Hey Readers ! how you guys been ? I Apologize for not updating in so long i just have been really buisy , but Lucky for you guys i'm On Summer Break ! I know you guys have probably forgot what happen on the last post so you might want to go back and read a few posts.
Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We're all Lit.. and don't no where we are...
Jay: You did WHAT ?! *Deep Breath* ... Just Stay there ! , take the Keys out of the Ignition , i'm on my way !
(They have a Tracking device on the car, that's how jay is gonna find them)
[ Jays thoughts](Driving)
Damn... this is my fault .. I wasnt watching them close enough and i shouldnt have had this weed around my Kids... I know their not baby's but still ... they could have gotten hu---Did this nigga Just Cut me Off .. *Blows his Horn* FUCKERR !! *Gives them the Finger*
Jay finally Got to where the Brook Shawn Angel and Nem' were at .. But when he walked up to the Car it was empty ..He looked inside the car and noticed it was completely empty. He got nervous at first then realized the girls NEVER go anywhere with out their purses. Even if they did, they ALWAYS had their phones on them.
He flipped through his contacts and called the one person he KNEW for sure wasn't high, his last result was the one person he despised at the moment, Claire.
Claire: Heeeelllllwo?
Jay: Yo Claire where y'all at?
Claire: Umm somewhere hiding in the bushes
Jay: Why?
Claire: Because Julez said he saw a cop car driving towards us and he hopped out the truck and hid in the ditch. Next thing i know i was the only one still in the car.
Jay: Well I'm at the truck now so can you please get them all over here in one piece?
Claire: Yea Hang on
Claire put Jay on hold and did the best she could to get Julez, Raven, Shawn III, Shawn Jr, Brook, Angel,and the rest of the reindeer gang back to the truck where Jay was awaiting.
Jay: Ya know.......I'm too old and y'all too high for me to be dealing with y'all right now. Imma deal with this in the morning when y'all come down from y'alls high
Shane: But daddy
Jay: *holding up his hand to stop him from talking* Son please you're going to blow MY high.
And with that Claire trailed Jay and the reindeer gang back to the hotel.
NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 AM
Jay:*walking in the kids half of the suite* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKE YA'LL ASSSSSSSSSSSES THE FUUUUUUUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP
Raven: Yo Mr. Carter no disrespect and all but it's too early to be all loud like that. It's not Christmas tone the happiness down.
Jay: This happiness comes with being able to get some morning sex from the sexiest woman in the world
Triplets: Dad that's just nasty
Angel: I don't want visuals of how we were made....it's too early for all that
Jay: ANY WAAAAAYS be in the kitchen in 15 minutes or imma tell Y'all mammas about what happened last night
Julez: Uncle Jay, now you KNOW my mamma be letting me smoke with her.
Jay: Lil boy dont test me
Jay left the reindeer gang to get dress and meet the adults for breakfast. They had a nice spread of Bacon, Turkey Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Eggs, Waffles, Pancakes, Fruit, Hash Browns, Oatmeal, Grits, Coffee, Juice and all that fancy stuff. For the most part breakfast was the usual. The adults were recapping the night before festivities with inside jokes while the reindeer gang just sat there lost and sharing "What The Fuck That Supposed to mean" looks between them, until....
Bey: Shane where did you guys go last night?
Bey knew Shane would never lie to her. He was the baby, beside Shawn III, and a spoiled mamma's boy to top it off
Shane: Umm Umm
Shawn: *thoughts* DAMN we screwed
Brook: *thoughts* Why she ask him, he know he can't lie to her
Angel: *thoughts* Goodbye Freedom
Raven: *thoughts* Damn the way Julez chewing on that piece of bacon is so fucking hot
Julez: *thoughts* The way Rae starring at me gone make me give her the D
Claire: *thoughts* This woman already dont like me. If Shane tell her what they did she gone think I had something to do with it....fuuuuuck she never gone like me
Bey: Shane baby just tell me
Jay: Umm Bey we're gonna be late
Jay was saving them from the beat down and lecture Bey was gonna give them if she found out they went out smoking HIS weed.
Bey: Late for what
Jay: *kisses her* Babe just come on so we can get dressed and leave
Bey: Mmmm... Alright ..
* They get ready and Leave*
Solo and The Kids were all in the Suit Chilling , swimming...and Having a Good time .. Then Solo Pulls Raven to the Side to talk
Solo: So Ummm.... I'm Not even gonna beat around the Bush or nothing .... Are you and Julez Fuckin ' !?
Raven: *Chokes on Her Soda* Huh ?
Solo: Girl you Heard me ! Don't Trip , I'm not mad ... i Just wanna Know..
Rae: ...... *coughs* .... Okay ... uhh.. Yes..
Solo" *Knods her head * .... So you on Birth Control cuz yall aint gone be Another Shawn and Claire !
Rae: Oop .. Yes .. yes I am....
Solo: Good Girl... Now you Make sure he Straps up .. okay.. No Slip Ups....
Solo gave Rae a Quick Pat on the Shoulder and walked off... Julez walked up to Rae After Solo walked off...
Julez: So umm.. what was THAT about ?
Rae: You Told your Mother we'er having Sex ?
Julez : Nooo ! ......Ok... Yes...
Rae: Why ?!
Julez: Cuz She Asked ! *Throws Some Cheetoes in His mouth and Laughs*
Rae: I Hope you Choke ....*Rolls eyes and Walks Off*
Scene Change: Jay Took Bey To Dinner to Get away from Everybody for a While... After Dinner They walked on the Beach Hand and Hand ..
Bey: Babe....
Jay: Yes Love ?
Bey: What did the Kids do ? ... I know they Did something ...
Jay: Bey ...
Bey: Jay.. I have a Right to know
Jay: You right ... You Right... Umm.... *scratches head and takes a deep Breath* .......... They Uhm.....
Bey Stops walking and Lets His Hand Go ....
Bey: What is it !
* Jay's Phone Rings* .....
Jay: Hold that Thought...... Hello ?
Brooklyn: *Gasping for Air* D...DAADDD !!! Sh..... *Crying* ...... SHANE JUMPED IN THE POOL AND H.... H ... HIT *GASPING* HIT HIS HEAD AND N... NOW *CRYING AND TRYING TO BREATHE* HE'S NOT BREAAATHHINNG *DROPS PHONE* ....
By this Time Jay Was Already Running to the Car and Bey was Running right behind him not even Knowing what was going on ....
Bey: BABE WHAT HAPPEN TALK TO ME DAMMIT !
Jay had tears Streaming Down his Face , couldn't even get a Word out ..... He Just Got in the Driver seat and Started to drive...
Bey Grabs the Phone and Calls All of their Phones Nobody Answered ... Finally Claire called her back...
Claire: *crying and screaming* Bey ?!
Bey: YEA ! WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN ?! JAY CANT EVEN GATHER UP HIS WORDS TO TELL ME ! ...
Claire: SHANE TRY TO JUMP IN THE POOL AND HIT HIS HEAD... THE PARAMEDICS ARE DOING CPR... HE'S NOT BREATH--- .. * CALL ENDS*
Bey Dropped her phone and Broke Down ..
TBC.... Sorry to End it There Guys ... but I have to Work in the A.M Shout out to My Sis Rae for the Help... and I Will update again Tomorrow ! XOXO - Latrice
6/28/12
3/11/12
Higher than, Higher than, Higher than a Kite !
Hey My BEYutiful Love Muffins!, It's been A Long Time , huh...?.... yeaaa.. Well good thing for you guys im on spring break so ill try to update like Once a Day, twice if your Lucky :)
Kay So on the last Update, jay got into some drama Regarding Anthony, So Bey decided they needed to go on a vacation to relieve some stress. && Out of ALL Paces They Chose Sin City ! ... lets see how this Goes.
Scene: Bey & Jay, Solo & Her Boo thang, Angie & Lebron, and, Kanye & Becky (his new girlfriend), Were all at the Hotel room Sippin' and chillin'. The Kids are at the Beach. Bey had a lil Bit TOO much to drink so she was wildin' !
Bey walks up to jay.
Bey: Aye...
Jay: wassup ?
Bey: umm.. you got some weed ?
Jay: *Laughs hella loud* What !?
Bey: Nigguh you Heard me!
Jay: Bey, you don't smoke..... Knock it off...
Bey: Boy, ima Grown ass women.. I do what i want... Now Roll That Shit up..
Jay Looked at Bey Like she lost her damn mind.
Bey: Why are you staring at me? Light the Shit up..
Kanye: You Better Roll that Blunt Anna May, before Ike Beat Yo ass.. *Laughs*
Jay: HA HA HA, very funny nigguh... *Takes out weed and blunt wrap & starts to roll it*
Bey: Thank you Baby, *Kisses the back of his neck then Walks away*
Solo walk in from the balcony.
Solo*Long Sniff* MMmmm ! Bro Man you holding out. ! Trying to keep it all to Yourself Huh..
Jay: Yea ! but your Crack head ass sister Bust me out ! *Chuckles*
bey: Shut your mouth and Light the damn Blunt..
Solo: WAAIIITTT A MINUTE! HOLD ONNNN... THU , YOU SMOKIN' DRO NOW !?! Thats wassup Gimmie some *Daps her up*
bey: Yaaammmmpp, Baby ThuGG right here... ! *does her lil thuGG face*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Bey runs to the Door and Cracks it then peeks her head. It was ALL the Kids, Brook, Angel, Shawn Jr Shawn III, Claire, Juelz, Raven, Mariah(solo's daughter)Angie's 2 Kids, Jay's 2 Nieces and Brooklyn and Angel's Friend Lexii .
Bey: Nu uh !, hell naw.... Ya'll better gone somewhere...
Brooklyn: *confused face* Mom what are you talking about? Open the Door....
Bey: No , this is a Kids Free Zone.... Go To the mall or something....
Brooklyn: Umm.. I maxed out my credit card... and its too far to walk...
Bey: *shuts the Door*
They were all standing outside the door looking confused as hell..
Angel: man what we gone do?
BRook: Aint this Bout a B--
*Bey opens the Door*
Bey: Here ! * Hands her a Credit card and the Keys to the Navigator* Be careful and responsible... Be back by 8. kay..
Brooklyn: Thanks mom, Love you Bye.
*They leave*
bey Walks into the house, then walks up to Jay... Jay was Hitting the blunt and when he got done he Blew the smoke into beys mouth and she sucked it up as if she was hitting the blunt...
Bey:*Cough cough cough* Damn.... *laughs*
Solo: ahh sis, u week... pass that shit bruh...
jay*passes it*
Solo Starts to toke the blunt till she's damn near having an asthma attack..
Solo_ WHeEEwww !! Thats that Goooddd Grandaddy Kush !
Bey: Puff Puff Pass hoe, you fuckin' up the rotation...*laughs*
Jay: Check you out.... you think you just a lil thuGG huh... O.G...Tripple O.G.. Triple tripple....
Bey: You got that from Friday ! hahahahahahaha....Ahhh... I'm Hungry... *walks in the Kitchen*
Jay: Yeeaa, & i gotta go take a Shit...* Holds stomach and walks to the bathroom* ... *jay opens the door* YOOOOO ! MAN TF !
kanye was sitting on the toilet with his pants down, and Becky was between his legs Slobbing on his Nob !
Ye: Aye man.... You mind...
Becky: *Slurp Slurp* *wipes her Mouth* ...
Jay Shakes his Head and walks out singing " Gimme that BEckaayy" He walks in the Living room laughing his ass off... bey is in the kitchen stuffing lays potato chips in her mouth..
Jay: Ayye Blubber butt, You won't believe what i just seen.. ahhhh hahaha.. funniest shit of my life.
Bey turns around with crumbs all over her face and shirt..." what" ? , she said spitting out chips at the same time..
Jay: *whispers* I just saw Becky giving ye head.... hahahaha, BOP !
Bey: EWw , what a Hoe ! They just met last night.... Mmmm.. Ye better go get his Peter checked..*laughs and stuffs a chip in her mouth* .. Baabee, why am i so Hungry .. It feels like i haven't eating in weeks !
Jay: your just high Love, you'll be alright .... *kisses her forehead then walks out*
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Grr...Jay will yo answer this , its your daughter...*hands jay the phone*
Jay: *answers* Yes Princess...
Brooklyn: Uhhhh Dad... ..... There's been a SLIGHT Mishaps.
Jay: aww Shiet.... What did ya'll do ?
Brooklyn: Well umm..
Jay: Spit it out !
Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We'er all Lit.. and don't no where we are...
TBC !! COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.. ! I'LL UPDATE AGAIN TONIGHT IF I GET ENOUGH FEEDBACK ! THANKS FOR READING , LOVE YOU GUYS !
Kay So on the last Update, jay got into some drama Regarding Anthony, So Bey decided they needed to go on a vacation to relieve some stress. && Out of ALL Paces They Chose Sin City ! ... lets see how this Goes.
Scene: Bey & Jay, Solo & Her Boo thang, Angie & Lebron, and, Kanye & Becky (his new girlfriend), Were all at the Hotel room Sippin' and chillin'. The Kids are at the Beach. Bey had a lil Bit TOO much to drink so she was wildin' !
Bey walks up to jay.
Bey: Aye...
Jay: wassup ?
Bey: umm.. you got some weed ?
Jay: *Laughs hella loud* What !?
Bey: Nigguh you Heard me!
Jay: Bey, you don't smoke..... Knock it off...
Bey: Boy, ima Grown ass women.. I do what i want... Now Roll That Shit up..
Jay Looked at Bey Like she lost her damn mind.
Bey: Why are you staring at me? Light the Shit up..
Kanye: You Better Roll that Blunt Anna May, before Ike Beat Yo ass.. *Laughs*
Jay: HA HA HA, very funny nigguh... *Takes out weed and blunt wrap & starts to roll it*
Bey: Thank you Baby, *Kisses the back of his neck then Walks away*
Solo walk in from the balcony.
Solo*Long Sniff* MMmmm ! Bro Man you holding out. ! Trying to keep it all to Yourself Huh..
Jay: Yea ! but your Crack head ass sister Bust me out ! *Chuckles*
bey: Shut your mouth and Light the damn Blunt..
Solo: WAAIIITTT A MINUTE! HOLD ONNNN... THU , YOU SMOKIN' DRO NOW !?! Thats wassup Gimmie some *Daps her up*
bey: Yaaammmmpp, Baby ThuGG right here... ! *does her lil thuGG face*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Bey runs to the Door and Cracks it then peeks her head. It was ALL the Kids, Brook, Angel, Shawn Jr Shawn III, Claire, Juelz, Raven, Mariah(solo's daughter)Angie's 2 Kids, Jay's 2 Nieces and Brooklyn and Angel's Friend Lexii .
Bey: Nu uh !, hell naw.... Ya'll better gone somewhere...
Brooklyn: *confused face* Mom what are you talking about? Open the Door....
Bey: No , this is a Kids Free Zone.... Go To the mall or something....
Brooklyn: Umm.. I maxed out my credit card... and its too far to walk...
Bey: *shuts the Door*
They were all standing outside the door looking confused as hell..
Angel: man what we gone do?
BRook: Aint this Bout a B--
*Bey opens the Door*
Bey: Here ! * Hands her a Credit card and the Keys to the Navigator* Be careful and responsible... Be back by 8. kay..
Brooklyn: Thanks mom, Love you Bye.
*They leave*
bey Walks into the house, then walks up to Jay... Jay was Hitting the blunt and when he got done he Blew the smoke into beys mouth and she sucked it up as if she was hitting the blunt...
Bey:*Cough cough cough* Damn.... *laughs*
Solo: ahh sis, u week... pass that shit bruh...
jay*passes it*
Solo Starts to toke the blunt till she's damn near having an asthma attack..
Solo_ WHeEEwww !! Thats that Goooddd Grandaddy Kush !
Bey: Puff Puff Pass hoe, you fuckin' up the rotation...*laughs*
Jay: Check you out.... you think you just a lil thuGG huh... O.G...Tripple O.G.. Triple tripple....
Bey: You got that from Friday ! hahahahahahaha....Ahhh... I'm Hungry... *walks in the Kitchen*
Jay: Yeeaa, & i gotta go take a Shit...* Holds stomach and walks to the bathroom* ... *jay opens the door* YOOOOO ! MAN TF !
kanye was sitting on the toilet with his pants down, and Becky was between his legs Slobbing on his Nob !
Ye: Aye man.... You mind...
Becky: *Slurp Slurp* *wipes her Mouth* ...
Jay Shakes his Head and walks out singing " Gimme that BEckaayy" He walks in the Living room laughing his ass off... bey is in the kitchen stuffing lays potato chips in her mouth..
Jay: Ayye Blubber butt, You won't believe what i just seen.. ahhhh hahaha.. funniest shit of my life.
Bey turns around with crumbs all over her face and shirt..." what" ? , she said spitting out chips at the same time..
Jay: *whispers* I just saw Becky giving ye head.... hahahaha, BOP !
Bey: EWw , what a Hoe ! They just met last night.... Mmmm.. Ye better go get his Peter checked..*laughs and stuffs a chip in her mouth* .. Baabee, why am i so Hungry .. It feels like i haven't eating in weeks !
Jay: your just high Love, you'll be alright .... *kisses her forehead then walks out*
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Grr...Jay will yo answer this , its your daughter...*hands jay the phone*
Jay: *answers* Yes Princess...
Brooklyn: Uhhhh Dad... ..... There's been a SLIGHT Mishaps.
Jay: aww Shiet.... What did ya'll do ?
Brooklyn: Well umm..
Jay: Spit it out !
Brooklyn:*Blurts out* We stole some of your weed and got high..... now We'er all Lit.. and don't no where we are...
TBC !! COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.. ! I'LL UPDATE AGAIN TONIGHT IF I GET ENOUGH FEEDBACK ! THANKS FOR READING , LOVE YOU GUYS !
1/29/12
....... Pay Back is a BIIIYAAHHH!
Bey: Shane, turn the TV on please.
Shane turned the TV on and the ten o’clock news was on, as the reporter was speaking bey noticed that they were at the park right down the street from the house. She turned the TV up so that she can hear what the reporter was saying.
Reporter: there has been a vicious accident, a young man who has not yet been identified, was brutally beaten by a couple of park robbers. The young man has been beaten unconciuos, paramentics have rushed him to the hospital, check back in with us later for more information.
Bey: BROOKLYN!!!
Brook came running down the stairs.
“Yes mom?” Brooklyn said out of Breath. “Where is Your Father?” Bey said with suspense in her voice. “I don’t know mom, I haven’t saw him since he took my phone earlier at the party” –Brook
“Why did he take your phone”? –Bey “umm, because Anthony kept texting and calling me, begging for my forgiveness.” Brook
“So He’s Out of Jail?”-Bey “Yea”-Brook. “HOLY FUCKING SHIT! “ –Bey instantly got up and Rushed to the door about to go looking for jay, but as soon as she opened the door jay was walking up, with all black on and sweat dripping down his face. “Jay, where have you been?” Jay had this mean as look on his face “I’ll tell you later, excuse me” shoves bey out of the way. “No, you gone tell me now, where TF have you been?” Jay takes a Deep breath then grabs bey by her arm and takes her into the bathroom.” JAY TF IS YOUR PROBLEM!” “LOOK, I DON’T WANT THE KIDS TO KNOW ANYTHING, ALRIGHT?!” “Jay, please don’t tell me you have anything to do with that shit I just saw on the news” “ahh, Fuck it’s on the news already? Damn.” jay starts pacing back and forth.. “Look Bey, I hired some guys to do it, I was just there watching. And I got a couple of hits in, you don’t touch my child and think you’re going to get away with it” “baby, I understand that your mad, hell I’m pissed TF off too, but you shouldn’t have done it just because of the simple fact that you can go to jail behind this and damage your image as a role model, you know a lot of young boys out there look up to you, you wouldn’t want to ruin that.” “I feel you ma, I was just angry. But there’s nothing I can do, what’s done is done, the only thing we need to worry about is now is no one tracing this back to me.” “Yea your right”
They Begin the Walk out of the Bathroom and as Bey Opens the Door Brooklyn, Angel, Claire and Shawn all collapse on the floor.
“TF, get y’all Nosey asses off the Floor.”- Jay says as a Smile Compelled from his face
“Dad?” –Brooklyn ‘
“Brook” –Jay
“Can we go on a Vacation?”
“I don’t know, you remember the last time we went on vacation, shit got fucked up”
Just then Bey slapped jay in the back of his head so hard, as if she was trying to kill a fly.
“I mean stuff got messed up” –Jay said as he Rubbed his Stinging head.
“Come on Please, it will be Fun”-Brook Begged.
“Hmm, ask your mom”
“Mom, can we?”
“Actually a vacation doesn’t sound like a bad idea, where though?”
Shawn Chimed in, “VEGAS! …SIN CITY! “
“Alright, Last one Packed is a Rotten Egg”-Bey Yelled out
Everyone Ran upstairs’ to pack for this Trip to Sin City! Uh Oh, Let’s see what’s going to Become of this Trip , y’all Remember what happen on the LAST trip……….
TBC>> COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! THNX FOR READINGJ) SORRY SO SHORT!
1/15/12
O_O .......
Hey There My fellow Readers :) Today i tweeted and said that i was ending this blog because i never had time anymore, then my mentions blew up like Mrs.Puff in SpongeBob ! lmao any who... You all Should be Glad to Know that i changed my mind, and i will be Continuing On with this Blog since you guys love it so much :) it really isn't all that Great But Okay... Thank you all , For you Kind words and I will Try to update every-time i get a chance , kay :)) - La'trice ... OH And Shout out To my Sis Ash Pash Mash Potatoes ! :)) Lov ya ^__^ ...
Now on with the story ..
In the last update, Jay got a phone call from ally cat saying that if jay didn't give him his diamond he was gonna hurt his family, the diamond jay had he got it carved into beys ring,, so he had to figure out a way to make give him his diamond and not beys ring...
PAUSE: OMG EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MY BAAAABBBYYY, I WANT TO CONGRATULATE BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ON THEIR LITTLE BEAUTIFUL BABY, BLUE IVY CARTER, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER, I KNOW SHES BEAUTIFUL, BUT I WISH THE MEDIA WOULD GET OFF HER COOCH AND JUST WAIT FOR BEY AND JAY TO GIVE US A PICTURE AND STOP REACHING!, BUT OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM, I FEEL LIKE I HAD THE BABY THAT'S HOW HAPPY I AM... LMAO... && JAY TWEETED TODAY, THAT JUST PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE & GLORY OMG, MY BABY'S CRY AT THE END , GIRL HAD ME IN TEARS!! ,NOW WE JUST WAITING ON MAMA BEY TO TWEET, LETS NOT HOLD OUR BREATHS ON THAT ONE THO, ! HA! LOVE THE CARTERS... OKAY ON WITH THE STORY ,PLAY:
So its now 10:30, Jay and Dave are sitting in the car thinking about this Mess..
Dave: Man, why don't you just Pay him ?
Jay: Dude, he doesn't want money, he wants his diamond..
Dave: Just pay him how ever much the diamond is worth....
Jay: I wish it was that simple, he wants to take the diamond to Tijuana and trade it for drugs ...
Dave: Damn..
*jays phone rings*
Jay: yea
Ally Cat: You got my diamond ?
Jay: Ayye Look man, what if i give you 5 Mil. instead...
Ally: Hmm... 5 million dollars....... How do i know you not fucking around??
Jay: Look Bruh, if i'm Lying i will hand you my gun, to shoot me with it..
Ally: Make it 6 and we got a deal...
Jay: Alright 6 Mil..
Ally: In Cash ! *hangs up*
(Jay)
Man, how am i going to Explain 6 Mil. Missing out of My Account , to bey..
Fuck it ill just tell her...
Jay: Alright man, he's just gonna take the 6 Mil instead of the diamond, thank God..
FAST FORWARD: ( They gave Ally Cat the 6 Mil, in hopes that jay never sees him again, then jay Dropped Dave off and went back Home... Its been a Couple of Months, Finally No more Drama, Claire and Little Shawn III are doing good, She's staying with Bey and Jay right now since Alicia & Swizz Kicked her Out... and eveyonce else is doing Great.)
One Hot Sunny Day in NYC !
Its Shane's 11th Birthday .. Everybody is Kicking back Having a Good time..
Brooklyn and Angel Walk up on the Stage that Jay had Built in there back Yard.
Brooklyn: Good Evening Everyonce, we just want to wish Our baby Brother Shane A very Special Birthday
Angel: WE Love You baby Bro, your the best ! and we want to sing a special happy birthday to you, from the heart..
Brook and Ang. Sing happy birthday to Shane With their Beautiful Voices Sounding Just Like Their mother , who is in the corner Tearing up at how good they sound...
Jay: WHEEWW ! ( imagine the "whew" he did in the 1+1 video he recorded) You guys sound Great!
Both: thanks Daddy ! ^__^
Brooklyn's Phone Rings, and she Silence's it...
Ang: Who was that?
Brook: *deep breath* Anthony's PUNK-ASS... he's been Blowing up my phone since he been out..
Ang. Oooww! you bet not let daddy here you say he's------interupted...
Jay: You bet not let daddy here WHAT ?
Ang: Huh ? Wait wait , Ill be back i think i heard Jesus Calling me... *walks of abruptly*
Jay: Brooklyn, what did she say ? you bet not let me here what ?!
Brooklyn: Dad, just drop it alright...
Jay: ( he can hear the sadness in her voice) whats wrong baby girl..
Brooklyn:......................... dad Anthony's out... and he keeps calling me and texting me blowing up my phone Begging for my forgiveness..
Jay:..... *nods head * ok baby, ill take care of it don't worry...
Brooklyn: Daddy , don't Hurt him...
Jay: I won't... ( in his head) " But i know someone Who will" Lemme see you phone...
Brooklyn Hands him the phone...
Jay: Thank you, you can walk away now... i said i will take care of it...
Brooklyn: *deep Breath* Fine.... *walks away*
Jay looks in her contacts and goes to Anthony's number then sends a Text Message Saying.
" meet me at Glendale Park tonight at 8 so we can work things out, and come alone because i don't want anyone all in our business... kay see you soon..."
Anthony Replied with ..
" okay Love, and Thanks for giving me a second chance "
TBC ! Sorry So short will update Soon :))
Now on with the story ..
In the last update, Jay got a phone call from ally cat saying that if jay didn't give him his diamond he was gonna hurt his family, the diamond jay had he got it carved into beys ring,, so he had to figure out a way to make give him his diamond and not beys ring...
PAUSE: OMG EXCUSE MY IGNORANCE HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MY BAAAABBBYYY, I WANT TO CONGRATULATE BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ON THEIR LITTLE BEAUTIFUL BABY, BLUE IVY CARTER, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER, I KNOW SHES BEAUTIFUL, BUT I WISH THE MEDIA WOULD GET OFF HER COOCH AND JUST WAIT FOR BEY AND JAY TO GIVE US A PICTURE AND STOP REACHING!, BUT OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM, I FEEL LIKE I HAD THE BABY THAT'S HOW HAPPY I AM... LMAO... && JAY TWEETED TODAY, THAT JUST PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE & GLORY OMG, MY BABY'S CRY AT THE END , GIRL HAD ME IN TEARS!! ,NOW WE JUST WAITING ON MAMA BEY TO TWEET, LETS NOT HOLD OUR BREATHS ON THAT ONE THO, ! HA! LOVE THE CARTERS... OKAY ON WITH THE STORY ,PLAY:
So its now 10:30, Jay and Dave are sitting in the car thinking about this Mess..
Dave: Man, why don't you just Pay him ?
Jay: Dude, he doesn't want money, he wants his diamond..
Dave: Just pay him how ever much the diamond is worth....
Jay: I wish it was that simple, he wants to take the diamond to Tijuana and trade it for drugs ...
Dave: Damn..
*jays phone rings*
Jay: yea
Ally Cat: You got my diamond ?
Jay: Ayye Look man, what if i give you 5 Mil. instead...
Ally: Hmm... 5 million dollars....... How do i know you not fucking around??
Jay: Look Bruh, if i'm Lying i will hand you my gun, to shoot me with it..
Ally: Make it 6 and we got a deal...
Jay: Alright 6 Mil..
Ally: In Cash ! *hangs up*
(Jay)
Man, how am i going to Explain 6 Mil. Missing out of My Account , to bey..
Fuck it ill just tell her...
Jay: Alright man, he's just gonna take the 6 Mil instead of the diamond, thank God..
FAST FORWARD: ( They gave Ally Cat the 6 Mil, in hopes that jay never sees him again, then jay Dropped Dave off and went back Home... Its been a Couple of Months, Finally No more Drama, Claire and Little Shawn III are doing good, She's staying with Bey and Jay right now since Alicia & Swizz Kicked her Out... and eveyonce else is doing Great.)
One Hot Sunny Day in NYC !
Its Shane's 11th Birthday .. Everybody is Kicking back Having a Good time..
Brooklyn and Angel Walk up on the Stage that Jay had Built in there back Yard.
Brooklyn: Good Evening Everyonce, we just want to wish Our baby Brother Shane A very Special Birthday
Angel: WE Love You baby Bro, your the best ! and we want to sing a special happy birthday to you, from the heart..
Brook and Ang. Sing happy birthday to Shane With their Beautiful Voices Sounding Just Like Their mother , who is in the corner Tearing up at how good they sound...
Jay: WHEEWW ! ( imagine the "whew" he did in the 1+1 video he recorded) You guys sound Great!
Both: thanks Daddy ! ^__^
Brooklyn's Phone Rings, and she Silence's it...
Ang: Who was that?
Brook: *deep breath* Anthony's PUNK-ASS... he's been Blowing up my phone since he been out..
Ang. Oooww! you bet not let daddy here you say he's------interupted...
Jay: You bet not let daddy here WHAT ?
Ang: Huh ? Wait wait , Ill be back i think i heard Jesus Calling me... *walks of abruptly*
Jay: Brooklyn, what did she say ? you bet not let me here what ?!
Brooklyn: Dad, just drop it alright...
Jay: ( he can hear the sadness in her voice) whats wrong baby girl..
Brooklyn:......................... dad Anthony's out... and he keeps calling me and texting me blowing up my phone Begging for my forgiveness..
Jay:..... *nods head * ok baby, ill take care of it don't worry...
Brooklyn: Daddy , don't Hurt him...
Jay: I won't... ( in his head) " But i know someone Who will" Lemme see you phone...
Brooklyn Hands him the phone...
Jay: Thank you, you can walk away now... i said i will take care of it...
Brooklyn: *deep Breath* Fine.... *walks away*
Jay looks in her contacts and goes to Anthony's number then sends a Text Message Saying.
" meet me at Glendale Park tonight at 8 so we can work things out, and come alone because i don't want anyone all in our business... kay see you soon..."
Anthony Replied with ..
" okay Love, and Thanks for giving me a second chance "
TBC ! Sorry So short will update Soon :))
1/5/12
If it aint one Thing.
Just as things where Drama Free and Going Wonderful, Jay gets this Phone call from an " Anonymous" person, Stating That One of the Dudes Jay used to Drug Deal For in the Back Back BACK Days , Has a Hit out on Jay and His Family because Supposedly Jay Stole Something that was his, and Until he gets it Back , Each Person in His Family will come up Missing, Day after DAY, after DAY, until there is no one Left !
Jay decides Not to tell anyone about his mysterious phone call, because he doesn't want to freak anyone out.
(Jay)
Damn, how did They even get my number... and i don't recall owing anybody shit.. well, besides that one time i robbed that Jewelry store with Ol' dude and didn't give him his cut ,But that was Years Ago.. i heard Dude was Locked up Anyways, aside from that i am a Clean Man, i need to get to the bottom of this..
Jay's phone ring again..
Jay: Hello?
Guy with a Deep Scary voice: Aye Nigget ! remember me ...
Jay: Uhh, Me who..
jay recognized the guys voice but couldn't quite put his finger on who he was.
GWADSV: .. This Ally Cat MuuhhFuckuh !!
Jay: Ohhh.. *laughs* Wassup Cat !
AC: Nigguh Don't Wassup me ! where my Muffuckin Diamond at !
(Jay)
on my wife's Ring Finger
Jay: Say man, i don't know what your talking about...
AC: Yea okay, Keep playing Dumb Bruh, ima enjoy Playing with your little Girls, they Grew up to look Just Like that beautiful SLUT you Married, ! *laughs like a pervert* i want my Diamond By 12 O'clock Midnight, or your Family is GONE! *hangs up*
(Jay)
Gotdammit ! if it aint one thing its a fucking NOTHER !!
(BTW CLAIRE IS AT HOME, THE BABY IS DOING GOOD AND HEALTHY , ITS BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE THE BIRTH OF SHAWN COREY CARTER III :)
Bey come up behind Jay and Grabs him.. Jay Jumps..
Bey: Baby, was Wrong why you so Jumpy..?
Jay: Ohh *nervous Laugh* you scared me that's all..
Bey: aww, im Sorry Pop Pop.... who was that you where talking to on the phone?.
Jay: Huh? oh umm, that was just a bill collector you know they always calling Harassing us, they worse then the pops.. haha *kisses her forehead then walks off*
(Bey)
I been with this man UMPTEEN years, and he don't think i know when he lying.? Hmph... yea okay ima leave it alone for now...
Jay walks back in the room ..
Jay: Hey babe, wheres your wedding ring at..
Bey: umm, i don't knoooow maybe on my Ring finger perhaps.. *flashes ring*
Jay: Don't be Smart.. *chuckles.* Let me see it im gonna go take it to get it cleaned along with mine.
Bey: *hesitant*... umm.. ok *takes the ring off and gives it too him*
Jay: aiight.. Be back in a little while, im gonna go pick up Dave (jay's cousin) so he can ride, then im gonna get the rings clean, and ill be back in a Jiff.. kay *kisses her and walks off..*
(Bey)
Why is this boy acting so weird , and since when do we get our rings cleaned....... hmm.. something is defiantly up!
So a little FYI: Jay and Ally Cat Robbed a jewelry Shop Years ago and Stole this Really Big Diamond that was worth grip of money, jay took it down to the shop to get it Cut in half, in the mean time Ally cat ended up getting Locked up for other reasons and jay Kept his half as well as Ally Cats half of the diamond, eventually jay got Ally cats Half of the Diamond Carved into Beys Wedding ring, and the other half he Traded in and Payed for The Triplets College Funds. Jay Knows that Alley Cat means Business he has A lot of connections, and he also has a leak in the FBI. So the only hope that jay has to protect his Family is Bey's precious and most sentimental Wedding ring. and its not like he could just go buy another one, because there is no duplicate of this ring, jay had it hand made and carved just right to his liking's.. it is now 10:30 pm so and Jay has until 12:00 to figure out Something or else.....................
Jay decides Not to tell anyone about his mysterious phone call, because he doesn't want to freak anyone out.
(Jay)
Damn, how did They even get my number... and i don't recall owing anybody shit.. well, besides that one time i robbed that Jewelry store with Ol' dude and didn't give him his cut ,But that was Years Ago.. i heard Dude was Locked up Anyways, aside from that i am a Clean Man, i need to get to the bottom of this..
Jay's phone ring again..
Jay: Hello?
Guy with a Deep Scary voice: Aye Nigget ! remember me ...
Jay: Uhh, Me who..
jay recognized the guys voice but couldn't quite put his finger on who he was.
GWADSV: .. This Ally Cat MuuhhFuckuh !!
Jay: Ohhh.. *laughs* Wassup Cat !
AC: Nigguh Don't Wassup me ! where my Muffuckin Diamond at !
(Jay)
on my wife's Ring Finger
Jay: Say man, i don't know what your talking about...
AC: Yea okay, Keep playing Dumb Bruh, ima enjoy Playing with your little Girls, they Grew up to look Just Like that beautiful SLUT you Married, ! *laughs like a pervert* i want my Diamond By 12 O'clock Midnight, or your Family is GONE! *hangs up*
(Jay)
Gotdammit ! if it aint one thing its a fucking NOTHER !!
(BTW CLAIRE IS AT HOME, THE BABY IS DOING GOOD AND HEALTHY , ITS BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE THE BIRTH OF SHAWN COREY CARTER III :)
Bey come up behind Jay and Grabs him.. Jay Jumps..
Bey: Baby, was Wrong why you so Jumpy..?
Jay: Ohh *nervous Laugh* you scared me that's all..
Bey: aww, im Sorry Pop Pop.... who was that you where talking to on the phone?.
Jay: Huh? oh umm, that was just a bill collector you know they always calling Harassing us, they worse then the pops.. haha *kisses her forehead then walks off*
(Bey)
I been with this man UMPTEEN years, and he don't think i know when he lying.? Hmph... yea okay ima leave it alone for now...
Jay walks back in the room ..
Jay: Hey babe, wheres your wedding ring at..
Bey: umm, i don't knoooow maybe on my Ring finger perhaps.. *flashes ring*
Jay: Don't be Smart.. *chuckles.* Let me see it im gonna go take it to get it cleaned along with mine.
Bey: *hesitant*... umm.. ok *takes the ring off and gives it too him*
Jay: aiight.. Be back in a little while, im gonna go pick up Dave (jay's cousin) so he can ride, then im gonna get the rings clean, and ill be back in a Jiff.. kay *kisses her and walks off..*
(Bey)
Why is this boy acting so weird , and since when do we get our rings cleaned....... hmm.. something is defiantly up!
So a little FYI: Jay and Ally Cat Robbed a jewelry Shop Years ago and Stole this Really Big Diamond that was worth grip of money, jay took it down to the shop to get it Cut in half, in the mean time Ally cat ended up getting Locked up for other reasons and jay Kept his half as well as Ally Cats half of the diamond, eventually jay got Ally cats Half of the Diamond Carved into Beys Wedding ring, and the other half he Traded in and Payed for The Triplets College Funds. Jay Knows that Alley Cat means Business he has A lot of connections, and he also has a leak in the FBI. So the only hope that jay has to protect his Family is Bey's precious and most sentimental Wedding ring. and its not like he could just go buy another one, because there is no duplicate of this ring, jay had it hand made and carved just right to his liking's.. it is now 10:30 pm so and Jay has until 12:00 to figure out Something or else.....................
1/3/12
Baby Births & Anonymous Callers ,Oh My !
Jay: *Deep Breath* Nope, IDGAF I'M KILLING HIM !! AS SOON AS THEY LET THAT LIL NIGGUH OUT THE JOINT ! ITS OVER, ITS A WRAP ! YOU NOT ABOUT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY BABY, AND EXPECT TO LIVE ! HELL NAW, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ! HE GOT THE GAME, FUCKED ! UP ! .....
Bey: Jay Stop Talking Crazy , i know your mad, i'm mad as fuck to.. but don't go and do anything stupid that can jeopardize you or us.
PAUSE: ( Don't Forget Anthony is Monica and Shannon Browns Son) PLAY
Monica & Shannon Brown Walks up.
Monica: OMFG !! HOW CAN YOUR DAUGHTER PRESS CHARGES ON MY SON! SHE MUST OF PROVOKED HIM OR SOMETHING, HE'S NOT JUST GONNA PUT HIS HANDS ON HER FOR NO DAMN REASON!
Bey: *Rolls her neck Around so that she's Facing Monica* LOOK! *FINGER IN FACE* YOUR SON HAS NO RIGHT TO BE PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY DAUGHTER AT ALL ! PROVOKED OR NOT, YOU GUYS NEVER TAUGHT YOUR BOYS NOT TO HIT GIRLS ? I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PARENTS ARE YOU TO ALLOW THIS.. DAMN RIGHT SHE'S PRESSING CHARGES, AND THERE AINT SHIT YOU CAN SAY OR DO TO CHANGE THAT , IT'S FINAL. NEXT TIME TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS SOME MANNERS AND YOU WON'T BE IN THIS SITUATION! *TURNS TO LEAVE*
SHANNON: (TO JAY) LOOK MAN, NO HARD FEELINGS, WHAT MY SON DID WAS WRONG, AND I APOLOGIZE.
JAY: WELL YOU CAN KEEP THAT WEAK ASS APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS , BECAUSE MY BABY GIRL IS STILL IN THERE HURT.. YOUR APOLOGY DID NOT TAKE AWAY HER BLACK EYES OR BUSTED LIPS, AND THAT LITTLE STUPID MOTHER FUCKER ALMOST KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.. AND YOU WANT ME TO EXCEPT YOUR WHACK AS APOLOGY, FUCK OUT OF HERE ! YOU BETTER BETTER KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HIM WHEN HE GETS OUT TOO... *WALKS OFF*
IN SIDE THE POLICE STATION
officer: Okay ms.carter (brook) your free to go, Anthony is locked away in a cell and will be sentenced to 3 to for months. he will have several court dates regarding this case these of which you do not have to attend if you do not please. We have the Full case and that is all we need... would you like to Attend ?
Everybody: HELL NO !
officer: whoo,, okay.. i will let the judge know that the case is closed and the ruling is final.. thank you for your time. and if you feel you need to go to the Hospital, Mr & Mrs. Brown ( Mon & Shan) will have to pay your Expenses ..
Jay: I Don't need them Paying for SHIT ! Lets Go Yall..
*They Leave*
ABOUT 2 MONTHS has Passed and Everything Is going nice and Clam, All of Brooklyn's Wounds have healed, Claire and Shawn Is expecting there baby ANY Day Now, Juelz and Raven's Relationship had Gotten Stronger , and so on and so forth.
It's 5 O'clock in the Morning on Saturday At the Carters Residence.
Claire: *Morning Voice* Shawn, Baby Wake up...
Shawn: * Snoring Uncontrollably Loud *
Claire: Shawn ! *Nudges him* .............
Shawn: * Breathes in and Chokes on his Snore*
Claire: *Slaps His Face* SHAWN ! GET TF UP !
Shawn: *Jumps up* DAMN ! wtf ! Why you Do that !? *rubs face*
Claire: Sorry ! you wouldn't wake up !
Shawn: Well ......what is it ?
Claire: Look.... *Points to the bed between her legs*
Shawn: Did you Piss Yourself ?? Ewwl... That's Extremely Unattractive...!
Claire: No You IDIOT ! ..... got your so Stupid.... *Tries to get up out the bed, but her belly is weighing her down*
Shawn: Wait... is that.....Do you...... ohhh SHIT! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
(This boy is Yelling Like a Maniac and Mind you its FIVE O'clock in the Morning)
*bey comes Running in With her Rollers in her Head, No Pants and Jay's Shirt *
Bey: WHAT IS IT !?!
Shawn: CLAIRE'S WATER BROKE !!!
Bey: Okay Calm Down, Claire Honey How you Feeling ??
Claire: Heeee heeee Haa haaa *breathing* im... *Gasp* Ooowww!! .... im... okay...
Bey: Okay, About How Far apart are the Contractions ?
Claire: uhhh....*breathing* Mmm.... about....aaahhhhh!! .... Dammit ! ....... About 6 minutes....
Bey: Ohh SHit ! we gotta GO !
* They Pack up and Rush Claire Off to the Hospital*
AT THE HOSPITAL....
Claire: Baby ! Please Get your Elbow Out of Mommy's Bladder!!!! *looking down at her stomach*
Doctor: Ohhhh Kay Hun, Get ready ........ Set......PUSSSSHHHHHH!!
Claire: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MMMMM!!!! GRRRR!
Doctor: Good Job Honey, Good Job another BIG one!
Claire: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH IT HURTS !!! FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!! * SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF SHAWN'S HAND*
Doctor: OKay LAST one !! Ready PUUUUSSHH!!
Claire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BREAKS SHAWN'S HAND* (JK)
Shawn The Third: Waaaaaa ! *crying*
Everybody: Awwwww !! He's so cute !
Jay: Hey Lil man....... Psh, i Can't believe i'm a Grandpa.....
Claire: Can i see my baby.... *holds him and starts to tear up*
Alicia and Swizz Walks in..
Claire: MOM ! DAD !........
Alicia: Hey baby,... im sorry i couldnt NOT be here for the birth of my Grandchild For the Life of me..
Swizz: WE Forgive you Baby Girl...
They All Enjoy The birth of Little Shawn The Third and Rejoice..
I know what your thinking " Awww, what a Happy Ending" right ? WRONG!
Just as things where Drama Free and Going Wonderful, Jay gets this Phone call from an " Anonymous" person, Stating That One of the Dudes Jay used to Drug Deal For in the Back Back BACK Days , Has a Hit out on Jay and His Family because Supposedly Jay Stole Something that was his, and Until he gets it Back , Each Person in His Family will come up Missing, Day after DAY, after DAY, until there is no one Left !
TBC !!
Bey: Jay Stop Talking Crazy , i know your mad, i'm mad as fuck to.. but don't go and do anything stupid that can jeopardize you or us.
PAUSE: ( Don't Forget Anthony is Monica and Shannon Browns Son) PLAY
Monica & Shannon Brown Walks up.
Monica: OMFG !! HOW CAN YOUR DAUGHTER PRESS CHARGES ON MY SON! SHE MUST OF PROVOKED HIM OR SOMETHING, HE'S NOT JUST GONNA PUT HIS HANDS ON HER FOR NO DAMN REASON!
Bey: *Rolls her neck Around so that she's Facing Monica* LOOK! *FINGER IN FACE* YOUR SON HAS NO RIGHT TO BE PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY DAUGHTER AT ALL ! PROVOKED OR NOT, YOU GUYS NEVER TAUGHT YOUR BOYS NOT TO HIT GIRLS ? I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PARENTS ARE YOU TO ALLOW THIS.. DAMN RIGHT SHE'S PRESSING CHARGES, AND THERE AINT SHIT YOU CAN SAY OR DO TO CHANGE THAT , IT'S FINAL. NEXT TIME TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS SOME MANNERS AND YOU WON'T BE IN THIS SITUATION! *TURNS TO LEAVE*
SHANNON: (TO JAY) LOOK MAN, NO HARD FEELINGS, WHAT MY SON DID WAS WRONG, AND I APOLOGIZE.
JAY: WELL YOU CAN KEEP THAT WEAK ASS APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS , BECAUSE MY BABY GIRL IS STILL IN THERE HURT.. YOUR APOLOGY DID NOT TAKE AWAY HER BLACK EYES OR BUSTED LIPS, AND THAT LITTLE STUPID MOTHER FUCKER ALMOST KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.. AND YOU WANT ME TO EXCEPT YOUR WHACK AS APOLOGY, FUCK OUT OF HERE ! YOU BETTER BETTER KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HIM WHEN HE GETS OUT TOO... *WALKS OFF*
IN SIDE THE POLICE STATION
officer: Okay ms.carter (brook) your free to go, Anthony is locked away in a cell and will be sentenced to 3 to for months. he will have several court dates regarding this case these of which you do not have to attend if you do not please. We have the Full case and that is all we need... would you like to Attend ?
Everybody: HELL NO !
officer: whoo,, okay.. i will let the judge know that the case is closed and the ruling is final.. thank you for your time. and if you feel you need to go to the Hospital, Mr & Mrs. Brown ( Mon & Shan) will have to pay your Expenses ..
Jay: I Don't need them Paying for SHIT ! Lets Go Yall..
*They Leave*
ABOUT 2 MONTHS has Passed and Everything Is going nice and Clam, All of Brooklyn's Wounds have healed, Claire and Shawn Is expecting there baby ANY Day Now, Juelz and Raven's Relationship had Gotten Stronger , and so on and so forth.
It's 5 O'clock in the Morning on Saturday At the Carters Residence.
Claire: *Morning Voice* Shawn, Baby Wake up...
Shawn: * Snoring Uncontrollably Loud *
Claire: Shawn ! *Nudges him* .............
Shawn: * Breathes in and Chokes on his Snore*
Claire: *Slaps His Face* SHAWN ! GET TF UP !
Shawn: *Jumps up* DAMN ! wtf ! Why you Do that !? *rubs face*
Claire: Sorry ! you wouldn't wake up !
Shawn: Well ......what is it ?
Claire: Look.... *Points to the bed between her legs*
Shawn: Did you Piss Yourself ?? Ewwl... That's Extremely Unattractive...!
Claire: No You IDIOT ! ..... got your so Stupid.... *Tries to get up out the bed, but her belly is weighing her down*
Shawn: Wait... is that.....Do you...... ohhh SHIT! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
(This boy is Yelling Like a Maniac and Mind you its FIVE O'clock in the Morning)
*bey comes Running in With her Rollers in her Head, No Pants and Jay's Shirt *
Bey: WHAT IS IT !?!
Shawn: CLAIRE'S WATER BROKE !!!
Bey: Okay Calm Down, Claire Honey How you Feeling ??
Claire: Heeee heeee Haa haaa *breathing* im... *Gasp* Ooowww!! .... im... okay...
Bey: Okay, About How Far apart are the Contractions ?
Claire: uhhh....*breathing* Mmm.... about....aaahhhhh!! .... Dammit ! ....... About 6 minutes....
Bey: Ohh SHit ! we gotta GO !
* They Pack up and Rush Claire Off to the Hospital*
AT THE HOSPITAL....
Claire: Baby ! Please Get your Elbow Out of Mommy's Bladder!!!! *looking down at her stomach*
Doctor: Ohhhh Kay Hun, Get ready ........ Set......PUSSSSHHHHHH!!
Claire: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MMMMM!!!! GRRRR!
Doctor: Good Job Honey, Good Job another BIG one!
Claire: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH IT HURTS !!! FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!! * SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF SHAWN'S HAND*
Doctor: OKay LAST one !! Ready PUUUUSSHH!!
Claire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BREAKS SHAWN'S HAND* (JK)
Shawn The Third: Waaaaaa ! *crying*
Everybody: Awwwww !! He's so cute !
Jay: Hey Lil man....... Psh, i Can't believe i'm a Grandpa.....
Claire: Can i see my baby.... *holds him and starts to tear up*
Alicia and Swizz Walks in..
Claire: MOM ! DAD !........
Alicia: Hey baby,... im sorry i couldnt NOT be here for the birth of my Grandchild For the Life of me..
Swizz: WE Forgive you Baby Girl...
They All Enjoy The birth of Little Shawn The Third and Rejoice..
I know what your thinking " Awww, what a Happy Ending" right ? WRONG!
Just as things where Drama Free and Going Wonderful, Jay gets this Phone call from an " Anonymous" person, Stating That One of the Dudes Jay used to Drug Deal For in the Back Back BACK Days , Has a Hit out on Jay and His Family because Supposedly Jay Stole Something that was his, and Until he gets it Back , Each Person in His Family will come up Missing, Day after DAY, after DAY, until there is no one Left !
TBC !!
1/1/12
D.R.A.M.A
Man !! i haven't updated since Last Year !! haha.. okay on with the story.. SO when we left off Bey and Jay had just found out that Brooklyn and Anthony Had Sex , Jay was so pissed he ended the Vacation Early and they all went back to NY, he called Anthony a Second plane because he wanted NOTHING to do with him. Bey and Jay had Agreed to let Claire Stay with them since her parents kicked her out when they found out she was pregnant, IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS since the France Vacation , Claire is now 7 months and has gotten Huge, she is still going to school though which is a good thing. Anthony and Brooklyn have only been seeing each other at school since jay and bey banned him from the house.
Mkay, Here we Go.
SCENE: East Valley High , NY '
Its Lunch time , Claire , Shawn, Brooklyn , and Angel are sitting at the Lunch Table, Juelz walks up with this serious Look on his face.
Juelz: Aye Cuz , can i talk to you real Quick..
Brook: Yea wassup ? why you look mad..
Juelz: man, you need to check ya dude, !
Brook: who ? Ant ? what he do..?
Juelz: Dat nigguh going around Hollin " Yeaa i Banged Brooklyn Carter , " ...
Brook: WHAT !?! who told you this !?
Juelz: My Patna Came up to me like " Yea , you cousins with Brooklyn Huh? " i said yea.. then he said " Man wassup, my homie Ant Said she Easy , im tryin get a hook up " i Told that Bustuh To step , then he was like " man i just need a Quick Suck" then i Knocked Dude out !
Brooklyn: WHATTT THE FUUUUCKK !!
Juelz: Yup ! ,, Just happen Bout 5 minutes Ago.. '
Brooklyn: Urrrggggg !! i'm So PISSED !! ** Storms Off to go find Anthony..**
Juelz walks over to the table and tells Angel and them what happen..Shawn was ready to knock out dude , and Anthony..
SCENE CHANGE: At the Carter's Residence..
Bey was sitting on Jay's Lap pouting because Rihanna was on her way over to their house to use their studio since she was in Town..
Bey: * whining* Baaaaaaaabbbe, why does she have to come here !...
Jay: *Playfully Slaps beys Thigh* Stop being like that ... what has she ever done to you..
Bey: ....*smacks lips* ... Ohh you remember that one time she ran into me, Forehead first , then gone say *mocks her accent* Ohhh eeem Soooo sorreeeyy Beeeyyaah ! *laughs*
Jay: *laughing* you wrong bey, you wrong...
Bey: haha, i know.... *kisses him*
Jay Starts to suck on Beys Neck Placing Hickies all over it..
Things were just starting to get heated when all of a sudden * DING DONG*
Bey starts to suck on jays neck completely ignoring the doorbell because she knew it was ForeHe...i mean Rihanna..
Jay: Bae, come now i gotta get the door....*bey keeps sucking his neck* Babe ! stop now.....
Bey: No ! *continues sucking his neck*
Jay Grabs bey then throws her onto the bed: Get off ,,you Leach ! *laughing*
Bey: * Laughing* Ima Get you ! *jumps up and tries to get jay*
Jay runs downstairs and answers the door before Bey catches him
*opens door*
Jay: Ayye Wassup Rih come on in...
Rih: hey, Jeey ! wheres Bey....
Jay: umm, hol up.. BEYY!! WHERE U AT BABE, RIH'S HERE..
Bey puts her "Actress" on and comes downstairs ..
Bey: hey Girl ! *fake smiles*
Rih: Heyy Beeyy!
Jay: so umm, what u working on..
Rih: oh this new song i just wrote, i couldn't stop thinking about it so i had to come Lay it down..
Jay: Ohh okay thats wassup,.. Well Make your self at home, you know where everything is at ..
Rih: yea,, thanks...
Bey: Babe, im gonna go get the kids from school do you need anything?
Jay: umm, do you wanna grab dinner or do you want me too cook ?
Bey: Do you feel like cooking ?
Jay: Sure...
Bey: ... nah never mind, i want some pop eyes... haha *grabs keys and walks out*
Rih: Daayym, Yall be gettin' dawn huh ?
Jay: what ? ... what u talking about..
Rih: I see all thum Hickies all ova ya Necks.. *laughs*
Jay: ohh.. *chuckles* yea beys a lil wild Thang.. but umm.. yea studio's all ready for ya....
Rih: ohh, aha.. okaah! * walks into the studio*
SCENE CHANGE: at the School Bey Drives up and see's Shawn , Juelz , and Anthony in hand Cuffs.... Brooklyn has her Face Buried in Angels chest Crying, and Angel was rubbing her back consoling her.. Bey jumps out of the car and runs over to where they are..
Bey: WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN ?!?!
Officer: Ma'am Are these your Kids?
Bey: YES ! THIS IS MY SON , AND NEPHEW... AND THAT'S MY DAUGHTER OVER THERE! WHAT HAPPEN??
Office: Well it Seems we Have a Case of Domestic Violence, This young Man *points to Anthony* Was Fighting her *points to Brook* and These Two * points to Juelz and Shawn* Stepped in to Defend her, leaving this boy Anthony Here, Dazed and Confused From Trauma to the Head.
BEY: *in total shock* YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BASTARD BUT HIS HANDS ON MY BABY!! *RUNS TO BROOKLYN* ARE YOU OKAY BABY?
Brooklyn Lifts her head up , Reveling Her Busted Lip, Black eye, and Broken Nose........
Bey: OHHHH HEELLLLLLL NAAAWW !! OFFICER GET THAT BOY AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL HIM. BROOKLYN TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN!
Brook: *sniff sniff* Well, Juelz Came up to me at Lunch and said That Anthony was going around Telling everyone that we Smashed, and that i was an Easy and a bunch of other mess. so i went up to him and confronted him and he started to show out in front of his Friends, calling me all kinds of Bitches and whores ! So i Pushed him and walked away, then he Grabbed my shoulder, i turned around and BOOM, he Side busted me, then he just Kept punching and Kicking me *Still crying* and..... and i was trying to fight back but he was to strong, then finally Juelz and Shawn Came to rescue me..
Bey is in tears from her Rage, she's so pissed she's shaking..
Bey: Baby, im soooo Sorry this happen ... & your Defiantly Pressing Charges so lets go Down to the Police Station right now.. Shawn you Drive, i'm waaay to Heated Right now.. They all Get in the Car and head to the Police Station , Bey called Jay on the way.
At The Police Station:
Jay runs in !
Jay: WHAT HAPPEN , I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD. *LOOKS OVER AT BROOK* BABY GIRL !!! WHAT HAPPEN !! WHO DID THIS TOO YOU..
Brook: ................*sniff* ........... Anthony .
Jay: .........WHAT !
Brooklyn tells Jay the entire Story of what happen..
Jay was just sitting there in silence .. then he got up.
BOOM !!
He through his phone against the wall and it shattered into pieces.. then he stormed out of the Police Station. Bey Runs After him..
Bey: Babe, Calm Down.... Please...
Jay: nahh, Fuck that ! Ima KILL that Nigguh !! *pacing back and forth and crying*
Bey: Babe, i know your mad but please, we need your support right now..
Jay: *Deep Breath* Nope, IDGAF I'M KILLING HIM !! AS SOON AS THEY LET THAT LIL NIGGUH OUT THE JOINT ! ITS OVER, ITS A WRAP ! YOU NOT ABOUT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY BABY, AND EXPECT TO LIVE ! HELL NAW, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ! HE GOT THE GAME, FUCKED ! UP ! .....
TBC ! ( sorry so short, Gottuh go out to Dinner with the Fam, may update again Later when i get back though)
Mkay, Here we Go.
SCENE: East Valley High , NY '
Its Lunch time , Claire , Shawn, Brooklyn , and Angel are sitting at the Lunch Table, Juelz walks up with this serious Look on his face.
Juelz: Aye Cuz , can i talk to you real Quick..
Brook: Yea wassup ? why you look mad..
Juelz: man, you need to check ya dude, !
Brook: who ? Ant ? what he do..?
Juelz: Dat nigguh going around Hollin " Yeaa i Banged Brooklyn Carter , " ...
Brook: WHAT !?! who told you this !?
Juelz: My Patna Came up to me like " Yea , you cousins with Brooklyn Huh? " i said yea.. then he said " Man wassup, my homie Ant Said she Easy , im tryin get a hook up " i Told that Bustuh To step , then he was like " man i just need a Quick Suck" then i Knocked Dude out !
Brooklyn: WHATTT THE FUUUUCKK !!
Juelz: Yup ! ,, Just happen Bout 5 minutes Ago.. '
Brooklyn: Urrrggggg !! i'm So PISSED !! ** Storms Off to go find Anthony..**
Juelz walks over to the table and tells Angel and them what happen..Shawn was ready to knock out dude , and Anthony..
SCENE CHANGE: At the Carter's Residence..
Bey was sitting on Jay's Lap pouting because Rihanna was on her way over to their house to use their studio since she was in Town..
Bey: * whining* Baaaaaaaabbbe, why does she have to come here !...
Jay: *Playfully Slaps beys Thigh* Stop being like that ... what has she ever done to you..
Bey: ....*smacks lips* ... Ohh you remember that one time she ran into me, Forehead first , then gone say *mocks her accent* Ohhh eeem Soooo sorreeeyy Beeeyyaah ! *laughs*
Jay: *laughing* you wrong bey, you wrong...
Bey: haha, i know.... *kisses him*
Jay Starts to suck on Beys Neck Placing Hickies all over it..
Things were just starting to get heated when all of a sudden * DING DONG*
Bey starts to suck on jays neck completely ignoring the doorbell because she knew it was ForeHe...i mean Rihanna..
Jay: Bae, come now i gotta get the door....*bey keeps sucking his neck* Babe ! stop now.....
Bey: No ! *continues sucking his neck*
Jay Grabs bey then throws her onto the bed: Get off ,,you Leach ! *laughing*
Bey: * Laughing* Ima Get you ! *jumps up and tries to get jay*
Jay runs downstairs and answers the door before Bey catches him
*opens door*
Jay: Ayye Wassup Rih come on in...
Rih: hey, Jeey ! wheres Bey....
Jay: umm, hol up.. BEYY!! WHERE U AT BABE, RIH'S HERE..
Bey puts her "Actress" on and comes downstairs ..
Bey: hey Girl ! *fake smiles*
Rih: Heyy Beeyy!
Jay: so umm, what u working on..
Rih: oh this new song i just wrote, i couldn't stop thinking about it so i had to come Lay it down..
Jay: Ohh okay thats wassup,.. Well Make your self at home, you know where everything is at ..
Rih: yea,, thanks...
Bey: Babe, im gonna go get the kids from school do you need anything?
Jay: umm, do you wanna grab dinner or do you want me too cook ?
Bey: Do you feel like cooking ?
Jay: Sure...
Bey: ... nah never mind, i want some pop eyes... haha *grabs keys and walks out*
Rih: Daayym, Yall be gettin' dawn huh ?
Jay: what ? ... what u talking about..
Rih: I see all thum Hickies all ova ya Necks.. *laughs*
Jay: ohh.. *chuckles* yea beys a lil wild Thang.. but umm.. yea studio's all ready for ya....
Rih: ohh, aha.. okaah! * walks into the studio*
SCENE CHANGE: at the School Bey Drives up and see's Shawn , Juelz , and Anthony in hand Cuffs.... Brooklyn has her Face Buried in Angels chest Crying, and Angel was rubbing her back consoling her.. Bey jumps out of the car and runs over to where they are..
Bey: WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN ?!?!
Officer: Ma'am Are these your Kids?
Bey: YES ! THIS IS MY SON , AND NEPHEW... AND THAT'S MY DAUGHTER OVER THERE! WHAT HAPPEN??
Office: Well it Seems we Have a Case of Domestic Violence, This young Man *points to Anthony* Was Fighting her *points to Brook* and These Two * points to Juelz and Shawn* Stepped in to Defend her, leaving this boy Anthony Here, Dazed and Confused From Trauma to the Head.
BEY: *in total shock* YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BASTARD BUT HIS HANDS ON MY BABY!! *RUNS TO BROOKLYN* ARE YOU OKAY BABY?
Brooklyn Lifts her head up , Reveling Her Busted Lip, Black eye, and Broken Nose........
Bey: OHHHH HEELLLLLLL NAAAWW !! OFFICER GET THAT BOY AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL HIM. BROOKLYN TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN!
Brook: *sniff sniff* Well, Juelz Came up to me at Lunch and said That Anthony was going around Telling everyone that we Smashed, and that i was an Easy and a bunch of other mess. so i went up to him and confronted him and he started to show out in front of his Friends, calling me all kinds of Bitches and whores ! So i Pushed him and walked away, then he Grabbed my shoulder, i turned around and BOOM, he Side busted me, then he just Kept punching and Kicking me *Still crying* and..... and i was trying to fight back but he was to strong, then finally Juelz and Shawn Came to rescue me..
Bey is in tears from her Rage, she's so pissed she's shaking..
Bey: Baby, im soooo Sorry this happen ... & your Defiantly Pressing Charges so lets go Down to the Police Station right now.. Shawn you Drive, i'm waaay to Heated Right now.. They all Get in the Car and head to the Police Station , Bey called Jay on the way.
At The Police Station:
Jay runs in !
Jay: WHAT HAPPEN , I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD. *LOOKS OVER AT BROOK* BABY GIRL !!! WHAT HAPPEN !! WHO DID THIS TOO YOU..
Brook: ................*sniff* ........... Anthony .
Jay: .........WHAT !
Brooklyn tells Jay the entire Story of what happen..
Jay was just sitting there in silence .. then he got up.
BOOM !!
He through his phone against the wall and it shattered into pieces.. then he stormed out of the Police Station. Bey Runs After him..
Bey: Babe, Calm Down.... Please...
Jay: nahh, Fuck that ! Ima KILL that Nigguh !! *pacing back and forth and crying*
Bey: Babe, i know your mad but please, we need your support right now..
Jay: *Deep Breath* Nope, IDGAF I'M KILLING HIM !! AS SOON AS THEY LET THAT LIL NIGGUH OUT THE JOINT ! ITS OVER, ITS A WRAP ! YOU NOT ABOUT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY BABY, AND EXPECT TO LIVE ! HELL NAW, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ! HE GOT THE GAME, FUCKED ! UP ! .....
TBC ! ( sorry so short, Gottuh go out to Dinner with the Fam, may update again Later when i get back though)
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