenant again!! Damn yall be getting it in huh !! Haha aww how cute ! But seriously bey get your damn tubes tide after this ! 
Bey: ohh trust ! Im getting them tied ! Cut ! && burned !! Hahahaha!
Solo: how far along are you??
Bey: 6 weeks.
Solo: ohh okay! Aww my thu thu having another baby!!! You better hope its just ONE this time !

They continue to chit chat and jay goes upstairs to check on angel.
*IN ANGEL'S ROOM*
Jay: ageelllll! Where are u baby girl! * looks around && dont see her* what the.. Where is she!! * goes to check all over the house then finally finds her in their room* baby girl what are you doing in here?? Ooooohhhhh yo mom gone get you !! ( brooklyn has beys make up all over her face and floor ) jay takes angel downatairs to show bey what she did.
Bey: WTHHH!! ANGEL WHY WHERE YOU IN MOMMYS MAKE UP !!
Angel: i wanna wook pwetty like you mommy! * cracks the cutest little smile*
Bey: awww baby * gives into angels smile * okay come on lets go wash it off.
Jay: * laughs * she just got played by a four year old!* walks  in the bathroom where bey and angel is at* so uhh,, ur not gonna whip her??
Bey: soo uhh,, no! 
Jay: hahaha! Wow bey! These kids got you played ! U gone have to man up babe.
Bey: ohh watever! Get out. (to angel) your mommy's good girl right? 
Angel: yes mommy i good girl
Bey: your not gonna go in mommy's make up anymore are you?
angel: no mommy neber
Bey: see jay, she learned her lesson.
Jay: haha okay bey, whatever u say. 
Angel: i so lubb you mommy
Bey: i love you to baby, * kisses her*
jay: you dont love daddy?
Angel: yeeee,, but i lubb mommy more
Jay: aww baby girl that hurts daddys feelings !
Angel: i just kidding daddy i lubb u like i lubb mommy * jumps in his arms *
bey: aww how cute!
They all walk back downstairs with solo & the kids.
Solo: so uhh,, what are we going to eat im hungry!
Bey: damn solo you always hungry. Mamas on her way over here and we're all gonna go out to eat at luchianos for dinner so hold tight ! 
Solo: thats wussup, did u tell her u where preggo again??
Bey: nope, but i am though

JAYS PHONE RINGS...
Its keyshia ( corey's mom )
Jay: aye wussup keysh??
Keysh: *sniff sniff * Jay! Corey was in a tragic car accident,, and ....... He........ JAY HE DIDNT MAKE IT !!!!!! 
..........………….......jay dropped the phone from his ear ,,fell to the grown and begin the cry like a baby.

TO BE FUCK'N CONTINUED !!!!!!!!!!!!

9/24/11

Seriously ??

RECAP of the last FEW Parts: Bey & jay got into a car crash, jay lost his memory. Finally with time his memory was regained and he decided to throw bey a surprise birthday party, witch was ruined by The Triplets cute little pranked they played on bey.  NOW its its 6 moths later the twins are 4 years old & bey and jay are sending them off on their first day of Pre-school (aww how cute).


Bey: are mommys baby's all ready to go??
brooklyn: yeaa mommy i weady !
angel: noooo,, mommy i stay wit chew?
bey: no baby, u have to be a big girl okay?
angel: oooootaaaayyy mommy !
bey: sj, u ready?? mommys big boy *pinches his cheek*
sj: yesshh mommy !


Bey and jay are getting the kids ready, when bey starts to feel a little sick.
bey: uhh,, jay can u finish getting angel dressed i need to sit down for a minute, im feeling a little nauseous.
jay: of course babe,you need anything?
bey: nah, i think im good for now...
jay: okay,, call me if u need anything, ill take the kids to school since your not feeling well..
bey: noo ! im going too! i have to see my baby's off on their first day !
jay: fine, well go take a nap its only nine, they don't go till' eleven.
bey:  okay,, Jay i swear you better wake me up !
jay: i will baby just go get some rest.
bey: okay..


bey goes upstairs but she's not sleeping , instead she's throwing up. * Blehhhhh*  jayyyyy!!  *blehhhhh*
jay runs up the stairs to see whats going with bey. he walks in the room and sees her all hunched over the toilet puking her guts out.


Jay: BB!! What's Wrong why are you throwing up! * holds her hair and rubs her back while she continues to throw up*
bey tries to talk but she cant get a word out, so jay waits until she's done.
Jay: bae, i think u got the flu or something..
bey: the flu?? nahh.... i don't think so..
jay: then what?? wait... your not...........
bey: uhh,, i think i am..... i know this feeling quite well..
jay: we have to get  you to the doctor ASAP.


jay calls solo on the phone to come watch the kids while he takes bey to the doctor. They decided to just have them start school tomorrow so that they both can see them off. after solo gets there they leave to the doctors.


SCENE CHANGE: At The Hospital
Doctors: Hello, mr. & mrs.Carter. Its been about 4 years since i saw you guys, how are the little munchkins now?
bey: ohh DR. Palmerston they are all so Bright and Brilliant and (continues to gush ), they are Truly a blessing !
jay: yeeaahh, they are the BEST!
Dr. Thats Great , im glad they are all fine & healthy... so whats the reason for your visit today Mrs.carter?
bey: well,, umm.... i think i might be pregnant again.
Dr. Well, lets check it out..
*checks bey out*
Mr. & Mrs. Carter You are indeed with Child.
Bey: *Gasp* ! WOOOOW! omg ! im Excited that this is my Fourth child ( lucky number) ! i'm extremaly  happy right now ! omg !! * gets all emotional & what not *
jay: Dayum bey , we gone have a whole tribe in a minute ! hahaha i hopes its a boy ! me and Jr. need some more male company !
Bey: u have Corey too,, haha, but i actually want a boy too ! awww,, another baby ! i cannot wait to tell the fam !


Bey gets her prenatal pills & they leave the doctor and go back home. when they get in the house, it is a DISASTER ! ,  i mean, toys EVERYWHERE, food ALL over the kitchen , and every body is knocked out, including solo !
Bey: Looks like they had a good time !
jay: they gone pick up all these toys too! , as soon as they wake up, i aint about to have no messy kids! *cough like *cough* there mom! hahaha
bey: ohh shut up !im not that messy !
jay: oh come on bey ! you are too!
bey: i am not ! ....well,, maybe a little !
jay: u know what, you are something else ! haha
bey: ohh watever ! aww,, look at them! ( angel was on the right with her foot in SJ's mouth, and Brooklyn was on the left with her head laying on SJ's back)  Baby hurry & take a picture before they wake up !
jay: Lawd, my kids are too much !
bey: well since everyone else is napping, u wanna cuddle and take a nap * flex's dimple *
jay: no !
bey: * dimple unflexed *
jay: jussss kidding ,, sure come here ma'! * pats couch *


 They lay there && cuddle for the rest of the evening and talk about how there gonna tell the family bey is on baby number 4 !!

9/8/11

PREVIEW !!! PREVIEW !!! PREVIEW !!!

HEY Readers, heres a little sneak peak of the next part . My computer is down and i have to use my sisters computer to update, i don't know when the next update will be. so heres a little sneak preview of the next part. thanks for reading  !! - Latrice ♥


On the last part, Bey was at her surprise party when she received a call from gwen, who was keeping the kids for the weekend. saying there was an emergency and she should get to the hospital quick.
jay: WHAT HAPPENED IS EVERYTHING OKAY??
bey: I DON'T KNOW GWEN JUST SAID THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AND GET THE HOSPITAL QUICK. 
They rush too the hospital and run inside. they nurse led them to the room they were in. bey pulled back the curtains and saw the triplets laying in the hospital bed .
bey: OMG, MY BABIES WHAT HAPPENED!!
then suddenly...
Brooklyn pops up:"HAPPY"
Then SJ:" BIRTHDAY"
Then ANGEL(side note to Claire on the "angEL"..End side note) "MOMMY"
Beyonce: AWWW BABIES!!  * she just hugged them tight and never let go*
Gwen: Im sorry we had you all scared bey, but nothings wrong. i asked the kids what they wanted to do for their mommy on your special day and this is what they came up with. 
Beyonce: im not even mad , im just happy that it was a joke. now can we get out of here, i hate hospitals ! 

TBC...

Happy ,Tragedy !

so first off i would like to apologize for not updating in so long ! I've been really busy with school and other things, i will TRY to update more often tho. Also i would Like to Congratulate Bey For EVERYTHING, And Wish Her a very Happy Birthday  ! I know her and Jay will Be Awesome Parents !  NOW on with the Story ! 

We left off with The girls Telling there First time sex stories, then Jay walks in the room and Tells Solo he needs to Talk to Her For a second. He told her that he wanted to Throw bey a suprise birthday party and he needed her help. of course she agrees, but now i they have to figure out is how they are going to do it without bey finding out.. Its the night before beys birthday, they were vacationing in Croatia with the family just to get a little down time. Solo and jay have been doing a great job at planning Beys big surprise party without bey knowing. now lets just see how it all plays out.




Jay: so theres this fine ass girl i know, and she's turning the big THREE OHH tomorrow !! but i can't remember her name, i think it was...oh i know.. Bianca ,,! no wait,,,, Bolivia!...
bey: ohh wait !! theres this boy i know thats about to get SLAPPED in his face in 2.5 and he's standing less than 2 ft away form me ..  * they both chuckle* 
jay: so babe, i been I've been dreading to tell you this but, i have to fly out to Paris tonight with ye on a business call and i wont be back until the day after your birthday. *Beys face drops* aww babe, im sorry , i promise i will make it up to you when i get back.
bey: please tell me your joking,
jay: i wish i was boo.
bey: *sigh* fine...... what time are you leaving??
jay: in about an hour.
bey: are you serious !! man what kind of mess is that ?? *goes to flop on the bed and pouts* 
jay walks over to her and sits beside her. 
jay: babe your making me feel worse than i already do.
bey: im sorry.. but you know how i get when you leave me , and its my birthday ! 
jay: i know babe, i told you i will make it up to you when i get back, we could celebrate like its your birthday, i promise.
bey: okay baby, you want me to help you pack?
jay: yea sure.
Bey packs jays clothes sluggish and sad then she sees him off. she walks up to him and gives him the kiss of her life like she is never going to see him again and then she hugs him real tight pelvis to pelvis for a good three minutes. and whispers in his ear " i love you" .... jay replies and walks out of the door. after he leaves, bey goes to the freezer gets her butter pecan ice-cream and goes to town on it while watching " The notebook". 
*SCENE CHANGE*
Jay on the phone with solo.
jay: alright so i told her i was flying to Paris and i wasnt going to be back until September 5.
solo: Really Bro?? Paris??? hahahahaha
jay: man that was the first thing that came to my head..
solo: wow !! she was all sad wasn't she..??
jay: yep ! she hugged me for a good hour before i left cutting off the damn circulation in my neck ,,hahahaha..
solo: yep thats my thu thu for you, she probably somewhere eating her butter pecan ice-cream watching the notebook.
jay: hahaha, yea im sure. but anyways. i need you to call Angie and update her on everything and tell her to have bey at the "Trump Soho" (5 start hotel in NY )  by 6 o'clock tomorrow.
solo: alright i got you bro.
*THE NEXT DAY* 
*knock knock*
bey: who is it !!
angie: its me bey open up !
bey: JULIUUUSSS!! can you get the door please.
angie walks in.
angie: umm what are you still doing in bed birthday girl?? its after 3 o'clock.
bey: so, i don't feel like getting up..what do i need to get up for.
angie: well 1 its your birthday for heaven sakes, 2 i want you to go somewhere with me later...
bey: like where.??
angie: well out to dinner just the us and auntie T, nothing big. it is your birthday you can't just sleep it away..
bey: fine....what time??
angie: i told auntie T, Kelly, Michelle, and solo 7, but we have to stop by my hotel room so i could change so we should leave earlier.
bey: oh okay.....angie??
angie: hmm??
bey: im sorry...
angie: for what??
bey: for this.......( bey lets out the biggest fart in fart history) hahahahahahahahaha!! *fans butt*  WHEEWW!!  That Don't smell to good..*runs away*
angie: EWWL! You Stanky Heffer!! hahaha, let me go! ill be back by 5:30 to pick you up. Go take a shower cuz i know your drawls is wet ! hahaha
*angie leaves and calls solo*
angie: alright solo, its on. we will be at the Soho at six o'clock.
solo: alright cuz, thanks for all your help !
angie: no problem !
Its Finally that time, Bey it all dressed up with a Tight Read Sequent Freakum' dress on with her Silver Rhine stone red bottom Louie's on  ! The kids are at Gwen's' house for the weekend so she don't have to worry about them. *Honk HOnk* Angie Pulls up outside. Bey gets in the car.
angie: You look Stunning Bey! 
bey: Thanx Love.
They drive to the hotel where her party will bey held at. Jay had arranged for the Entire hotel to be shut down and designated to bey only for her special day. They arrived to the hotel and all the light where off.
angie: wtf O_o...
bey: Looks like somebody didnt pay the PG&E bill.. haha
angie: oh hell no ! i need my stuff out of there ! Bey will you come with me i don't want to go in there alone.
bey: ahh fine! lets go..
they slowly and cautiously walk into the hotel trying to see if anybody was in there.
angie: helloo?? is anybody in here?? [that was the code sentence]
 Then suddenly all the lights flashed on.
"SURPRISE !!!!! "
all the family was there From mama T to Lil Juelz ! but bey was looking around and jay was no where to bey found.
bey: awww thank you guys, this is so sweet. who set all of this up?? 
solo: Me and Angie set it all up, and we have one more surprise for you though if you would close your eyes please. *bey hesitantly closed her eyes as solange let her into this room* Okay Open! 
Bey: BAAAAAABBBBBYYYY!!!!!!!!!
There was Jay sitting there with a bouquet of flowers. Bey ran up to him and jumped in his arms [ like that clip they showed on that 60minutes interview] she was holding him so tight and kissing him so sweet, it was like she was in heaven.
Solo: well ima give you too a minute.*closes door to the room they were in* about 10 minutes later they come out, everyone is mingling and having a good time.  
bey: AHEM,,i would like too thank you all for this night, it really does mean alot to me and*Bey's phone rings* oh its Gwen i better get that she has the kids. hello??
gwen: BEY THERES BEEN AN ACCIDENT MEET US AT THE HOSPITAL, HURRY !!!




TBC!!!!