6/10/11

The JAYONCE Experience PART 1

WARNING: THIS IS EXTREAMLY EXPLICT CONTENT,,AND IF YOU CANT STAND MY VULGARITY HOP OFF!!! THANKYOU & ENJOY






september 3, 2009 1 day before beys bday! bey n jay have been married for 1 year.



Beyonce wakes up one beautiful morning to the smell of fresh woffles and eggs that jay has cook.
bey: mmm,,something smells delish
jay: happy birthday eve beautiful
bey:thanyou sweetness
jay:did you sleep good
bey:yes, untill i rold over and you wernt there
jay: *points to his neck* look what you did
bey: you like dat tongue action huh
jay: yea, but aint we goin to eat dinner at moms today
bey: oh shit i 4got,,she wont notice
jay: aight if she does its on you
bey: oh well we grown n married if i wanna suck on my husbands neck ima suck on his damn neck simple as dat!
jay: whoo aghit calm down baby thugg *chuckles*
jay: so you wanna get it in right quick
bey: right quick??,,hell naw you bet not be quick
jay: u knw what i ment
beyonce jumped on jays back and they started to wrestle,jay flipped her over on the living room floor and started to kiss her, n they started to get it in...they were fuckin like rabbits then all of a sudden bey pushed jay off of her
jay: whats wrong bae, wuh happen, i hurt you?
bey: knw you forgot to put the dam condom on
jay:so...
bey: wth you mean so, you knw i got a tour coming i cant get pregnant right now,,,,,DID YOU EJACULATE?!
jay: umm i think i..maby ii....YES i did im sorry.
bey: DAMN...oh well if it happends i just happends.
jay: dont be mad bae,,i love you and you knw i wanna do what makes you happy
bey: i love you too and im not mad,,if i end up pregnant im still going to be happy because obviously its ment to be..
jay: what about the tour
bey: i knw my fans will be extreamly dissapointed and ill have to find some way to make it up to them hopefully they"ll undersatnd..
jay: well dont make any plans untill we knw forsure your pregnant
bey: okay,,lets go get cleand up so we can head out to moms
jay:aight


bey and jay get clean up and takes the the jeap to mrs. tina's house,,they ariive at mrs tinas where she prepaired a family dinner.


bey: hey mom
jay; how you duin moms
bey to solo: hey baby sis how you been wheres my baby at?
solo: wussup sis,,hes upstairs playing his new conect
jay to solo: aye wussup solo
solo: wussup bro n law
juelz: BEY BEYY,,UNCLE JAYYY!!!! (runs to them)
bey: hey lil man i missed you
juelz: i missed you too bey bey
jay: juelz wussup lil guy
juelz; uncle jay you wanna play the game with me
jay: sure after dinner alright
juelz: okay
tina: BEYONCE!! you and solonge cum set the table
bey: okay mama


they all gather around the table to prepair to eat,,as miss tina all of a sudden notices sumthin


tina: shawn baby whats that on your neck *turns his head*
jay:huh,,oh nuthin just a birthmark
beyonce(turns her head as if she's talkin to soloange, while smerking)
tina: oh okay juss checkin
solo yells out: NUH UHN MAMA DATS A HICKEE!!
bey: SOLONGE SHUT UP,,MAMA NO ITS NOT
TINA: EWW,,YOU BEEN SUCKIIN ON HIS NECK (CHUCKLING)!!
BEY AND JAY: NOOOOO
all the yelling stops..
tina: well i guess thats what yall young married people do nowadays,,ahahah yall dont have to hide it you know
bey: Ii knw we'er married,now can we please change the subject
solonge:still laughing
 they finish up dinner and now they chillin in the livin room watchin "whats love got to do with it"
solo: man tina should ev beat dat as long time ago
all:laugh
jay whispers in beys ear: i wanna fuhk
bey whispers back : its not the right time baby watch the movie
jay still whisperin: but im gettin hard cuz your leg keeps rubbin against my d..
bey: shut up dont be talkin like dat my mother is in the next room
jay: im sorry,,so can we
bey: noo watch the movie shawn
jay: oohh how bout we do it in your old room,,you said it has a lock on it right
bey: ugh,,fine shawn
jay: yesss!
solo: the hell yal tellin secrets fuh
bey: shut up n mind ya buisness
bey whispers to jay: meet me upstairs in 5 minutes so noone will notice
jay: you aint gta tell me twice


so they both eventually end up upstairs in beys room,,n jays about to tear dat ass up!


jay: wait i aint got knw condom
bey: its okay you dont need one
jay: but what about the (bey interupts him with a kiss)
bey: shut up n fuck me
jay: mmm yes ma'am
fisrt jay starts kissin her all over with his big juicy lips, he moves down to her inner thighs teasing her, he plays with her kitty with his two finger too get her wet,,once he got her all juicy he stuck his "ego" deep inside of her
bey:GASP! ohh shitttttttt,,,mmmm go harder babe!
jay:sssshhhhh,, you finna get us cought shit..
bey: im sor....mmmm...im sorryy you juh....you just so hardddddd,,mmmm keep goiin babe,,iiii loovvee yoouuu!!!!
jay and bey continued to fuck nonstop  then all of a sudden
juelz: uncle jayyyy?? are you in there??? you promised you would play the game with me after we got done eating! (knocks harder) uncle jayyy?? bey bey?? are you guys there ??
bey: OHHHHH DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!
juelz: auntyy bey bey,, are you okay!
bey: GASP! im okay juelz ii just hit my foot on the dresser! ( pushed jay off)
they both get up and starts throwing on there clothes, then they go downstairs
solo: where hav you guys been and bey why is your shirt on backwards
bey: huh,,oh uhh i was showiin jay my old room
solo: mmmhhm,,ii knw sex hair when i see it
bey: shut up solonge you dont knw nuthiin
tina cums down stair
tina: you knw ii didnt relize how thin these walls were untill about 5 minutes ago
jay and bey has this blank stare on they faces
bey: umm okay mama its time for us to head back home now jay has an interview in the morning
jay : no i (bey elbows him and cuts him off)
jay: ohh yea that interview right..
tina: okay babys it was good seeing yall
solo: dont forget your pantys bey
bey: umm ok,,idk wat your talkin about
solo: oh nuthiing
in the limo on the way home
bey: that was akward
jay: what was akward the sex or juelz almost catching us
bey: the sex was great! juelz almost catching us was the akward an emabarrising part
jay:well almost doesnt count so be coo
bey: yea ii guess your write
jay: are you ready for your big day tomorrow?
bey: its not that big of a deal im only turnin 28,
jay: any special day of yours is a big deal alright
bey: i love you pop pop
jay: love you more ma
they arrive home,and there ready to finish what they started at tinas house.
jay: so can we finish what we started
bey: yep illl be right back..but first i want you to get butt ass naked,
jay jumps out his clothes super quick an starts to get his "ego" hard.
bey finally came back after like 5 minutes , but naked with jays favorite christian louis vuitton red bottom heels on! she had whip cream and strawberries and a leathers whip!
bey: ii hope you likee..
jay: ooowwweeeee! ii love it! cum here so i can tap dat ass
bey: but wait theres more
bey turns off all the lights and light some candals and turns the stereo on with speechless play,,she starts to dance allitte while jay cant help but jack off! bey slamms jay on top of the bad a splays the whilp cream in a heart shape on his stomach
jay: whooo,,okay sasha!
bey: uhn uhh dont give her the credit its all bey baby!!
she starts to lick all the whip cream off of his the jay changes positions and now he's on top
he feeds her a strawberry,she took a bite of it and stuck it out so jay can eat it of her tongue. they begin to kiss pastionatly.
bey: make love to me baby
jay: theres nothing else id rather do
he put the "ego" in beys kitty and started to pelvick thrust,,bey was screaming uncontrolably and shaking...jay was lasting a long time longer than usual an bey was loving ever minute of it.
bey: ohh shitt,,go deeper daddy!
jay whent deeper!
bey: GASPP,,,JAY...JAY..IM ABOUT TAH...AHHHHHH
bey was havin an orgy! ;))
then next thing you knw..
jay:OHH SHIT GIRL,,.MMMM YOU P___Y SO WET! MMMM OHHHH SHIITTTTT!
he busted a huge nut all up inside beys kitty,,with no condom(if she wasnt pregnant then she sure is pregnant now)
they had finally settled down n jay pulled out.. jay rolled over n looked at the clock n seen that it was 1:o4 am.
jay: happy birthday mammy, i love you
bey:* kisses him* thank you pop pop.. i love you too


THREE MONTHS LATER: bey had a fantastic birthday on her island with family and close friends. jay had bought her a new car and took her shoppin..in the mean time solonge and juelz moved in with them for a while  beacuse her house was getting fixed.




its morning,,and jay decides to cook bey some breakfast in bed,,
jay:good mornig sleepy head i made you some honey nut cherrioes
bey: laughs* thankyou bumpkens
bey starts to eat her cereal then all of a sudden she throws up everywhere!
solo yells through the bathroom door : sis you okay in theree??
bey(talking and puking at the same time) : yea (puke) im alright (puke)
solo: well it dont sell like your alirght,,ima go get jay okay
bey: (still puking can get a word out) then finally she cums out the bathroom and lays in her bed
jay runs up the stairs to see if shes ok
jay: baby you alright!!
bey: yea im fine,,i thinki got the flu
jay: aww babe,,do you need me to do anything for you/
bey: no thats okay thankyou tho
jay: okay ill be downstairs if you need me okay i love you
bey: okay loveyoutoo
bey takes a little nap then angie calls her on her phone waking her up
bey; hello (sleep voice)
ang: hey bey, im on my way over there,,,
bey: hey ang,,no offene but for what
ang:  oh no,,dont tell me you forgot you had a photoshoot today with essence
bey: ohh damn,,im sorry ill get up now
ang: okay see ya soon bye
beyonce hesitantly gets up out her bed to get ready for her photoshoot
she tries to put on her new dereon dress she cant zip it up so she calls jay for help
bey: baaaaabbyy come here
jay: cummin beautful.
bey: help me zip up this dress
jay: aight,,its not sippin,,uuh bae this dress to small
bey: what!! ii just got it and it fit perfictly fine 3 mothns ago..
jay: bae im sorry but you have gained a lil weight
bey: whatt! get tf out my room
bey stairs at herself in the morror for along time and admitts (okay maby i hav gained a lil weight)
then she starts to feel nautious again so she runs to the bathroom to through up!
jay ; baby are you okayyy!
bey: nooo (puke)
jay: whats wrong with you do you want me to call the doctors?
bey: im pregnant (still puking)
jay: WHATT!! YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT!??? YOUR REALLY PREGNANT?! THIS IS GREAT! butt wait why havent you told me?
bey: i was going to tell you just had to find the right time and i obviously cant hide it anymore
jay: why dont you seem excited?
bey: i am excited for the baby but,, i fell horrible!
jay: im sorry babe,,we're gunna get through this those,
bey: yea i hope so
jay: so how many months are you
bey: im 8 weeks
jay: TWO MONTHS ALEADY,,
bey: yep we conceive around my birthday
jay: wow thats great,,well cheer up baby everthings going to be okay
bey: yea i knw,,i love you
jay : iloveyoutoo cant wait to tell everybody the big new!!
bey: yea me too!






TO BE CONTINUED.......

2 comments:

  1. damn...... tht was summthin hahaha i like it ima keep reading it it was hella funny wen julez almost caught them i was like :O oh no!

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