11/10/11

Ummm,, Can't think of title for this post

Okay so its after school and bey has picked up the kids and are on they're way home. 
At the carters Residence 
they all walk in the house where Jay is preparing dinner. 


Bey: Hey babe?


Jay: yes ?


Bey: your kids have to talk to you.


Jay: wassup kids?


Shawn: well i guess i'll go first . I wanted to know if Claire could come over for dinner ?


Jay: who ? Alicia's Daughter ? (Alicia Keys that is)


Shawn: yea.. umm Remember her ?


Jay: Yea i Remember.. umm.. Shawn are you guys dating or just friends ? Don't lie either ....


Shawn: *nervous* we're dating..


Jay: ....... Oh .. okay...


Shawn: okay ?? 


Jay: yea nigguh, i said okay, now get out before i change my mind..


Shawn: Aiight , thanks dad.. *leaves*


Jay: Who's next ??


Brooklyn: me daddy ... 


Jay: what is it baby girl ? .... oh no ... your dating too?? not my baby girl... who is he where he live , who are his parents, is he any gangs, ..(keeps going on and on)


Brooklyn: whoo whoo whoo ! daddy.. calm down.. is not in any gangs, his Parents are Monica and Shannon Brown, he Lives Right up the street and he's a really nice well mannered boy.


Jay: ...*silent*................ okay..... 


Brooklyn: He can Come ??


Jay: *deep breath* Yea,....


Brooklyn: Kiiiiii!! thanks Daddy ! *kisses him on the cheek then runs upstairs to call Anthony*


Jay: Your turn Angel..


Angel: well, im not dating anybody.... but Melissa and Raven is coming over too , but you already know them.


Jay: ohh okay...


Shane: daddy i have a girlfriend too ! 


Jay: *turns around from the stove* what ?!


Shane: just kidding daddy ! *laughs* but can i play your X-box Connect ?


Jay: *whipes forhead* Phew ! *laughs* sure lil man, go Ahead...


Bey: *laughing like shit* damn, our kids are a mess ! 


Jay: .. bey ??... do you think the're.... well you know.....


Bey: having sex ??... i hope not... well i talk to brooklyn all the time and we have a great understanding so if she feels like she wants to have sex she would tell me...  shawn jr.. i don't know you know how it is with boys ... 
jay: yea i do *chuckles* 


SCENE CHANGE: shawn on the phone with Claire .


shawn: hey babe..


Claire: Hey love. Did you talk to your dad?


Shawn: yea he;s totally cool with it ?


Claire: ohh okay i'll be over in about 30 minutes okay...


Shawn: aiight, bring a condom because i don't have one..


Claire: Already, got it in my purse...


Shawn: are you sure you're Ready for this...


Claire: yea , i think so...


Shawn: okay then, i'll see you in a bit ...


Claire: kay :)


*Hangs up*


Scene Change: in Brooklyn's room, she's on the phone with Anthony


Brooklyn: Hey !


Anthony: Hey Beautiful .... wassup ?


Brooklyn: i Asked my dad if you could come over for dinner... her said no..


Anthony: aww man.... thats sucks !


Brooklyn: Just Kidding !! he said yea...!!

Anthony: HE DID !! *excited voice* ... uhh i mean... ohh thats wassup


Brooklyn: *laughs* Yea,, so be here in like 30 minutes kay ...


Anthony: Mkay.. see you soon..


*hangs up* 


Brooklyn calls Raven.


Raven: Hello??


Brooklyn: wassup sis ! 


Raven: what chu want !


Brooklyn: Yo, whats up with the attitude ! 


Raven: ohh don't play dumb !


Brooklyn: Rae, i seriously don't know what your talking about..


Raven: you ditched me for that stupid boy ! you didn't even call me and invite me to dinner, Angel did !! *sigh* im Hurt...  


Brooklyn: Raven !! i just called you ! damn, chill ! i was bout to invite you right now,, Geesh !


Raven: mhhmm, whatever ! my dad said hi.. (PAUSE, Raven is the Daughter of Tremaine Neverson [Trey songz] PLAY)


Brooklyn: Heeyy Mr. SONGZ !! *laughs* soo , are you coming..


Raven: open your Door to your room right quick...


*opens door*


Brooklyn: ahhhh! hey Bestie !! 


Raven was standing out side her room door..


okay, Hours has passed and everybody is sitting at the table eating some good ol' soul food that jay has prepared. Solo and Julez Showed up,. After dinner, the grown ups where downstairs having cocktails, and the kids where in the basement chilling in the den. 


IN THE DEN.


Raven: so you guys wanna play truth or dare?


Angel: yea let play.


Raven: Kay i'll start.. Brooklyn truth or Dare?


Brooklyn: truth ...


Raven.. mmkay.. is it true that......you and Anthony are attracted to each other...


Brooklyn: Obviously we are ! if we wasn't he wouldn't be here ..


Raven: okay damn !, it was just a question.. 


Brooklyn: anyway ! Claire, truth or Dare...


Claire: Dare ! 


Brooklyn: mwhahaha!! okay,.. i Dare you to Tongue Kiss my Brother...


Claire: no problem.., *slobs shawn down* okay... you do realize he is my boyfriend right,,... *laughs* we do this all the time.. but anyways.. Anthony ... truth or dare..


Anthony: Truth!


Claire: is it true that your mom is a flop ( Monica )  *Laughs like shit*


Brooklyn: Claire ! thats not even funny !


Anthony: Ch !! your mom is the QUEEN of all Flops (Alicia Keys) ! so i wouldn't be talking if i where you !


Claire: Puuhhlease !! your mom is invented Flops, she should start a group called the Floppy's  !  hahahahahahaha


Brooklyn: Urrghhhh !! Anthony Lets Go ! *grabs his hand and take him to her room* 


Shawn: Damn bae, way to go.. *laughs* oh well *shrugs* lets go to my room..


Raven, Melissa , and Angel are just sitting there..


Raven: Damn thats Cold how they Just Gone Leave like that ! 


Angel: Fuck them ! lets go play Dance Dance Revolution 5 ! 


IN BROOKLYN'S ROOM


Brooklyn is sitting on her bed and Anthony is Looking at her pictures on her dresser..


Ant: Your so damn Pretty ... How did i get so lucky..


Brooklyn: Your talking like i'm already yours...


Ant: You are ! .. you think i'm gonna pass up this amazing opportunity ?? Not ! your a blessing.. and i'll speak it into existence until we're official !  


Brooklyn just stairs at him in Amazement..  : aww, how sweet.. come here *pats bed next to her*


Anthony Sit


Brooklyn: I've been wanting to do this all night ! *Leans in and kisses him*


then she hears beys footsteps coming upstairs because she walks really heavy.. *bey opens the door*
Brooklyn has a math book in her lap.


Anthony: Yea, you have to use Quadratic Formula when Factoring a Polynomial ..


Brooklyn: ohh okay, i think i get it now.. can you show me an Example.. *looks up* ohh hey ma. i didn't even see you standing there (lying)


Bey: yea, i was just checking on you... you two carry on.. *closes door*


Brooklyn wipes her for head.. : damn, that was close one... *Laughs*


Anthony: Ya think *laughs*


Bey is making her way down the hall and she's about to go in Shawn room.. *opens door* 


bey: WTF ! O_O ... 


Claire: Oh fuck !! *runs in the bathroom butt naked* ( shawn has a bathroom in his room) 


Bey: SHAWN COREY CARTER JR !! YOU WHERE NOT HAVING SEX IN MY HOUSE !!!! .....JAYYYYYY!!!! 












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11/9/11

New Start !

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE !!! DO NOT SKIP OVER !!! PLEASE READ !!
[okay readers, i'm getting bored with this blog, but instead of stopping or making a new one im just gone fast forward this one. hipe everybody is oksy with 
that. SO i'm fast forwording about 10 years. The tripplets are now 15 years old, shane is 10 years olds so that must mean bey is 40 and still
Hot As FUCK! Jay is 50 but he still Drippin' Swaggu ! Jayonce's Love Life is Still going Strong. Bey's side of the Family are all doing wonderful,
Mama T getting old but she still the shit though 65 & all, Juelz is 17 and FINE AS HELL, solo is still the same old solo Except she had anopther 
baby named mariah by this guy that is'nt in the entertainment buisness named Mark, mariah is 5 years old, angie had 2 kids by Lebron James after
he and his wife got devorced, kelly and michelle are doing good kelly had 1 baby and her name is Jasmine, Michelle ....... Michelle has two cats 
named Luke & Dooky...  and umm thats it for Bey's side of the Family.. [Matthew Who ??? ]  .. Jay's side is doing well also , not going to go in to
detail.  Bey and Jay have moved to a bigger house in new york.. And yea i think that Concludes my Message, i hope you enjoy the blog Please 
comment and tell me what you think, i will greatly appreciate your feedback :) ]


Scene: new York, at the carter's residence on a monday morning


Brooklyn walks into angel's room 
Brooklyn: Angel, ... Is that my shirt ! 


Angel: Aha, Yep it is ! 


Brooklyn: TAKE IT OFF!


Angel: Nope ! 


Brooklyn: Take it Off or i'm telling Mommy ! ( yea they still call her mommy) '


Angel: I dont care, i'll tell her for you.. (yells) MOMMY !, I GOT ON BROOKLYN'S SHIRT ! *laughs*


Brooklyn: You bitch ! take it off ! * tackles her*


They are on the ground Wrestling, and then Bey comes in.


bey: HEY !! CUT IT OUT ! BROOKLYN GET OFF OF HER !! * goes to them and pulls them apart by thier hair*


Brooklyn: MA ! TELL HER TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF !


Bey: Why Brooklyn ! you act like you don't have a Million shirts in that Closet, Now yall two better Stop it and act like you got some
Damn Since ! 


Shawn(SJ) walks in: (pause: Sj has turned into a cuter version of Shawn corey carter , his voice has matured also , and i also am
going to start calling him shawn instead of SJ :play ) Goodmorning mom *kisses her
cheek*


Bey: Goodmorning baby... 


Shawn: umm can i drive the Range Rover to school ?


Brooklyn Butts in: Umm NOT ! I'm Driving the Rover !


Angel: Daddy already Said i could Drive the Rover !


Pause: They have like 30 other cars but they just got the Brand new Rover and they wan't to show it off, thats why they arguing over it. PLAY


Bey: How Bout i drive All of you to school since you want to Argue over 1 car, i'm going dowstairs , yall better be down their in 5 minutes, shawn tell
your brother (shane) to turn the game off and come on.. *leaves* 


Brooklyn to shawn: see what you did stupid !


Shawn: I aint do Nothing ! if you and Angel would'nt have been Fighting mommy would still be sleep and daddy would have just gave me the keys
to the Rover ! Who TF argues over a Shirt ! its Rediculious ! 


Brooklyn: whatever big head ! get out my room !  Angel, if you Rip my Shirt i'm Ripping your face !


Angel: Bitch Shut up ! *bites apple & walks downstairs to the car*


IN THE CAR


Angel: mommy can i have my credit card back, me and melissa are going to shopping after school.


Bey: Nope, and no your comming home after school. (angel came home late last weekend thats why she's in trouble)


Angel: uuhh, whatever ! *smack lips* 


Bey stomps on the brakes and Looks back at angel with this mugg that can kill.


Bey: La Gul ! if you ever get smart with me like that again, your head is gone be thru that window ! DO YOU INDERSTAND ME !! 


Angel: Yes ma'am ..


Brooklyn and Shane are Laughing like shit..


bey continues to drive..


Brooklyn: well umm... mom can i go to the mall with my friend Raven?


Bey: fine but be home before dinner.


Brooklyn: okay mom ! *sticks tongue out at Angel, then angel flips her off*


Shawn: mom ?


Bey: hmm?


Shawn: umm can my friend claire come over for dinner ?


Bey: sure baby, but you better make sure your dad is okay with you bringing a girl over here.


Shawn: Okay, i will..


they finally arrive at school , says their goodbye's and go to class. 


Scene: IN the classroom wich brooklyn and angel share.


Ms.Hilson is their teacher. 


Ms.Hilson : Brooklyn, its your turn to present..


Brooklyn Gets out of her seat then walks up to the front. 




Pause: The kids go to a school full of ONLY celebrity Kids. Juelz also goes there he is a Senior(12), the Tripplets are Sophmores (10)
and shane is in 5th grade at the elementary next door. PLAY


Whilst Brooklyn was walking back to her seat after the presentation one of the little boys in her class smiled at her and said "damn she fine".
brooklyn tried to hide her smile as her Dimples Exuded. (she had dimples like bey but instead on 1 she had 2). when she sits down the boy
passed her a note that read.


-Aye Lil mama, you mad Sexy and i know you don't know me but , do you wan't to chill with me at the movies.


Brooklyn wrote back.


- Umm, first if all, is this how you aproach a female ? i think not !


Boy


- I'm Sorry, i was tyring to be cool. let me start over.  Hello Beautiful my name is Anthony Brown, and Yours?


Brook


- That's Better, my name is Brooklyn Carter, and wait who are your parents, are they Famous?


Anthony
- yes, my Parents are Monica and Shannon Brown.. Anf Yours ?


Brook
- ohh, i love Monica and your Dad is one Sexy Man ! LOL, my parents are Beyonce and Shawn Carter 


Anthony
- Ohh Word !! nahh foreal !?? your mom is Hot ! now i see where you get your Beauty from. and your Dad is only the greatest Rappers on Earth ! I Just went
and Bought Blue Print 8 Yesterday ! that shit Slapp ! LOL


Brook
- AHaha!! yea Foreal ! but that's enough about them, lets talk about us..


Anthony
- yea lets.. so how about we get to know eachother some more over a movie..


Brook
- I would Love too, but i Promised my Bestfriend i would Go to the mall with her..... 


Anthony
-ohh okay its cool then , maby next time... whats your number i'm tired of passing note, Ms. Hilson's Flop ass is gonna Catch us..LOL


Brook
- LOL, (456) 238-4444 text me righ now so i could have your #,, and uhh, do you want to come over for dinner today.??


Anthony: 
-Sure, but ayee what if your dad don't like me..


Before Brooklyn could Write back Ms.Hilson Flopped, i mean walked over and snatched the Note " no note passing in my class ! "


Brooklyn whispers" ill text you"


Anthony whispers Back " okay, love "


Brooklyn Smiles at him and flashes her Dimples..


Anthony thinks to himself: "  damn that girl is beautiful, i gotta make her mine..."








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11/5/11

.... Look what the Wind blew in.........

while julius was walking off,  jay came out from the side of the garage ..


PUNCH !! got that nigguh with a one hitter quitter.. Julius big ass dropped to the floor, then jay kicked him in his side repeatedly while talking shit.  bey ran up to jay and made him stop because she had called the cops and they where on their way. when the cops arrived they stuffed Julius big ass in the back of the truck and took him down town  bey had told the cops that Julius attacked her and jay defended her.. now bey and jay are in the garage talking  before they go back inside the house with the rest of the family.. Jays side finally arrived too. and its still Christmas eve.


Jay: babe, when we go in act normal , i Don't want to kill anyone's Spirit ..


Bey: yeaa i Agree.. but one question... how did you even know Julius was here??


Jay: well, i heard the door bell. then i saw you go out of it but you took to long and i was starting to get worried so i look out of the window and saw that dick head kiss you and i could tell you where trying to get that beast off of you, so thats when i ran outside to save my baby :)


Bey: aww how sweet.. but okay lets go in before people start to wonder.


INSIDE:


Solo: where the HELL yall Been !? *Blinks 2wice*


bey: umm, we where *whispers* sorting out the kids presents .. wrapping them and naming them and stuff..


Solo: ohh.. well you guys mama's done cooking and your baby has a stinky diaper.


Bey: jay... that's all you bruh..


jay: nope ! i had the last messy diaper... your turn !


bey: CH ! .. Fine then !


They go inside the house and bey begins to changed Shane....


Bey: ewww tinky boy !...GROSS,,he has poop going all up his back ! blehh.. *picks him up and takes him to his little bath tub* 


MT: awww, Look at my Grand baby..... *baby talks to him* ewwll,, is that poop on his back ?


Bey: yeaa, that boy got a stomach like his Daddy .. *laughs* 


jay yells in from the living room " ayye, i heard that " 


bey yells back " good , it was meant for you to hear , * laughs* , any way ma.. what do we got planned for the rest of the day?"


MT: ummm.. well i know i have to start cooking later on tonight so mostly everything will be done by the morning..


KNOCK KNOCK...

jay: ohh shit.... who on earth could that be.... *opens the door* oh Hey Matthew ! 


Bey, Tina , and Solo over heard jay, and said in unison: MATHEW ??







TBC... i know this is EXTREMELY SHORT, but i have to go out and take care of some business. i will update again when i get back and its gonna be Long and Interesting . so please don't comment saying " too short"  stay tuned for the next update, thanks ~ Latrice :)

11/2/11

*GASP* OH NO HE DIDN'T......OH YES HE DID !

When we left off Angel was being bad AF, Bey whooped her ass.. but she continued being bad and now its jay's turn to handle her.. jay is on his way upstairs after Angel threw her food in Brooklyn's hair ..


jay walk in Angels room..


Angel: ohh , you came up here to whoop me?? go Ahead the Belt is right over there....*points to belt*


Jay: (staying calm) oh trust me i am gonna whoop you... but first i wan't to talk to you.. because i'm a little confused...


Angel: i'm listening....


Jay: don't speak and i'm done (demanding voice & serious face)  now , what i don't understand is.. why you act this way towards me and your mother. we do our best to keep you happy, and buy all the toys your little heart desires. so you know how spoiled you and your sister and brothers are.. you guys are too spoiled and thats your problem, you get what we give you and take it for granted. i know your young and you may not understand half of the things i'm saying but you know exactly what im saying ! ( jay , that didn't make sense) ... *thinks* wait...*out loud* anyway... i'm gonna give you five seconds to defend yourself, or take this ass whooping.(Staci)  and it's gone be worse than what your mother just gave you.. *grabs belt*


Angel: Daddy wait.... okay.. ... the reason why i always act bad is so you and mommy will talk to me.. i never get any uhh... uhh... daddy how do you say it... 


jay: attention baby


Angel: yea that...your always playing with Sj and Shane, and Mommy's always Playing with Brooklyn and Shane.. but not me.. no body likes me * puts head down* ..... (aww angel)


Jay: Look baby *puts hand under chin and lifts her head, then looks her in her eyes*  We Love You .. okay.. we show each of you the same attention.. you just want more than every one else and it doesn't work like that because then they will feel left out..


Angel: Soooo,,, you don't hate me ?


Jay: Of Course Not !! Your my Princess !! *picks her up then Kisses & tickles Her* 


Angel: *laughing* okay okay ...... Daddy ?


Jay: What's up Princess ?


Angel: What about mommy?? Does she hate me??


Jay: Absolutely Not ! we both Love you to pieces... come on lets go downstairs and talk to her and make sure you apologize okay..


Angel: yes Daddy ! i don't want to be bad any more... my booty hurts ....*laughs*


Jay: I'd bet it does.. *picks her up and walks downstairs* Aye bey... Angel needs to ask you something...


Bey: what do you want bad ass?? 


Angel: See daddy, i told you she hated me..


Bey: Angel stop it.... I don't Hate you.... I hate the  way you act but i don't hate you.. I love You with all my heart Princess... But your still a bad ass *laughs*


Angel: *Eyes Lit up * Mommy! you don't hate me?? i thought you did !! then why was i being bad ?


Bey & Jay: THAT'S WHAT WE WANNA KNOW..! 


Bey: so you mean to tell me , you have been being bad all this time because you thought we hated you ? *angel nods her head* lawd,, what am i gone do with you... come here and give me a kiss.


Angel: MMMwwwuuahhh!! I'm Sorry mommy ! .... I'm Sorry Daddy ! *goes and kisses jay* I'm sorry Sissie *kisses Brook* I'm Sorry Bruuduur *kisses Sj * annnndd A kiss for you too baby brudduur *kisses shane* 
(Aww angel) 


ALL: we forgive you angel....


Bey: now no more being bad okay ! 


Angel; iiii prommisee ! :D 


Bey: okay Lets Go bake Cookies now..


Angel: mommy do i have to go back to my room or can i bake tookies too ?


Bey: you can stay baby.


They go in the kitchen to start the cookies and jay goes to sit on the couch an eat some dried Italian Salami .. Shane is holding on to his knee begging for some.


Shane: ahhhhhh *opens mouth*


Jay: what ?? you want some of my Salami man??


Shane nods his head.. and opens his mouth "ahhhhh'


Jay: hmmm... lemme think about it.........Nope *laughs*


Shane Start to cry: eeaaaaasssssss ! (please)


jay shakes his head no


shane: DADA ,EAAAASSSEE ! 


jay: noo ,WAIT... DID YOU JUST SAY DADA !?


shane Shrugs his cute little shoulders..


Jay: say it again! :D (so excited)


shane points at the salami " orrr (more) DaDa !


Jay gives him more..


Jay: Yeaaa lil man ! i;m soooo proud of you !! *hugs and kisses him* BEYY !! Come here !! Shane Just Said DADA ,!


Bey runs in : awww , you did boo boo ! say it again.....say DaDa baby ! 


Shane: Da Da ! ,....................DaDADADADADA !! * screams and jumps around* 


Sidenote: aww he's so Effin' cute ! EndSideNote


They all continue to Chill and Get ready for Christmas and then ...


KNOCK! KNOCK ! 

Bey runs and gets it... 


Bey: uhhh,, Hey Julius what are you  doing here, your off?? 


Julius: Yeaa, i know.. but there's just a Lot of thing on my chest that i need to get off.. You got like a quick Second..


Bey: uhh sure *walks all the way out side and closes the door behind her* I'm all ears ..


Julius: Well here Goes nothing.... *Grabs Bey's Face and Kissed her like a Guy has never kissed a girl before* 


And for some Odd reason...Bey Didn't push him off... She engaged in the kiss as if those were jay's lips. There where mixed emotions going threw her head at this point..  then Julius finally broke the kiss..


Julius: i'm sorry but i had to do that , I've been wanting to do that for quite some time now...


Bey is just sitting there Stuck on stupid because she doesn't know why she didn't break away form the kids.. her mind was telling her no. But her body, Her body was telling her yes. 


Bey walked up to Julius and begin Tonguing him Down ! 


PAUSE ! REWIND.......
Actually this is what happen..... when julius went up to Bey and kissed her she pushed him off..


Bey: Ayye Bruh ! wtf !!  you tripping ! 


Julius: im sorry, but i can't just sit here and act like i don't have feelings for you beyonce... I love you..


Bey: *mind blown* I love you too............................................. SIKE !! nigguh I'm in love with one man and one man only and That's Shawn Corey Carter ! and if you don't get TF off my Door Step I'm gonna go get him to Handle your ass !


Julius: PUHHLEASE !! i will demolish that Punk Nigguh !... man whatever... I aint want you anyway , you Stank Pussy HOE  !!! *walks off* 








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11/1/11

Bad AF ......

Okay Readers, I'm Getting a Little Bored , so im gonna Fast Forward the story a little bit , if that's Alright with you guys.  Its Now Christmas Of 2010, Shane is 1 years old ( this is his first Christmas) and the Triplets are 5 years old. Not Much have changed, everything is still pretty much the same except mama T and solo has Moved to NY , close to bey and jay... bey and jay have also moved to another part of NY because with all those kids they need more space...... Okay here we Go !


December 24, 2010


[Morning Time] 


Bey and all of the kids where asleep in jay and beys master bed. Shane was Laying on her stomach, Brooklyn and Angel where Hugging each of her legs , and Sj was laying next to her with his head on her shoulder.  Jay walks in " aww, look at my Baby's " he grabs the camera and takes a quick Pic before they wake. The Flash wakes Shane and he begins to cry Thus waking every one else . Bey wakes up and Looks around " will you 
Munchkins get off me * laughs * she looks at her shoulder... " Ewww,SJ you drooled ALL over me ! 


shane: *Laughs* Sorry Mommy ..


Shane: Ma Ma ! io BA BA ! 


Bey: OMGAHH!! JAY HE TALKED !!! BABY SAY IT AGAIN.... *So Excited*


Shane: MA MA ! MA MA !! MA MA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to Scream*


Bey: ohhh Boy You Got Lungs Like Your Mommy !! awww baby !! *hugs him tight & kisses him*


jay: ayye lil man, when did you learn how to talk ??


shane shrugs his little shoulders and makes this cute little " idk " face....


jay: you are too much ! can you say DA DA ??


shane: MA MA


jay: noo baby, DAaaaaaa......... DAaaaaa


Shane:  BA BA ??


jay: Sigh* ohh never mind ... ( feelings hurt) 


bey: aww, babe don't be sad .. he'll say it one day...


jay: mhm,,,, yea i know (changes subject) So kids.... GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS !!! (excited voice)


KidS: CWISSMAS!!  


jay: YEAA !! Now, you have to be good or else Santa's gonna Skip our House... so make sure you behave.. i just got off the phone with him and he told me he was checking to see if you guys have been naughty or nice...


brooklyn: Daddy Does Santa Tell you ALL the bad things we do..


Jay: Mhmm  ! Santa is my Home boy,,, So what ever you did you better confess now or Santa's gonna tell me..


Brooklyn: i didn't do anything daddy .. (sweet little voice)


Sj: yea Me either...


angel is Silent.....


Jay: Angel ?? anything you want to confess....


Angel: *sigh...... Sorry to Ruin every ones Christmas But..... I all Weady Know Santa's Fake !!  Thats what Apple Told me at school..


Brooklyn's nose turns super red and her eyes get filled with tears as she begins to sob..


Bey: Angel !!! Now yo stop that Story telling ! Santa is real... Brooklyn... its okay mommy's baby .. Santa is real i Promise.... Angel.. Go to your room and stay in there until i Give you Further Notice !


Angel: *shrugs shoulders* It aint nun.... * walks out*


Bey: i'm about to TEAR HER ASS UP !! *walks in behind her* angel who do you think you are talking to me like that huh.? 


Angel: *sigghh* Beyonce , will you Get out my Room..


PAUSE: THIS LITTLE DEMON CHILD BAD AF PLAY:


SNATCH !! 


Bey snatched Angel up so Quick and went to town on her behind... WACK !! WACK !! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU (WACK!!) ABOUT TALKING (WACK!!) SMART TO ME! ( WACK WACK ) I DON'T KNOW WHO (WACK) YOU THINK (WACK) I AM (WACK, WACK ,WACK) BUT I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT ! (WACK 3X) AND IF I EVER HEAR YOU SPEAKING TO ME OR YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN (WACK X4) YOU GONE GET IT AGAIN, ! TRY ME IF YOU WANT TO ! NOW SIT YOUR ASS IN THIS DAMN CORNER UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT, ! DON'T YOU MOVE OR TURN AROUND! FACE THIS WALL UNTIL I TELL YOU NOT TO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME !!!! "YES MA'AM" !! GOOD !! " MOMMY WAIT" WHAT!!! " I HAVE TO PEE" PEE ON YOUR DAMN SELF*WALKS OUT THE ROOM*  (she deserved it ya'll) 


Bey: wheww,,!! i'm tired as hell....


Jay: You handled that Like a G !! see you should have been whipping her ass along time Ago like that, and she wouldn't be talking to you like that now.... && am i tripping or did she say, " beyonce, will you get out my room"


Bey: hell yea, that lil ....(catches herself) ........ girl .. said that ! 


Jay: ohh yea she deserved every BIT of that ass whopping' ! hell she needs more than that..


Bey: its okay , this punishment i just put her on it gone hurt her more than any whooping"... im taking away EVERYTHING !!! ... 


Jay: as you should...... 


Bey: whew.... i'm tired as hell though.. *laughs* anyway when is all your Side of the Fam. Coming.. Mines will be here Tonight...


Jay: Moms & sis will Be here in the Morning They said....


Bey: Ohh okay... 


They all Go downstairs and eat (except for Angel) ..


Bey: Brooklyn go take this food to your sister , and tell me what she is doing....


Brooklyn: okay mommy.


2 MINUTES LATER..... Brooklyn comes Downstairs with Food in her hair..


Bey: Brook ! What Happen to your hair ! why is all that Food in it...


Brooklyn looking like " -___-  "  Angel threw it at me....


Bey: *sigghh.. Damn she aint had enough.. * Gets out of her chair and starts to walk upstairs* ( jay pulls her back)


jay: ..... Nahhh ......  I got this..... 












TBC !! Comment Below && Tell me what you thought :)) PS: i know it's short , I Have some Studying to do :) I'll update Soon though !! :D

10/28/11

.............Pressed ! ......

okay so in the last part bey had got attacked on her way to take Brooklyn to the toy store, but managed to keep safe.. when they got everything settled rihanna had called jay to tell him that her and her brother was about to come over to Work on Bey's album.  Here we go.. 


jay: RIHANNA'S BROTHER WAS THE GUY THAT ATTACKED YOU?? *CONFUSED FACE*
bey: NOOOO! NOT HIM.. *MOVES RIHANNA'S BROTHER OVER* HIM !!!!!!! *POINT AT A GUY ACROSS THE STREET* 
the guy was across the street was staring directly at the house. and when he noticed they saw him, he begin to run up to the house. ( side note: THIS GUYS IS CREEPY AF, & IM KINDA SCARING MYSELF.. LMAO..end side note:) 
jay: OH SHIT HURRY UP GET IN HERE. *THEY RUN IN AND JAY SLAMS AND LOCKS THE DOOR*
CP=CREEP PERSON..
CP: Hey,, come ouut beyonce i just want to talk to you!!
bey: *yells* GO AWAY YOU CREEPER !!
CP: Come On beyonce !! i'm your BIGGEST FAN !! PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. I ONLY ATTACKED YOU EARLIER BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO ME. (creepy voice) 
BEY: FUUUUCCKKK YOUUUU!!
while bey is screaming at her stocker through the door jay is calling the cops..
jay whispers to bey: bae, keep talking to him so that he doesn't leave..the cops are on their way. 
the cops finally arrive.
OFFICER: FREEZE !! PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
CP: Look man !! i Didn't...
OFFICER: YOU HAVE TO RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU..
they get the guy in hand cuffs and put him the back of the car.. bey jay and everybody else walk outside to talk to the officer..
bey: yes, he had a gun to my head and said he was going to kill me.not only was my life in danger, but i also had my 4 year old in the car with me. i have no idea how this will affect her mind..
police: i understand ma'am.
the officers left..
CP was later convicted of Temporary murder and Endangering a Child. Judge gave him 25 to life. without the possibility of parole.. 


It has been a couple months now and they decided to take a family vacation to France for a while. The kids are on their summer vacation . everybody is just chilling and relaxing. Enjoying a Drama Free vacation. Solo decide to Throw a BBQ since they haven't had one in a while.. jay invited Rihanna and her Brother. Bey invited Gwenth and her Hubby (lmao, forgot his name.. i think its Chris but .. moving on) .Mama T. Michelle , Kelly, Ty, and Angie Are all there .. 


SCENE: All the lady's are at the bar having girl talk. 
solo: soo umm... rihanna whats up with your brother.. he i super FOOOOIIIIINN!.. is he single??
rih: aha.. yea.. but i don't think he would date a girl like you... (STRIKE 1)
solo:  A GURL LIKE ME ! ... WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN.....
rih: well, like you know..... Ghetto..(STRIKE 2)
solo: *raised up* GHETTO !! HOW TF AM I GHETTO !! .
rih: Look, solange.. i didn't mean to offend you or anything...  i just call it like i see it.. (STRIKE 3, YOUUUURRRR OUUUTT) 
solo: OH HELL NAW ! * charged toward rihanna, but bey held her back*
bey: Solange Stop !! you will demolish that girl !!  just leave it alone.. rihanna i think you should walk off.
rih: fine.. but i was invited here you know.. and i'm not leaving. this aint you house.. *begins to walk* see , i told you you where ghetto! *laughs*
solange runs up behind her and pushed her in the pull.. 
everybody Laughs*
solo: ghetto that !! you non talented BITCH ! 
rih: you hoorat!! 
jay walks out..
rih: damn jay , next time you invite me some where make sure you leave your trash in the dump..
jay: what the hell!!,, you must be Delusional if you think im gonna sit here and let you disrespect my sister like that... i think its time you leave... 
rih: whatever fuck all of you guys.. *gets out of pool * Lets go Rj ! ( RJ is Rihanna's Brother)
RJ: nahh, you go ahead ima stay and kick it with solange..
rih: GUUAAAAAHHH!! WHATEVER !! IM OUT OF HERE.... *STOMPS OUT*
Rj: (to solo) yo, im sorry about that.. my sister is just pressed... she always sit around and says how much she wishes she was beyonce... 
Solo: it coo.. i won't blame you for your sisters ignorance ..


everybody continues to chill and eat for the rest of the day.. 


TBC...  (sorry guys i'm tired of writing, LOL... i'll update Tomorrow though.. Thanks For reading and Comment Below :)) 

........ Put 2 And 2 Together ! .....

when we left off bey and Brook had went to the toy store to get a few things. Hours had went passed and they never returned nor did bey call. about a quarter passed midnight, the sheriff called and said that they had found an abandoned silver Jeep registered to their address. And now jay is down town at the police department trying to figure out what the hell is going on.


Jay: (talking to the officer with tears in his eyes) yes, my wife has blond hair, brown eyes and is about 5'7 135 Lbs. my daughter is about 3'2 57 Lbs. with Long curly Brown hair. please officer find them !! but until then I'll be out looking my self. *leaves*
jay goes back to wear the Jeep was parked, he opened the door and saw that beys phone was inside the armrest with juice all over it from Brooklyn's sippy cup. he just sat there and put his head on the steering wheel and begin to think...

REWIND ! (In the car with bey and Brooklyn on their way to the store)
bey and brook are driving and singing and blasting BDAY..
Brooklyn: mommy, i thirsty !
bey: here *hands her sippy cup*
bey was handing brooklyn her sippy cup but she let go to soon before brooklyn could get a grasp on it and it spilt all over the place including her phone.
bey: DAMN !
broolyn: SOWWY MOMMY !
bey: Its okay baby, it wasnt your fault.. *pulls over* theres some napkins in the trunk..
bey is in the back of the trunk getting the napkins out then this mysterious person walks behind her and covers her mouth..
person: shhh.. don't scream or i'll shoot you..
bey is in total shock and doesn't know what to do. so she goes with her first instinct and elbows the guy in his face them knees him in his balls..
person: AHH YOU BITCH !! I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!
bey runs and grabbed her purse and brooklyn but she can't get back in the car so she just runs across the street to the gas station.
the mystery person got back and his car an drove off.
when bey got to the door of the gas station it had the " closed ' sign on it ( mind you it was after 12 o'clock ) so they went in the phone booth and squatted down so no one can see them. she decided they where gonna stay in there until she felt safe enough to run back to the Jeep. she couldn't make any calls because she only had a credit card on her and brooklyn spilled her juice on her phone. its almost 12 o'clock an bey the're gonna try to make a run for it to the Jeep, But When she Peeks up to see if there is any one around, she sees a man sitting in the Jeep and a car Behind the Jeep So Bey just Puts Brooklyn over her shoulder, and makes a run for it the Opposite Way, and try to find help. She Looks Back and Sees That whoever was in the Jeep started it Up and was Coming for her and Brooklyn....


FAST FORWARD
(back to jay sitting in the Jeep with his head on the steering wheel)


jay looks up in the rear view mirror and thinks he's tripping because he sees two silhouettes that look exactly like bey and brooklyn.. he abruptly started the car up and drove over there to see what it was.
jay: AYYE BEY !! WAIT ITS ME !!
bey turns around and sees that its jay and jumps in the car then begins to hysterically cry.
bey: OHH MAH GAWD BABY, I'M SO SCARED !! I THOUGHT ME AND MY BABY WHERE GONNA DIE !
JAY: WTF HAPPEN BEY!! I BEEN AT THE POLICE STATION ALL DAY WORRIED SICK !
(BEY TELLS JAY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN, AND HE WAS SO ANGRY HE COULDN'T HELP BUT TO CRY)
JAY: ITS OKAY BABY, YOUR SAFE NOW, I WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
they Finally Arrive home, bey tells tina and solo eveything that happen and they are pissed. bey just goes to momma Tina and cry's in her lap .
bey: mom! , i was so scared... i have never been that scared in my life..
jay: bey !! come here.. the police wants to speak with you...
police: Hello mrs. carter..
bey: *sniff* hi.
police: can you tell us what this guy Looked like...
bey: umm.. he was tall , light skinned and had an accent.
police: accent?? what kind of accent??
bey: umm,, like a .... like.... like a Bajan accent..
police: okay, do you remember his eye color
bey * flashes back to the incident* they where defiantly green.. he looked me right in my eyes with the gun to my head and said he was gonna kill me and my daugh*gets choked up* i'm sorry *runs off *
jay: look officer if you find this guy. please do not hesitate to call.
police: will do sir.. *leaves*
JAY'S CELL PHONE RINGS AND ITS RIHANNA.
Jay: yea..
Rihanna: Hey Jay ! My brother in Town and he wanted to come over to the studio so he could lay a verse down on my album.
jay: uhh.. okay but, you guys can only stay for a couple of hours because i Got things to do..
Rih: okay, we'll be there in a Bit..
Rihanna and her brother Goes to bey and Jay house to use their studio..


DING DONG !!
bey: I'll get it.
jay: nahh, i got it..
they both end up at the door...
jay opens the door.
bey: :O ..... JAY THATS HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jay: WHO, WHAT !! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!






TBC !!!....