6/28/12

Hey Readers ! how you guys been ? I Apologize for not updating in so long i just have been really buisy , but Lucky for you guys i'm On Summer Break ! I know you guys have probably forgot what happen on the last post  so you might want to go back and read a few posts.


Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We're all Lit.. and don't no where we are... 


Jay: You did WHAT ?! *Deep Breath* ... Just Stay there ! , take the Keys out of the Ignition , i'm on my way ! 


(They have a Tracking device on the car, that's how jay is gonna find them)


[ Jays thoughts](Driving) 


Damn... this is my fault .. I wasnt watching them close enough and i shouldnt have had this weed around my Kids... I know their not baby's but still ... they could have gotten hu---Did this nigga Just Cut me Off .. *Blows  his Horn*  FUCKERR !! *Gives them the Finger* 


Jay finally Got to where the Brook Shawn Angel and Nem' were at .. But when he walked up to the Car it was empty ..He looked inside the car and noticed it was completely empty. He got nervous at first then realized the girls NEVER go anywhere with out their purses. Even if they did, they ALWAYS had their phones on them. 


He flipped through his contacts and called the one person he KNEW for sure wasn't high, his last result was the one person he despised at the moment, Claire.


Claire: Heeeelllllwo?

Jay: Yo Claire where y'all at?

Claire: Umm somewhere hiding in the bushes

Jay: Why?

Claire: Because Julez said he saw a cop car driving towards us and he hopped out the truck and hid in the ditch. Next thing i know i was the only one still in the car.


Jay: Well I'm at the truck now so can you please get them all over here in one piece?


Claire: Yea Hang on


Claire put Jay on hold and did the best she could to get Julez, Raven, Shawn III, Shawn Jr, Brook, Angel,and the rest of the reindeer gang back to the truck where Jay was awaiting.


Jay: Ya know.......I'm too old and y'all too high for me to be dealing with y'all right now. Imma deal with this in the morning when y'all come down from y'alls high


Shane: But daddy


Jay: *holding up his hand to stop him from talking* Son please you're going to blow MY high.


And with that Claire trailed Jay and the reindeer gang back to the hotel.




NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


9 AM




Jay:*walking in the kids half of the suite* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKE YA'LL ASSSSSSSSSSSES THE FUUUUUUUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP


Raven: Yo Mr. Carter no disrespect and all but it's too early to be all loud like that. It's not Christmas tone the happiness down.

Jay: This happiness comes with being able to get some morning sex from the sexiest woman in the world

Triplets: Dad that's just nasty

Angel: I don't want visuals of how we were made....it's too early for all that

Jay: ANY WAAAAAYS be in the kitchen in 15 minutes or imma tell Y'all mammas about what happened last night

Julez: Uncle Jay, now you KNOW my mamma be letting me smoke with her. 

Jay: Lil boy dont test me 


Jay left the reindeer gang to get dress and meet the adults for breakfast. They had a nice spread of Bacon, Turkey Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Eggs, Waffles, Pancakes, Fruit, Hash Browns, Oatmeal, Grits, Coffee, Juice and all that fancy stuff. For the most part breakfast was the usual. The adults were recapping the night before festivities with inside jokes while the reindeer gang just sat there lost and sharing "What The Fuck That Supposed to mean" looks between them, until....


Bey: Shane where did you guys go last night?


Bey knew Shane would never lie to her. He was the baby, beside Shawn III, and a spoiled mamma's boy to top it off


Shane: Umm Umm


Shawn: *thoughts* DAMN we screwed


Brook: *thoughts* Why she ask him, he know he can't lie to her


Angel: *thoughts* Goodbye Freedom


Raven: *thoughts* Damn the way Julez chewing on that piece of bacon is so fucking hot


Julez: *thoughts* The way Rae starring at me gone make me give her the D


Claire: *thoughts* This woman already dont like me. If Shane tell her what they did she gone think I had something to do with it....fuuuuuck she never gone like me


Bey: Shane baby just tell me


Jay: Umm Bey we're gonna be late


Jay was saving them from the beat down and lecture Bey was gonna give them if she found out they went out smoking HIS weed.


Bey: Late for what


Jay: *kisses her* Babe just come on so we can get dressed and leave


Bey: Mmmm... Alright .. 


* They get ready and Leave* 

Solo and The Kids were all in the Suit Chilling , swimming...and Having a Good time .. Then Solo Pulls Raven to the Side to talk


Solo: So Ummm.... I'm Not even gonna beat around the Bush or nothing .... Are you and Julez Fuckin ' !?


Raven: *Chokes on Her Soda* Huh ? 


Solo: Girl you Heard me ! Don't Trip , I'm not mad ... i Just wanna Know..


Rae: ...... *coughs* .... Okay ... uhh.. Yes..


Solo" *Knods her head * .... So you on Birth Control cuz yall aint gone be Another Shawn and Claire ! 


Rae: Oop .. Yes .. yes I am....


Solo: Good Girl... Now you Make sure he Straps up .. okay.. No Slip Ups....  


Solo gave Rae a Quick Pat on the Shoulder and walked off... Julez walked up to Rae After Solo walked off...


Julez: So umm.. what was THAT about ? 


Rae: You Told your Mother we'er having Sex ?


Julez : Nooo ! ......Ok... Yes...


Rae: Why ?!


Julez: Cuz She Asked ! *Throws Some Cheetoes in His mouth and Laughs* 


Rae: I Hope you Choke ....*Rolls eyes and Walks Off* 


Scene Change: Jay Took Bey To Dinner to Get away from Everybody for a While... After Dinner They walked on the Beach Hand and Hand ..


Bey: Babe....


Jay: Yes Love ?


Bey: What did the Kids do ? ... I know they Did something ... 


Jay: Bey ...


Bey: Jay.. I have a Right to know


Jay: You right ... You Right... Umm.... *scratches head and takes a deep Breath* .......... They Uhm..... 


Bey Stops walking and Lets His Hand Go .... 


Bey: What is it ! 


* Jay's Phone Rings* .....


Jay: Hold that Thought...... Hello ?


Brooklyn: *Gasping for Air* D...DAADDD !!! Sh..... *Crying*  ...... SHANE JUMPED IN THE POOL AND H.... H ... HIT *GASPING* HIT HIS HEAD AND N... NOW *CRYING AND TRYING TO BREATHE* HE'S NOT BREAAATHHINNG *DROPS PHONE* ....


By this Time Jay Was Already Running to the Car and Bey was Running right behind him not even Knowing what was going on .... 


Bey: BABE WHAT HAPPEN TALK TO ME DAMMIT !


Jay had tears Streaming Down his Face , couldn't even get a Word out .....  He Just Got in the Driver seat and Started to drive...


Bey Grabs the Phone and Calls All of their Phones Nobody Answered ... Finally Claire called her back...


Claire: *crying and screaming* Bey ?!


Bey: YEA ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN ?! JAY CANT EVEN GATHER UP HIS WORDS TO TELL ME ! ...


Claire: SHANE TRY TO JUMP IN THE POOL AND HIT HIS HEAD... THE PARAMEDICS ARE DOING CPR... HE'S NOT BREATH--- .. * CALL ENDS*


Bey Dropped her phone and Broke Down .. 




TBC.... Sorry to End it There Guys ... but I have to Work in the A.M Shout out to My Sis Rae for the Help... and I Will update again Tomorrow ! XOXO - Latrice 

6 comments:

  1. Lmaooo at the kids high asses ctfuuu and jay saying y'all ain't bout to blow my high lol lord...when bey find out lord death wish for everybody including jay and omggg I hope Shane is okay GREAT POST GLAD U BACK!!!! :-)

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  2. good update. I hope Shane will survive

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  3. I am happy that you updated

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  4. BOUT TIME I THOT U FORGOT ALL ABOUT US LOL

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  5. Yees u updated lol And I hope Shane iz ok & Lmao @ Juelz sayin he smokes wit his momma

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