8/15/11

Bitch


Jay:Who…..Lyndell…..Lyndell your ex Lyndell

Bey: Yea

Jay: Why you go see him?

Bey: To talk

Jay: Okay why you go to him to talk….you have me, Solo, Kelly, Michelle, Angie, Ty, YOUR MOTHER…..so why the FUCK you go to him?

Bey: Because he went through something traumatic and I figured he could relate

Jay: Do the words I’VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE mean anything to you? And no disrespect to him having cancer and all but HOW IN THE HELL DOES THAT RELATE TO LOSING OUR BABY BEYONCÉ?

Bey: *hangs head down* I don’t know….i just needed to see him

Jay: Oh…you just *mocks her* NEEDED TO SEE HIM?

Bey: But nothing happened

Jay: Yea okay Beyoncé……you are really starting to show your ass

Bey: Yea okay….you done lecturing me?

Jay: I can’t stand your ass right now….

Bey: OH TRUST AND BELIEVE I CANT STAND YOUR CAMEL LOOKING ASS RIGHT NOW EITHER

Jay: Oh so we name calling now….okay Beyoncé fuck you….I’ve tried to help you through this and I’m tired of you brushing me off….I know I’m your husband and I’m supposed to help you but fuck it….i cant help you if you don’t wanna be helped...

Bey: it’s not even like that

Jay: Then what is it like then?

Bey: Trust me you wouldn’t understand

Jay: Bey stop saying that…..Who is your best friend? Who is the person that knows all your secrets? Who holds you when you’re crying and don’t ask any questions? Who is the person that you can confide in without any judgments? So how would I not understand? Baby all I’m asking is for you to talk to me so we can try and move past this

Bey: I can’t

Jay: Why can’t you?

Bey: I’m just not ready

Jay: Okay I respect that….let me know when you’re ready

Bey: *nods her head*

Jay leaves Bey in her room and go downstairs…when he go downstairs her see everyone acting as if they didn’t just hear their whole conversation

Jay: So I’m assuming you guys heard

Solo: Heard what….you and Bey…*sarcastically* NOOOOOOOOOOO

Jay: I don’t know what to do….i mean I keep telling her im here for her if she needs to talk but she keep pushing me away

Tina: Just let her come to you…she’ll come around

Jay: Yea I guess you’re right

Solo: Hey bro….cheer up….don’t let the kids see y’all like this

Jay: Thanks sis…..I think imma take her out tonight…Solo….

Solo: *interrupts* I ummm have a DJ’ing gig tonight so ma….

Tina: *interrupts* Yes I will watch my grandbabies…..I need some bonding time with them

Jay: Thanks ma

Solo: Yea thanks ma

Matt: Can I stay and chill with you Tina

Jay and Solo look at each other like “did he just ask that”

Tina: Sure why not….you need to bond with them more then I do

Matt: Imma bond with something else too

Solo: OMG OKAY YOU TWO ARE JUST NASTY

Jay: *laughs* That’s right Mr.Knowles

Solo: Jay don’t encourage this

Jay gets up and go back upstairs where Bey was….he see her sleeping so he pulls the cover on top on her and kisses her forehead

Bey: *sleep voice* Babe?

Jay: *whispering* Yes beautiful?

Bey: aherurkssnv doelkwndslksd

Jay: *laughs* You’re so cute when you talk in your sleep

Jay goes to shower and get ready for their date….Bey wakes up just as Jay was putting on his watch

Bey: Where are you going?

Jay: WE are going out to dinner…so go get dressed

Bey: But I don’t feel like it

Jay: Come on Bey….we need to go out…have a lil fun *kisses her* Promise you won’t regret it

Bey: UGH Okay

Bey goes and get dressed….she walks downstairs in her skin tight, glimmering, yellow gold mini dress with black platform heels. It only reached to mid thigh, and the back was out…Jay stood up and looked her up and down a good 20 times before saying something

Jay: Damn baby….you gotcha freakum dress on don’t it

Bey: You like it?

Jay: No babe….I love it….turn around *Bey turns around* Babe your ass looks super fat

Bey: *hits him* Damn it….I was pregnant you know

Jay: NO NO NO NO NO NO babe not like that…I mean thick…did I do that?

Bey: no you did not…squats did

Jay: Well you know I can help out too

Bey: Yea…I know…lets go

Jay and Bey kiss the kids goodbye and head out….

*In the Car*

Jay: Any where specific you wanna go?

Bey: you the one that wanted to go out…I thought you had everything planned

Jay: I do…but….you know what never mind *mumbles* don’t wanna fight right now

Bey: Why you mumbling….what you gotta say?

Jay: I said that I don’t wanna fight right now

Bey: Yea okay

*At the restaurant*

Hostess: Hey…you’re…you’re Jay Z and Beyoncé…..OMG WOW…do you guys want a private area?

Jay: Yes…thank you

Hostess: Okay follow me *seats them* Here are your menu’s, your server will be out momentarily *smiles at them* enjoy your dinner *leaves*

Jay: *looking at the menu* So what you gonna get to drink?

Bey: A bottle of Gin

Jay: *puts down menu* Really….i don’t think you should be drinking right now

Bey: You’re sounding like me dad….lord knows I don’t like his ass right now

Jay: OMG Bey….i didn’t come here for you to be a bitch….so stop it and enjoy the night

Bey: Yea I’ll enjoy it if I had a bottle of Gin, Patron, Vodka, something that will make you look like Lyndell

1 comment:

  1. oh wow..i can't believe Bey just said that shit to jay at the end..that's so fucked up..smgdh..and i thought i was tripping on the part she was talking in her sleep lol..i was like wth is this..but i figured it out..lol..i love your blog..re post soon please..

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