okay lemme start off by saying please excuse all of my typos becuz im typing so fast nonstop and im not perfect mmkay!! LOL okay ,, so we left of wit bey and jay findin out that they had twins!
bey: woow,,twinns! not one but 2! what should we name them babe?? im thinkin we should name the girl Giselle Brooklyn carter ..yea? jay: mmm how about Brooklyn Giselle carter? bey: how bout we ro-sham-bo! jay: your so corny! *laughs* fine lets go! (they ro-sham-bo and jay wins) jay: YEAAA,,Brooklyn Giselle Carter it is!! bey: *pouts* fine! jay: you knw my sons name is gunna be shawn jr. right bey: duuhh!! hes your fisrt born! but ii get to pick the middle name since you chose brooklyn jay: nope! his names gunna be Shawn Corey Carter Jr. that only makes since bey: ugghh fine! yoou win jay: look i'll buy you a puppy and you can name it watever you want! *laughs* bey: go to hell! *laughs* jay: so do you want to call another family meeting to tell them we'er having twins or what? bey: i invited everybody over our house for dinner so we can tell them jay: aight...
[later on that evening, bey decides she wants to cook dinner for the fam, jay doesnt really like the idea of this bcuz he knows she cant cook,,but shes tryin anyway] jay cums behind bey and kisses her neck while shes cooking jay:mwauuhh! i love you [then he kisses her stomach] jay: ii love yall too! bey: baby go take a shower, the fam will be here in a minute! jay: nope! not unless you join me bey: im cooking! jay: it okay your just baking cornbread it cooks itself. bey: fine lets go! [ he carry's her up the stairs to the shower and they start to make love] (and then all of a sudden) tina: BEYUUNNSAYY! were you at guull! (they cant here shit cuz they in the shower nd you knw how the shower is helluh loud,,yea ok) bey: mmm pop ,,rightt there jay:mhm ii hit the spot huh mama bey: yeessss daddy!! tina: WTH ! EWW GROSS!! Bey: MAMA,,WHAT ARE YOU DUIN IN HERE,,HOW'D YOU GET IN! tina: YOU GAVE ME A KEY REMEMBER! bey: THAT DONT MEAN YOU COME BUSTEN IN MY DAMN ROOM Tina: im sorry i guess i shouldnt hav came in here,, ii thought ii hurd you answer when i called your name,,ii guess you wernt talking to me *smerks* bey: mom can you please go downstairs we'll be down in a minute! tina: fine! [bey and jay put their clothes on and go downstairs] tina whisperin to ang and solo : yeaa ii caught them in the shower together,,beyonce wass(bey interupts) AHEM!! hey solange hey ang .. soloang an ang: heeyyyy *smerkin at her* solo under her breath: nasty bey: what?!? solo: huh?,,nuthiin bey: mhm,,,sooo we've invited yall over here to tell you guys what we'er having. babe you wanna tell em? jay: yeaa,, well ima just give you guys a hint! two heartbeats! tina: ii knew itt!! solo: TWINNS!!! AWWW! ang: ohh myy gaawwd! so are they boys or girls?? bey: Brooklyn Giselle Carter jay: annd Shawn Corey Carter Jr. [ they all start to get emotional and enjoy eachothers presents ,they eat and have a nice dinner (that mrs. tina cooked) LOL.
5 MONTHS LATER BABY SHOWER!!
bey: baby will you get me some water pleeese,,im sorry i knw i called you like 45 times today,its just so hard to move around with this big ol bellaay! jay: ii knw babe,,its coo,,your lucky i love you and those are my babys you carring bey: ii love you too gimmie kiishes (jay kisses her) bey: mmwwuuuaah! thankyou shuguh lipps jay: so why arnt men aloud at babyshowers again?? bey: ii dont knw babe,,its tadition i guess,,why dont you go kick it wit juelz for the day jay: aight i guess it is time to spends some time with lil man bey: OOUUUUUCHHH!! jay: WHAT,,WHAT IS IT BABY? bey: im haviing some major contractions right now!!! owweeeee!! jay: what do you want me to do babe? bey: dont just stand there do some---GASP! jay: WHAT NOW!! bey: MY WATER JUST BROKE! [ jay starts pastin backin for say okay think think think,,okay ] bey: JAY!! GET THE FUCKING KEYS AND GET HELP ME TOO THE GOTDAMN CAR,,,WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE WE DIDNT GO OVER THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES! (BREATHING IN AND OUT) JAY: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY I JUST PANICED,,COME ON! BEY: THERES NO TIME FOR PANICING,HURRY! (they finally get in the car and drive to the hopital) bey on the phone with tina: mommyy(breathes) my water just(breathes) brokke! tina:OMGG IM ON MY WAY,,HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS! bey: uhhh( breaths) oooowwweee ,,like 5 minutes(breathes) tina: OWWEEE CHILE TELL JAY HE BETTER HURRY bey: (breathes) we'er almost there(GASP!) [throws phone] OOWWCCHHH,,ITT HURTS!( starts to cry) BABY MAKE IT STOP! jay :(grabs her hand) II KNW BABE,,YOU JUST HAVE TO HAND IN THERE WE'ER ALMOST THERE,,JUSS A FEW MORE MINUTES OK! bey: AHHHHH(CRYIN) HURRY PLEASE [they finally arrive to the hospital while tina and the fam is all waiting there,,bey is rushed into the (private) room where the baby's will be delivered] doctor: PUSHHHHHH!!! bey: GAAAARRRGGG! [the girl] doctor: 1..2..3.. PUUUSSHHH!! bey: UURRMMMGAAA!! [the boy] doctor: UHH OHH,,,THERES ANOTHER ONE! everybody: WHATTT!!! doctor: MRS.KNOWELS YOUR HAVING TRIPPLITS bey: umm its mrs.carter and ARE YOU SERIOUS doctor: ohhh imm sorry mrs.carter PUUUSSSHHHH!!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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