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Bad AF ......

Okay Readers, I'm Getting a Little Bored , so im gonna Fast Forward the story a little bit , if that's Alright with you guys.  Its Now Christmas Of 2010, Shane is 1 years old ( this is his first Christmas) and the Triplets are 5 years old. Not Much have changed, everything is still pretty much the same except mama T and solo has Moved to NY , close to bey and jay... bey and jay have also moved to another part of NY because with all those kids they need more space...... Okay here we Go !


December 24, 2010


[Morning Time] 


Bey and all of the kids where asleep in jay and beys master bed. Shane was Laying on her stomach, Brooklyn and Angel where Hugging each of her legs , and Sj was laying next to her with his head on her shoulder.  Jay walks in " aww, look at my Baby's " he grabs the camera and takes a quick Pic before they wake. The Flash wakes Shane and he begins to cry Thus waking every one else . Bey wakes up and Looks around " will you 
Munchkins get off me * laughs * she looks at her shoulder... " Ewww,SJ you drooled ALL over me ! 


shane: *Laughs* Sorry Mommy ..


Shane: Ma Ma ! io BA BA ! 


Bey: OMGAHH!! JAY HE TALKED !!! BABY SAY IT AGAIN.... *So Excited*


Shane: MA MA ! MA MA !! MA MA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to Scream*


Bey: ohhh Boy You Got Lungs Like Your Mommy !! awww baby !! *hugs him tight & kisses him*


jay: ayye lil man, when did you learn how to talk ??


shane shrugs his little shoulders and makes this cute little " idk " face....


jay: you are too much ! can you say DA DA ??


shane: MA MA


jay: noo baby, DAaaaaaa......... DAaaaaa


Shane:  BA BA ??


jay: Sigh* ohh never mind ... ( feelings hurt) 


bey: aww, babe don't be sad .. he'll say it one day...


jay: mhm,,,, yea i know (changes subject) So kids.... GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS !!! (excited voice)


KidS: CWISSMAS!!  


jay: YEAA !! Now, you have to be good or else Santa's gonna Skip our House... so make sure you behave.. i just got off the phone with him and he told me he was checking to see if you guys have been naughty or nice...


brooklyn: Daddy Does Santa Tell you ALL the bad things we do..


Jay: Mhmm  ! Santa is my Home boy,,, So what ever you did you better confess now or Santa's gonna tell me..


Brooklyn: i didn't do anything daddy .. (sweet little voice)


Sj: yea Me either...


angel is Silent.....


Jay: Angel ?? anything you want to confess....


Angel: *sigh...... Sorry to Ruin every ones Christmas But..... I all Weady Know Santa's Fake !!  Thats what Apple Told me at school..


Brooklyn's nose turns super red and her eyes get filled with tears as she begins to sob..


Bey: Angel !!! Now yo stop that Story telling ! Santa is real... Brooklyn... its okay mommy's baby .. Santa is real i Promise.... Angel.. Go to your room and stay in there until i Give you Further Notice !


Angel: *shrugs shoulders* It aint nun.... * walks out*


Bey: i'm about to TEAR HER ASS UP !! *walks in behind her* angel who do you think you are talking to me like that huh.? 


Angel: *sigghh* Beyonce , will you Get out my Room..


PAUSE: THIS LITTLE DEMON CHILD BAD AF PLAY:


SNATCH !! 


Bey snatched Angel up so Quick and went to town on her behind... WACK !! WACK !! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU (WACK!!) ABOUT TALKING (WACK!!) SMART TO ME! ( WACK WACK ) I DON'T KNOW WHO (WACK) YOU THINK (WACK) I AM (WACK, WACK ,WACK) BUT I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT ! (WACK 3X) AND IF I EVER HEAR YOU SPEAKING TO ME OR YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN (WACK X4) YOU GONE GET IT AGAIN, ! TRY ME IF YOU WANT TO ! NOW SIT YOUR ASS IN THIS DAMN CORNER UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT, ! DON'T YOU MOVE OR TURN AROUND! FACE THIS WALL UNTIL I TELL YOU NOT TO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME !!!! "YES MA'AM" !! GOOD !! " MOMMY WAIT" WHAT!!! " I HAVE TO PEE" PEE ON YOUR DAMN SELF*WALKS OUT THE ROOM*  (she deserved it ya'll) 


Bey: wheww,,!! i'm tired as hell....


Jay: You handled that Like a G !! see you should have been whipping her ass along time Ago like that, and she wouldn't be talking to you like that now.... && am i tripping or did she say, " beyonce, will you get out my room"


Bey: hell yea, that lil ....(catches herself) ........ girl .. said that ! 


Jay: ohh yea she deserved every BIT of that ass whopping' ! hell she needs more than that..


Bey: its okay , this punishment i just put her on it gone hurt her more than any whooping"... im taking away EVERYTHING !!! ... 


Jay: as you should...... 


Bey: whew.... i'm tired as hell though.. *laughs* anyway when is all your Side of the Fam. Coming.. Mines will be here Tonight...


Jay: Moms & sis will Be here in the Morning They said....


Bey: Ohh okay... 


They all Go downstairs and eat (except for Angel) ..


Bey: Brooklyn go take this food to your sister , and tell me what she is doing....


Brooklyn: okay mommy.


2 MINUTES LATER..... Brooklyn comes Downstairs with Food in her hair..


Bey: Brook ! What Happen to your hair ! why is all that Food in it...


Brooklyn looking like " -___-  "  Angel threw it at me....


Bey: *sigghh.. Damn she aint had enough.. * Gets out of her chair and starts to walk upstairs* ( jay pulls her back)


jay: ..... Nahhh ......  I got this..... 












TBC !! Comment Below && Tell me what you thought :)) PS: i know it's short , I Have some Studying to do :) I'll update Soon though !! :D

2 comments:

  1. Angel bad af for real!! Lmbooo what if Bey's baby come out like that wonder how she will handle her lololol
    :-)) great writing!! #ADDICTED!!

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  2. LMAO When brook came back from Angels room with the food in her hair ,i couldn't stop laughing haha ! BTW I love this post !

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