8/5/11

Nigguh Dont PLay !!

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OKAY NOW ON TOO THE STORY ! 


So we left off with be finding out that amber MAY have gave Kanye An STD and Kanye MAY have gave it to Bey!


Bey:.......5.......6..........7.........8 ! *thinks to herself* okayy let me run that back ! he just said .......and he didn’t use......and I might have........ yea I think that’s what he said...... hoe my god,, why me??


Jay walks in the room and sees Bey just standing there looking like she lost her best friend.


Jay:  Bey ! *Snap snap* helllooooo


bey (staring into space)  Nigguh ! did you just snap at me ??


Jay: *laughs* i was just trying to get you attention boo, don't go all Sasha on me !


Bey: ohh,,, well uhh......i got some things i need to share with you.. it wouldn't be right if i didn't tell you..


Jay:* smacks lips * fuckkkkk! if it aint on thing its a fucking nother !  what is is !
please tell me you didnt sleep with somebody,,who is it,, Tarius, chris,, who??


Bey: NOO ! why would i ....WAIT did you say chris ! why would i fuck that lil ass women beating boy??


Jay: I was talking about Chris MARTIN ! 


Bey: NO NO NO ! JUST STOP ! I DIDN'T FUCK ANYBODY !


Jay: PHEW! * wipes forehead* well then?.......


Bey: Kanye called me and... *jay interupts*


Jay: WTF THAT NIGGUH CALLIN YOU FOR! I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE TRYING TO FUCK YOU AGAIN IMA KILL THAT NIGGUH !
BEY: NOO! WOULD YOU STOP CUTTING ME OFF AND LET ME FINISH TELL YOU,,SHIT!!


Jay: FINE ! what is it...


Bey: He told me amber might have given him an STD...and*jay interrupts yet again*


Jay: What the FUCK that got to do with you..


Bey: NUGGUH IF YOU LET ME FUCKIN FINISH !!! 


Jay: I’m listening !


Bey: he said when we fucked he forgot to put a condom on, so there is a possibility that I have an STD also ..


Jay: WHOOP ! THATS ON YOU, I AINT FUCKED YOU SO I KNOW I AINT GOT IT ! 


Bey: JAY ,, ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW ! IM OVER HERE STRESSING ABOUT THIS AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THATS ON YOU! WOOOW OKAY


Jay: BEY, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOUR DAMN SELF, IF YOU WOULD HAVE KEPT YOU DAMN LEGS CLOSED YOU WOULD'NT BE GOING THROUGH THIS,,NOW WOULD YOU?


*BEYS PHONE RINGS* "IMA SLANG MY BANG MY BANGS BITCH,PROMISE IMA SLANG THEM HOES,SLANG THEM LIKE CRAZY, YOU COPY CATTER ASS HOES" *Bey answers*


Bey: WHAT ! 


Kanye: hey Bey!


Bey: Don’t hey Bey me, what the fuck you want?


Kanye: well I have some good news and some bad news, good news is I don’t have an STD, bad news is Amber put a hit out on you for fucking her man ! 


Bey: TELL DAT HOE BRING IT ! SHE KNOW WHERE I STAY *Hangs up*


Bey: Well that was obviously Kanye, and he said he doesn't have an STD but I’m still going to get tested any way, and that amber want to fight me because i fucked him -__-  that hoe can get it if she want it !


Jay: * unconcerned * umm,, congratulations ...


Bey: Shawn, why are you acting like this , i thought we moved passed this !


Jay: okay, I’m sorry but the thought of another nigguh in my cookie jar, drives me NUTS !


Bey: well then dont think about it ! if it makes you feel better,, he wasn’t that good,, you are WAY better..


Jay: REALLY? *kool-aid smile*


Bey: mhhmm,,,aaaand ,,Your dick is bigger..


Jay: of course it is ! my dick is bigger than most of these cats out cheaa !


Bey: okay now,Mr.cocky.....haha get it?? "COCK-y"


Jay: haha,, your such a corn ball!,,,,but you my corn ball *kisses her*


Bey: I love you..


Angle and SJ : mommyy !! daddy ! 


Bey: were you guys listen by the door the whole time?


Brooklyn: *yelled from her room* YESSH DEY WERE MOMMY! I TOL DEM TO WEAVE BUT DEY NO WISTEN TO ME!


Angle: mommy whats a Cocky?


SJ: yea and a dick ?


Bey: you guys are too much ! don't ever repeat those words okay! they are adult words that only mommy and daddy can say okay..


Both: yes ma'am.. 


Ang: Tan u feed us now....


SJ: angle we just ate..


Ang: I’m hondry adain ! 


SJ: dats acuz your Fat !


Ang: shut-up you DICK!


SJ: YOU SHUT-UP COCKY !


BEY: BOTH OF YOU GUYS HUSH BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASSES !


*Bey takes the kids downstairs to feed them*


Brooklyn: uhh mommy,, don't hurt dorself ....


Bey: oh hush Brook I got this 


Brook: daddddyyyy,, ! mommy's at it again


Bey:*laughs* you kids are just too much ! 


*Bey finishes feeding the kids and then puts then down for a nap*


Jay Comes in the den where he sees Bey watching TV..


Jay: sooooooo,, how about some make-up sex ! 


Bey: come here sit next to me *pats couch*


*jay sits*


Bey: well I just want to let you know, that I’m sorry for everything and I love you, jay I just want things to go back to normal okay.


Jay: I love you to Bey, and I really do forgive you okay, I want everything to go back to normal as well as you do ... your my boo for life ! now can we please fuck i miss you !


bey: mmhmm, you miss me or my goodies?


Jay: BOTH, NOW COME HERE! *pulls her close and starts to kiss her passionately with his big lips !  he goes down on her and eat her like she is his last meal *


Bey: mmmm,, Jay yessss ! *she thinks carefully now at what name she's calling out*


Jay: Bae, you * lick* taste *lick * sooo * lick * goood

He continues to eat her for a good ten minutes*

Bey: my turn  *winks*

Bey goes down on him slowly starting at the head , eventually she deeps throat and jay busts a HUGE nut inside Bey’s mouth (and she swallowed…nasty bitch) 

Jay: *Gasp* BEY-YUN-SAY ! DID YOU JUST........HOL UP LEMME RUN THAT SHIT THE FUCK BACK !.....YOU JUST SWALLOWED MY PURE WHITE SEMEN !?! (in total shock)

Bey: Of course I did!  That’s My BrayBees Cum !  (LMAO)

Jay: Beyonce!!..... that just turned me the fuck on !! bring your sexy ass over here so I can FUCK your brains out !

Bey: okay but I wanna ride ! , I learned a new trick lemme show you! *Bey gets on top, and begins to swirl*

Jay: DAMN GURL ! 

Bey continues to swirl, & rock, then she turns around in reverse cowgirl position and begins to through it back, and Jay loves every minute of it. Bey releases all her juices on Jay's dick, and Jay explodes inside Bey's pussy as if his dick was a shook up Pepsi bottle, I mean cum just everywhere!  They both have reached their peak and their worn out so they just lay there in the clouds and fall asleep with Jays dick still inside.....
*ABOUT A MONTH IN  A HALF LATER * Everything between bey and jay has been going wonderful, no more talk about infidelity and Kayne's name haven't came up once,, until.....
bey: JAAYY COME HERE !!!
jay goes to where beys at.
jay: wussup bae !?
bey: uhh jay we need to talk.....
jay: what is it??
bey: jay....................im pregnant !
jay: ahh thats GREAT , why the long face??
bey:   jay i im 6 weeks pregnant , and about 6 weeks ago i  had unprotected sex with you and .......and....Kanye , so there is a possibility its not yours !!!!!!


4 comments:

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  2. lmfao. i see someone watches Brian Bee on youtube as well. "My Braybees Cum" lol. cant wait to see wat happens next. these two always got some ish goin on

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  3. oh man..i swear every time they get it together..it falls a fuckin part..smh..come on now Bey..and omg i was dying laughing at her ringtone "ima slang my bangs bitch" lmao yess..i can't wait for the next post..i love this blog

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  4. Daaamn JUST when they gettin it together THIS shit happens! *throws hands in the air*
    I need more!!!!

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