Get It Together People!!!!

Bey: *jumps up* WHAT BUT YOU…NO..HUH…YOU SAID WE WEREN’T GETTING A DIVORCE…REALLY SHAWN AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE BEEN THROUGH YOU JUST GONNA GIVE UP LIKE THAT….WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN *storms off*

Jay: Well that did go as I planned….Let me go fix this mess…BEY….BABY….Beyoncé….*goes to look for her* Beyoncé where are you…*goes in their bedroom and see her sitting on the bed crying* Beyoncé let me explain please

Bey: I think you’ve explained yourself enough Shawn

Jay: *sits next to her on the bed* Babe……..it was a joke….i know it was a horrible one but I really was a joke look *points to his hand* I even wore my wedding ring out….babe say something please

Bey: You’re not funny at all….who joke about shit like that….you damn near made me have a fucking heart attack

Jay: *laughing* I know but the look on your face was funny though

Bey: Shawn shit still not funny

Jay: Bey I’m sorry *kisses her* forgive me?

Bey: Nope

Jay: Okay I got something that will cheer you up

Bey: *semi excited* What is it?

Jay: Nope you’re not getting it until you say you completely accept my apology for everything

Bey: Okay I do now what is it?

Jay: nope nope you gotta say “ I love Shawn Corey Carter with all my heart”

Bey: *excited like a fat kid eating cake* I love Shawn Corey Carter with all my heart……okay what is it?

Jay: Nothing I just wanted to hear you say that

Bey: Really?

Jay: Yep *laughs* No but for real I got you something….*pulls out a ring box*

Bey: You bought me another ring?

Jay: Not exactly…ummm open it….i hope you like it

Bey opens the box to see a diamond ring….but not just any diamond ring….It’s the ring her mom passed down to her from her grandmother….Bey stopped wearing it when the stone fell out….she never thought to get it fixed….Jay had the stone replaced and had “Forever in my heart” engraved on the band….

Jay: So do you like it?

Bey: How did you know about this ring?

Jay: Well I saw it in your room when we were in Houston to see Lyndell…and I asked Mamma Tina about it and she told me your Grandmother gave it to her when she was a teenager and she gave it to you when you were a teenager but the stone fell out…..I was gonna wait and give it to you for your birthday but I thought it would be better if I gave it to you now….you like?

Bey: I love it….Thanks boo *kisses him*

Jay: So I take it as we can move on now?

Bey: Well not quite

Jay: What you mean not quite?

Bey: The condom broke and I’m late

I SWEAR TO BOB THEY NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER