The JAYONCE Experience pt 7 BEAT THAT HOE!

We left off with Jay, Bey and Solange waiting on the officer to return with news and Julius to arrive.

 *Julius fianlly arrives* Julius: Beyonce and Shawn I’m so sorry to hear about Shawn Jr. What can I do to help? Jay: Man there’s nothing much we can do until the Officer come back and give us a report. *Bey phone rings* Bey: Jay Why are you calling me? Jay: What? I don’t have my phone it’s…IT’S IN LIL SHAWN’S STROLLER…ANSWER IT MAY BE THE KIDNAPPER!!!!!!! Bey: Hello Who is this? Female Voice: OMG IT’S REALLY YOU…BEYONCE…OMG OMG OMG *Bey interrupts her rant* Bey: LOOK HERE BITCH I NEED FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHERE FUCK YOU ARE SO I CAN GET MY DAMN SON BACK!!!!! Female Voice: *franticly laughing* My name is Monica and I have your son…if you want him back I will meet you at the empty shack by the Mickey Mouse head roller coaster if you agree to… Bey: AGREE TO WHAT!?!?!? Monica: Agree to pay me 10 million dollars Bey: BITCH PLEASE…I’M FROM HOUSTON TEXAS AND I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOUR ASS WHEN I FIND YOU…PRAY TO GOD BITCH…PRAY TO GOD *hangs up* Jay, Solo, and Julius: WHO WAS THAT AND WHAT THEY SAY? Bey: It was some hoe named Monica, she said she has SJ and she want 10 million in return. Jay: okay call her back and tell her we’ll do it. Bey: No Jay: WHAT YOU MEAN NO…THAT BITCH HAS OUR MOTHER FUCKER BABY BOY…GIVE ME THE PHONE BEY I’LL DO IT MY DAMN SELF *Bey keeps the phone from him*  Bey: Jay we can use the GPS on my phone to find your phone, run up on the bitch and get SJ back. Julius: Sounds like a plan to me. Solo. Me too. Julez: I’m with Auntie BB Jay: Okay I guess Bey: Baby you got to trust me on this one…a mother’s instinct is the strongest. *Bey use’s the app on her phone and trace down Jay’s phone. They track it to the back of the park by the kid rides* Julius: Julez I want you to go up to that lady and see if SJ is in the stroller. If he is then I want you to scratch your nose as a signal for me and Shawn you get the stroller and SJ. If he’s not in the stroller just walk away. Julez: Yes sir anything for Thu Thu and Uncle Jay. *julez walks up to the lady but it’s not her* *Bey phone rings* Bey: Monica? Monica: *laughs* You found the wrong lady. Looks like that gps tracking shit don’t work. Bey: BITCH I HOPE YOU’RE PRAYING *SJ starts crying in the background* OMG PLEASE DON’T HURT MY BABY. OKAY I’LL GIVE YOU THE 10 MILLION IF YOU JUST GIVE ME MY SON BACK Monica: I knew you would give in…meet me where I said and you’ll get SJ back. *They all head to the meet up spot* Solo: Sis I swear if you don’t beat this bitch ass I’ll do it for you Julez: I’m going to kick her where it hurts Jay: Lil man do it for me *they arrive at the shack and they see SJ’s stroller and his little shoes, the look up and see Monica on top of the shack dangling SJ* Monica: JAY MOTHA FUCKING Z YOU WANT YOUR DAMN SON WHERE MY 10 MILLION AT? I KNOW YOU GOT IT SINCE YOU CAN GO BUY BEY “MISS PERFECT” ONCE A DAMN ISLAND. *Julius sneaks off and head in the shack* Jay: BITCH YOU LUCKY I CAN’T HIT A WOMAN CAUSE I’D FUCK YOU ASS UP. Bey: BITCH I TOLD YOU I HAVE YOUR MONEY NOW CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD MY BABY RIGHT SO YOU WON’T DROP HIM Monica: IMMA DROP HIS ASS IF I DON’T SEE MY MONEY IN 5 MINUTES *Julius comes out of nowhere grabs SJ and kicks Monica off the roof* Monica: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK *hits the ground with a big thud. She falls at Bey and Solo feet* Bey: Solo you know what I’m thinking? Solo: HELL YEEEAAHHH BRUHH *they both say* WHOOP THAT HOE * Beyonce and Solange beat the breaks out of Monica while Jay and Julius sit back and cheer them on