.... Look what the Wind blew in.........

while julius was walking off,  jay came out from the side of the garage ..


PUNCH !! got that nigguh with a one hitter quitter.. Julius big ass dropped to the floor, then jay kicked him in his side repeatedly while talking shit.  bey ran up to jay and made him stop because she had called the cops and they where on their way. when the cops arrived they stuffed Julius big ass in the back of the truck and took him down town  bey had told the cops that Julius attacked her and jay defended her.. now bey and jay are in the garage talking  before they go back inside the house with the rest of the family.. Jays side finally arrived too. and its still Christmas eve.


Jay: babe, when we go in act normal , i Don't want to kill anyone's Spirit ..


Bey: yeaa i Agree.. but one question... how did you even know Julius was here??


Jay: well, i heard the door bell. then i saw you go out of it but you took to long and i was starting to get worried so i look out of the window and saw that dick head kiss you and i could tell you where trying to get that beast off of you, so thats when i ran outside to save my baby :)


Bey: aww how sweet.. but okay lets go in before people start to wonder.


INSIDE:


Solo: where the HELL yall Been !? *Blinks 2wice*


bey: umm, we where *whispers* sorting out the kids presents .. wrapping them and naming them and stuff..


Solo: ohh.. well you guys mama's done cooking and your baby has a stinky diaper.


Bey: jay... that's all you bruh..


jay: nope ! i had the last messy diaper... your turn !


bey: CH ! .. Fine then !


They go inside the house and bey begins to changed Shane....


Bey: ewww tinky boy !...GROSS,,he has poop going all up his back ! blehh.. *picks him up and takes him to his little bath tub* 


MT: awww, Look at my Grand baby..... *baby talks to him* ewwll,, is that poop on his back ?


Bey: yeaa, that boy got a stomach like his Daddy .. *laughs* 


jay yells in from the living room " ayye, i heard that " 


bey yells back " good , it was meant for you to hear , * laughs* , any way ma.. what do we got planned for the rest of the day?"


MT: ummm.. well i know i have to start cooking later on tonight so mostly everything will be done by the morning..


KNOCK KNOCK...

jay: ohh shit.... who on earth could that be.... *opens the door* oh Hey Matthew ! 


Bey, Tina , and Solo over heard jay, and said in unison: MATHEW ??







TBC... i know this is EXTREMELY SHORT, but i have to go out and take care of some business. i will update again when i get back and its gonna be Long and Interesting . so please don't comment saying " too short"  stay tuned for the next update, thanks ~ Latrice :)

*GASP* OH NO HE DIDN'T......OH YES HE DID !

When we left off Angel was being bad AF, Bey whooped her ass.. but she continued being bad and now its jay's turn to handle her.. jay is on his way upstairs after Angel threw her food in Brooklyn's hair ..


jay walk in Angels room..


Angel: ohh , you came up here to whoop me?? go Ahead the Belt is right over there....*points to belt*


Jay: (staying calm) oh trust me i am gonna whoop you... but first i wan't to talk to you.. because i'm a little confused...


Angel: i'm listening....


Jay: don't speak and i'm done (demanding voice & serious face)  now , what i don't understand is.. why you act this way towards me and your mother. we do our best to keep you happy, and buy all the toys your little heart desires. so you know how spoiled you and your sister and brothers are.. you guys are too spoiled and thats your problem, you get what we give you and take it for granted. i know your young and you may not understand half of the things i'm saying but you know exactly what im saying ! ( jay , that didn't make sense) ... *thinks* wait...*out loud* anyway... i'm gonna give you five seconds to defend yourself, or take this ass whooping.(Staci)  and it's gone be worse than what your mother just gave you.. *grabs belt*


Angel: Daddy wait.... okay.. ... the reason why i always act bad is so you and mommy will talk to me.. i never get any uhh... uhh... daddy how do you say it... 


jay: attention baby


Angel: yea that...your always playing with Sj and Shane, and Mommy's always Playing with Brooklyn and Shane.. but not me.. no body likes me * puts head down* ..... (aww angel)


Jay: Look baby *puts hand under chin and lifts her head, then looks her in her eyes*  We Love You .. okay.. we show each of you the same attention.. you just want more than every one else and it doesn't work like that because then they will feel left out..


Angel: Soooo,,, you don't hate me ?


Jay: Of Course Not !! Your my Princess !! *picks her up then Kisses & tickles Her* 


Angel: *laughing* okay okay ...... Daddy ?


Jay: What's up Princess ?


Angel: What about mommy?? Does she hate me??


Jay: Absolutely Not ! we both Love you to pieces... come on lets go downstairs and talk to her and make sure you apologize okay..


Angel: yes Daddy ! i don't want to be bad any more... my booty hurts ....*laughs*


Jay: I'd bet it does.. *picks her up and walks downstairs* Aye bey... Angel needs to ask you something...


Bey: what do you want bad ass?? 


Angel: See daddy, i told you she hated me..


Bey: Angel stop it.... I don't Hate you.... I hate the  way you act but i don't hate you.. I love You with all my heart Princess... But your still a bad ass *laughs*


Angel: *Eyes Lit up * Mommy! you don't hate me?? i thought you did !! then why was i being bad ?


Bey & Jay: THAT'S WHAT WE WANNA KNOW..! 


Bey: so you mean to tell me , you have been being bad all this time because you thought we hated you ? *angel nods her head* lawd,, what am i gone do with you... come here and give me a kiss.


Angel: MMMwwwuuahhh!! I'm Sorry mommy ! .... I'm Sorry Daddy ! *goes and kisses jay* I'm sorry Sissie *kisses Brook* I'm Sorry Bruuduur *kisses Sj * annnndd A kiss for you too baby brudduur *kisses shane* 
(Aww angel) 


ALL: we forgive you angel....


Bey: now no more being bad okay ! 


Angel; iiii prommisee ! :D 


Bey: okay Lets Go bake Cookies now..


Angel: mommy do i have to go back to my room or can i bake tookies too ?


Bey: you can stay baby.


They go in the kitchen to start the cookies and jay goes to sit on the couch an eat some dried Italian Salami .. Shane is holding on to his knee begging for some.


Shane: ahhhhhh *opens mouth*


Jay: what ?? you want some of my Salami man??


Shane nods his head.. and opens his mouth "ahhhhh'


Jay: hmmm... lemme think about it.........Nope *laughs*


Shane Start to cry: eeaaaaasssssss ! (please)


jay shakes his head no


shane: DADA ,EAAAASSSEE ! 


jay: noo ,WAIT... DID YOU JUST SAY DADA !?


shane Shrugs his cute little shoulders..


Jay: say it again! :D (so excited)


shane points at the salami " orrr (more) DaDa !


Jay gives him more..


Jay: Yeaaa lil man ! i;m soooo proud of you !! *hugs and kisses him* BEYY !! Come here !! Shane Just Said DADA ,!


Bey runs in : awww , you did boo boo ! say it again.....say DaDa baby ! 


Shane: Da Da ! ,....................DaDADADADADA !! * screams and jumps around* 


Sidenote: aww he's so Effin' cute ! EndSideNote


They all continue to Chill and Get ready for Christmas and then ...


KNOCK! KNOCK ! 

Bey runs and gets it... 


Bey: uhhh,, Hey Julius what are you  doing here, your off?? 


Julius: Yeaa, i know.. but there's just a Lot of thing on my chest that i need to get off.. You got like a quick Second..


Bey: uhh sure *walks all the way out side and closes the door behind her* I'm all ears ..


Julius: Well here Goes nothing.... *Grabs Bey's Face and Kissed her like a Guy has never kissed a girl before* 


And for some Odd reason...Bey Didn't push him off... She engaged in the kiss as if those were jay's lips. There where mixed emotions going threw her head at this point..  then Julius finally broke the kiss..


Julius: i'm sorry but i had to do that , I've been wanting to do that for quite some time now...


Bey is just sitting there Stuck on stupid because she doesn't know why she didn't break away form the kids.. her mind was telling her no. But her body, Her body was telling her yes. 


Bey walked up to Julius and begin Tonguing him Down ! 


PAUSE ! REWIND.......
Actually this is what happen..... when julius went up to Bey and kissed her she pushed him off..


Bey: Ayye Bruh ! wtf !!  you tripping ! 


Julius: im sorry, but i can't just sit here and act like i don't have feelings for you beyonce... I love you..


Bey: *mind blown* I love you too............................................. SIKE !! nigguh I'm in love with one man and one man only and That's Shawn Corey Carter ! and if you don't get TF off my Door Step I'm gonna go get him to Handle your ass !


Julius: PUHHLEASE !! i will demolish that Punk Nigguh !... man whatever... I aint want you anyway , you Stank Pussy HOE  !!! *walks off* 








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Bad AF ......

Okay Readers, I'm Getting a Little Bored , so im gonna Fast Forward the story a little bit , if that's Alright with you guys.  Its Now Christmas Of 2010, Shane is 1 years old ( this is his first Christmas) and the Triplets are 5 years old. Not Much have changed, everything is still pretty much the same except mama T and solo has Moved to NY , close to bey and jay... bey and jay have also moved to another part of NY because with all those kids they need more space...... Okay here we Go !


December 24, 2010


[Morning Time] 


Bey and all of the kids where asleep in jay and beys master bed. Shane was Laying on her stomach, Brooklyn and Angel where Hugging each of her legs , and Sj was laying next to her with his head on her shoulder.  Jay walks in " aww, look at my Baby's " he grabs the camera and takes a quick Pic before they wake. The Flash wakes Shane and he begins to cry Thus waking every one else . Bey wakes up and Looks around " will you 
Munchkins get off me * laughs * she looks at her shoulder... " Ewww,SJ you drooled ALL over me ! 


shane: *Laughs* Sorry Mommy ..


Shane: Ma Ma ! io BA BA ! 


Bey: OMGAHH!! JAY HE TALKED !!! BABY SAY IT AGAIN.... *So Excited*


Shane: MA MA ! MA MA !! MA MA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to Scream*


Bey: ohhh Boy You Got Lungs Like Your Mommy !! awww baby !! *hugs him tight & kisses him*


jay: ayye lil man, when did you learn how to talk ??


shane shrugs his little shoulders and makes this cute little " idk " face....


jay: you are too much ! can you say DA DA ??


shane: MA MA


jay: noo baby, DAaaaaaa......... DAaaaaa


Shane:  BA BA ??


jay: Sigh* ohh never mind ... ( feelings hurt) 


bey: aww, babe don't be sad .. he'll say it one day...


jay: mhm,,,, yea i know (changes subject) So kids.... GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS !!! (excited voice)


KidS: CWISSMAS!!  


jay: YEAA !! Now, you have to be good or else Santa's gonna Skip our House... so make sure you behave.. i just got off the phone with him and he told me he was checking to see if you guys have been naughty or nice...


brooklyn: Daddy Does Santa Tell you ALL the bad things we do..


Jay: Mhmm  ! Santa is my Home boy,,, So what ever you did you better confess now or Santa's gonna tell me..


Brooklyn: i didn't do anything daddy .. (sweet little voice)


Sj: yea Me either...


angel is Silent.....


Jay: Angel ?? anything you want to confess....


Angel: *sigh...... Sorry to Ruin every ones Christmas But..... I all Weady Know Santa's Fake !!  Thats what Apple Told me at school..


Brooklyn's nose turns super red and her eyes get filled with tears as she begins to sob..


Bey: Angel !!! Now yo stop that Story telling ! Santa is real... Brooklyn... its okay mommy's baby .. Santa is real i Promise.... Angel.. Go to your room and stay in there until i Give you Further Notice !


Angel: *shrugs shoulders* It aint nun.... * walks out*


Bey: i'm about to TEAR HER ASS UP !! *walks in behind her* angel who do you think you are talking to me like that huh.? 


Angel: *sigghh* Beyonce , will you Get out my Room..


PAUSE: THIS LITTLE DEMON CHILD BAD AF PLAY:


SNATCH !! 


Bey snatched Angel up so Quick and went to town on her behind... WACK !! WACK !! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU (WACK!!) ABOUT TALKING (WACK!!) SMART TO ME! ( WACK WACK ) I DON'T KNOW WHO (WACK) YOU THINK (WACK) I AM (WACK, WACK ,WACK) BUT I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT ! (WACK 3X) AND IF I EVER HEAR YOU SPEAKING TO ME OR YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN (WACK X4) YOU GONE GET IT AGAIN, ! TRY ME IF YOU WANT TO ! NOW SIT YOUR ASS IN THIS DAMN CORNER UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT, ! DON'T YOU MOVE OR TURN AROUND! FACE THIS WALL UNTIL I TELL YOU NOT TO! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME !!!! "YES MA'AM" !! GOOD !! " MOMMY WAIT" WHAT!!! " I HAVE TO PEE" PEE ON YOUR DAMN SELF*WALKS OUT THE ROOM*  (she deserved it ya'll) 


Bey: wheww,,!! i'm tired as hell....


Jay: You handled that Like a G !! see you should have been whipping her ass along time Ago like that, and she wouldn't be talking to you like that now.... && am i tripping or did she say, " beyonce, will you get out my room"


Bey: hell yea, that lil ....(catches herself) ........ girl .. said that ! 


Jay: ohh yea she deserved every BIT of that ass whopping' ! hell she needs more than that..


Bey: its okay , this punishment i just put her on it gone hurt her more than any whooping"... im taking away EVERYTHING !!! ... 


Jay: as you should...... 


Bey: whew.... i'm tired as hell though.. *laughs* anyway when is all your Side of the Fam. Coming.. Mines will be here Tonight...


Jay: Moms & sis will Be here in the Morning They said....


Bey: Ohh okay... 


They all Go downstairs and eat (except for Angel) ..


Bey: Brooklyn go take this food to your sister , and tell me what she is doing....


Brooklyn: okay mommy.


2 MINUTES LATER..... Brooklyn comes Downstairs with Food in her hair..


Bey: Brook ! What Happen to your hair ! why is all that Food in it...


Brooklyn looking like " -___-  "  Angel threw it at me....


Bey: *sigghh.. Damn she aint had enough.. * Gets out of her chair and starts to walk upstairs* ( jay pulls her back)


jay: ..... Nahhh ......  I got this..... 












TBC !! Comment Below && Tell me what you thought :)) PS: i know it's short , I Have some Studying to do :) I'll update Soon though !! :D

.............Pressed ! ......

okay so in the last part bey had got attacked on her way to take Brooklyn to the toy store, but managed to keep safe.. when they got everything settled rihanna had called jay to tell him that her and her brother was about to come over to Work on Bey's album.  Here we go.. 


jay: RIHANNA'S BROTHER WAS THE GUY THAT ATTACKED YOU?? *CONFUSED FACE*
bey: NOOOO! NOT HIM.. *MOVES RIHANNA'S BROTHER OVER* HIM !!!!!!! *POINT AT A GUY ACROSS THE STREET* 
the guy was across the street was staring directly at the house. and when he noticed they saw him, he begin to run up to the house. ( side note: THIS GUYS IS CREEPY AF, & IM KINDA SCARING MYSELF.. LMAO..end side note:) 
jay: OH SHIT HURRY UP GET IN HERE. *THEY RUN IN AND JAY SLAMS AND LOCKS THE DOOR*
CP=CREEP PERSON..
CP: Hey,, come ouut beyonce i just want to talk to you!!
bey: *yells* GO AWAY YOU CREEPER !!
CP: Come On beyonce !! i'm your BIGGEST FAN !! PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. I ONLY ATTACKED YOU EARLIER BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO ME. (creepy voice) 
BEY: FUUUUCCKKK YOUUUU!!
while bey is screaming at her stocker through the door jay is calling the cops..
jay whispers to bey: bae, keep talking to him so that he doesn't leave..the cops are on their way. 
the cops finally arrive.
OFFICER: FREEZE !! PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
CP: Look man !! i Didn't...
OFFICER: YOU HAVE TO RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU..
they get the guy in hand cuffs and put him the back of the car.. bey jay and everybody else walk outside to talk to the officer..
bey: yes, he had a gun to my head and said he was going to kill me.not only was my life in danger, but i also had my 4 year old in the car with me. i have no idea how this will affect her mind..
police: i understand ma'am.
the officers left..
CP was later convicted of Temporary murder and Endangering a Child. Judge gave him 25 to life. without the possibility of parole.. 


It has been a couple months now and they decided to take a family vacation to France for a while. The kids are on their summer vacation . everybody is just chilling and relaxing. Enjoying a Drama Free vacation. Solo decide to Throw a BBQ since they haven't had one in a while.. jay invited Rihanna and her Brother. Bey invited Gwenth and her Hubby (lmao, forgot his name.. i think its Chris but .. moving on) .Mama T. Michelle , Kelly, Ty, and Angie Are all there .. 


SCENE: All the lady's are at the bar having girl talk. 
solo: soo umm... rihanna whats up with your brother.. he i super FOOOOIIIIINN!.. is he single??
rih: aha.. yea.. but i don't think he would date a girl like you... (STRIKE 1)
solo:  A GURL LIKE ME ! ... WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN.....
rih: well, like you know..... Ghetto..(STRIKE 2)
solo: *raised up* GHETTO !! HOW TF AM I GHETTO !! .
rih: Look, solange.. i didn't mean to offend you or anything...  i just call it like i see it.. (STRIKE 3, YOUUUURRRR OUUUTT) 
solo: OH HELL NAW ! * charged toward rihanna, but bey held her back*
bey: Solange Stop !! you will demolish that girl !!  just leave it alone.. rihanna i think you should walk off.
rih: fine.. but i was invited here you know.. and i'm not leaving. this aint you house.. *begins to walk* see , i told you you where ghetto! *laughs*
solange runs up behind her and pushed her in the pull.. 
everybody Laughs*
solo: ghetto that !! you non talented BITCH ! 
rih: you hoorat!! 
jay walks out..
rih: damn jay , next time you invite me some where make sure you leave your trash in the dump..
jay: what the hell!!,, you must be Delusional if you think im gonna sit here and let you disrespect my sister like that... i think its time you leave... 
rih: whatever fuck all of you guys.. *gets out of pool * Lets go Rj ! ( RJ is Rihanna's Brother)
RJ: nahh, you go ahead ima stay and kick it with solange..
rih: GUUAAAAAHHH!! WHATEVER !! IM OUT OF HERE.... *STOMPS OUT*
Rj: (to solo) yo, im sorry about that.. my sister is just pressed... she always sit around and says how much she wishes she was beyonce... 
Solo: it coo.. i won't blame you for your sisters ignorance ..


everybody continues to chill and eat for the rest of the day.. 


TBC...  (sorry guys i'm tired of writing, LOL... i'll update Tomorrow though.. Thanks For reading and Comment Below :)) 

........ Put 2 And 2 Together ! .....

when we left off bey and Brook had went to the toy store to get a few things. Hours had went passed and they never returned nor did bey call. about a quarter passed midnight, the sheriff called and said that they had found an abandoned silver Jeep registered to their address. And now jay is down town at the police department trying to figure out what the hell is going on.


Jay: (talking to the officer with tears in his eyes) yes, my wife has blond hair, brown eyes and is about 5'7 135 Lbs. my daughter is about 3'2 57 Lbs. with Long curly Brown hair. please officer find them !! but until then I'll be out looking my self. *leaves*
jay goes back to wear the Jeep was parked, he opened the door and saw that beys phone was inside the armrest with juice all over it from Brooklyn's sippy cup. he just sat there and put his head on the steering wheel and begin to think...

REWIND ! (In the car with bey and Brooklyn on their way to the store)
bey and brook are driving and singing and blasting BDAY..
Brooklyn: mommy, i thirsty !
bey: here *hands her sippy cup*
bey was handing brooklyn her sippy cup but she let go to soon before brooklyn could get a grasp on it and it spilt all over the place including her phone.
bey: DAMN !
broolyn: SOWWY MOMMY !
bey: Its okay baby, it wasnt your fault.. *pulls over* theres some napkins in the trunk..
bey is in the back of the trunk getting the napkins out then this mysterious person walks behind her and covers her mouth..
person: shhh.. don't scream or i'll shoot you..
bey is in total shock and doesn't know what to do. so she goes with her first instinct and elbows the guy in his face them knees him in his balls..
person: AHH YOU BITCH !! I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!
bey runs and grabbed her purse and brooklyn but she can't get back in the car so she just runs across the street to the gas station.
the mystery person got back and his car an drove off.
when bey got to the door of the gas station it had the " closed ' sign on it ( mind you it was after 12 o'clock ) so they went in the phone booth and squatted down so no one can see them. she decided they where gonna stay in there until she felt safe enough to run back to the Jeep. she couldn't make any calls because she only had a credit card on her and brooklyn spilled her juice on her phone. its almost 12 o'clock an bey the're gonna try to make a run for it to the Jeep, But When she Peeks up to see if there is any one around, she sees a man sitting in the Jeep and a car Behind the Jeep So Bey just Puts Brooklyn over her shoulder, and makes a run for it the Opposite Way, and try to find help. She Looks Back and Sees That whoever was in the Jeep started it Up and was Coming for her and Brooklyn....


FAST FORWARD (back to jay sitting in the Jeep with his head on the steering wheel)


jay looks up in the rear view mirror and thinks he's tripping because he sees two silhouettes that look exactly like bey and brooklyn.. he abruptly started the car up and drove over there to see what it was.
jay: AYYE BEY !! WAIT ITS ME !!
bey turns around and sees that its jay and jumps in the car then begins to hysterically cry.
bey: OHH MAH GAWD BABY, I'M SO SCARED !! I THOUGHT ME AND MY BABY WHERE GONNA DIE !
JAY: WTF HAPPEN BEY!! I BEEN AT THE POLICE STATION ALL DAY WORRIED SICK !
(BEY TELLS JAY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN, AND HE WAS SO ANGRY HE COULDN'T HELP BUT TO CRY)
JAY: ITS OKAY BABY, YOUR SAFE NOW, I WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
they Finally Arrive home, bey tells tina and solo eveything that happen and they are pissed. bey just goes to momma Tina and cry's in her lap .
bey: mom! , i was so scared... i have never been that scared in my life..
jay: bey !! come here.. the police wants to speak with you...
police: Hello mrs. carter..
bey: *sniff* hi.
police: can you tell us what this guy Looked like...
bey: umm.. he was tall , light skinned and had an accent.
police: accent?? what kind of accent??
bey: umm,, like a .... like.... like a Bajan accent..
police: okay, do you remember his eye color
bey * flashes back to the incident* they where defiantly green.. he looked me right in my eyes with the gun to my head and said he was gonna kill me and my daugh*gets choked up* i'm sorry *runs off *
jay: look officer if you find this guy. please do not hesitate to call.
police: will do sir.. *leaves*
JAY'S CELL PHONE RINGS AND ITS RIHANNA.
Jay: yea..
Rihanna: Hey Jay ! My brother in Town and he wanted to come over to the studio so he could lay a verse down on my album.
jay: uhh.. okay but, you guys can only stay for a couple of hours because i Got things to do..
Rih: okay, we'll be there in a Bit..
Rihanna and her brother Goes to bey and Jay house to use their studio..


DING DONG !!
bey: I'll get it.
jay: nahh, i got it..
they both end up at the door...
jay opens the door.
bey: :O ..... JAY THATS HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jay: WHO, WHAT !! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!






TBC !!!....

...............................where TF they at ??

In the Last Part Bey and Jay Made some Good N' Sexy Love ♥ Now Its the next morning and they are just in cloud Nine ..
bey: *stretches* wow, what a night.....  (jay walks in with a tray of food) aww babe...
jay: Breakfast in bed my Love..
bey: boy, you gone get enough of spoiling me ! , i'm already sprung AF..
jay: its okay, im sprung to, and i'll Admitt that shit ! *laughs & kisses bey* here * hands tray of food*
bey: thank you baby...
they begin to eat.
jay: here * feeds bey a fork full of food* see why you gotta eat it all sexy like that.... *laughs*
bey: sorry babe, i can't help that im sexy.. it comes natural ! *winks*
jay: *laughs* you too much bey !....... aye babe..?
bey: hmm?
jay: *sings* can i hit in the mornin''! 
bey: mmm... i think about it... lemme finish eating and i'll let you know..
jay: hmph ! *fold arms* and pokes lip out..
bey scoots closer to jay and begins to kiss him.. but right before their lips met , she got this horrifying stench in her nose.
bey: OOOWEEEEE !!! DAYUMM! NIGGUH !! DID YO TONGUE FART  !! BRUH,... GO BRUSH FOREAL ! THAT JUST KILLED MY WHOLE MOOD.......BLEH.. WTF YOU EAT?? 
jay: DAMN BEY YOU MEAN AF!!, (under his breath while walking to the bathroom) damn, must have been your pussy..
bey: WHAT??!! 
jay: HMM?? NOTHING?? 
jay came back in the room after brushing his teeth.
bey: i'm sorry baby, but that just caught me off guard. *laughs* 
jay: i forgive you... but can i have my kiss now...?? nahh fuck that, can i hit now, i mean after all you did hurt my feelings. 
bey: mmmm, i would love to but i miss my baby's....
jay: ahh, Come on bae,, pleaaseee !
bey: ehh... okay lets go take a shower...
jay: yesssss!! *runs in the bathroom* 
they take their clothes off and begin to have shower sex.. bey was bent over with one leg on the floor and the other on the soap dish, and jay was standing up hitting that shit form the back.... then all of a sudden BOOM!! right in the middle of a pump , jay slipped on the bar a soap and busted his ass.. bey held on to the towel rack to keep her balance.
jay: AHHH, FUCK ! MY WRIST !! FUCK FUCK !!..
jay had put his wrist down to catch himself from falling, but since it was slippery he bent his wrist back..
bey: BABE, YOU OKAY!
jay: NAW, MY FUCKING WRIST !!!!!!
bey: OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN, COME ON, LET ME GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL..
bey managed to get jay out the bath tub and threw some clothes on , then rushed his too the hospital because his bone was popping out of his wrist. they checked jay into the ER and popped his wrist back in place, then wrapped it with a cast. after that they went home. 
IN THE CAR
jay: babe, did you get the medication from the counter cuz i forgot to grab it.
bey: yea, i got it baby..  do you need help opening the door.
jay: nahh i got it , thanks tho luv.
THEY WALK IN THE HOUSE !!
Triplets: MOMMY!!! DADDY!!! *runs to bey and jay*
bey: AHH, I MISSED YOU GUYS !! *hugs and kisses them* wheres my shane ! *walks around looking for him* ohhh der him go !! 
shane: * excited* gabba gabba shoobba dhshskala plaahhh plahh! 
bey: awww,, i missed you too baby ! *kisses him* hey ma ! hey solange !
jay: hey ma & solo! 
Solo&MT: heyy!
MT: How was you guy's Date?? shawn , what happen to your hand.
SJ: Notiing, happen to my han gwama..
MT: umm, i'm talking to your father , little mister *pinches his cheek*
jay: ohhh, uhh...  i fell in the shower and sprung it..
MT: oh noo! that is extremely unfortunate ! how you do that??
jay: uhh,, well.....ummm (Bey chimes in)
bey: baby, why don't you go get some rest ... the doctors said you should moving around alot with the medication your on.
jay: yeaa, your right.. ima go take a nap... 
angel: daddy can i take a nap wif chew?? i tyowd! 
jay: sure princess come on *grabs angels hand & walks upstairs*
brooklyn: sooooooo.. mommy !! did you buy me somTing?? *Smiles hard*
bey: soooo brooklyn... no ! 
brooklyn *stops smiling* aww man! well..... Tan we go get something??
bey: *sighhhh* i guess....
brooklyn: YAAAYY!! 
bey: mom, how long where you planning on staying here?? can you watch shane while i runs brooklyn to Toys R U.
MT: sure baby, go ahead.. i'm not leaving no time soon..
bey: okay come on brook... shawn Jr, you wanna come..
sj: uhh, no thanks.. i wanna stay and play the game with duelz..
bey: okay, you want me to buy you a toy??
sj: uhh , yes please..
bey: okay,, how bout you aunties baby?
juelz: umm, can you buy me another ipad, because i dropped mine in the swimming pool by accident..(spoiled rich ass)
bey: sure thing! (smh) .... okay Be back. *leaves*


so its been 5 hours since bey and brooklyn left to the toy store, and they are starting to get worried..  its almost 12 o'clock midnight and they still arnt back, and they haven't called nor is bey answering her phone..
then suddenly the house phone ring.. jay answers..
jay: Hello??! *worried voice*
police: yes, we found an abandoned car on the side of the road registered to this address.. 
jay: WHAT!, IS IT A SILVER JEEP??
police: uhh, yes SIR it is....




TBC ! .....

Alone Time ! ♥

when we left of, little Shane had finally came home from the hospital . Bey and jay where long over due of some alone time but bey decided she wasn't gonna leave Shane with anybody until he was 5 months and on Formula . It is NOW 5 MONTHS LATER, and the kids are staying at home with mama Tina and solo while Bey and Jay go on a Date night. 


jay: Baaaabbee ! you almost ready ( yelling from upstairs) 
bey: ch ! don't rush me ! ( joking ) 
bey comes downstairs with this tight red & cheetah print dress that grips here curves, with some louis vuitton red bottoms ( its been months since Bey had Shane and she has lost almost all her baby wight , except that colossal ass.) bey begins to walk down the stairs and jay is just staring at her " :o " drooling.. bey walks pass him and say " Pick your lip up " jay is just in a trans at how beautiful bey looks, she hasn't been this dressed up in a Loooonng time ! 
bey: uhh helloo! *snap* *snap * come on !!! whats wrong with you?? *smirking *
jay:  ..................... come here ....
bey walks over in confusion..
bey! what jay??
jay grabs bey and whispers in her ear because there was other people in the living room with them..
jay: *whispers real close and slow in beys ear * you are sooooo lucky i made reservations because if i didn't, i would rip that sexy ass dress off, and fuck that pussy up, right now.... you look'n way to hot for me babe,,i can't handle it.. *laughs* 
bey: *blushing* you so silly.. come on before we are late... *grabs jay's hand* bye Baby's !
all the kids: Bye mommy & daddy !! ( Shane is asleep)
bey: Mom if you need anything call me..
tina: did you forget i Raised 4 kids?? ( bey solo kelly & angie ) , i got this... ya'll gone, and have a good time 
...
bey: *laughs* okay ma, thanks again.
They Leave..
*in the car*
bey: what?? ( jay is staring at her )
jay: ..... nothing babe...... i just can't believe your the mother of my children let a lone my wife.... i'm just so blessed... * sentimental voice*
bey: aww babe, thats so cute..... and the feeling is indeed mutual, we are two very blessed individuals and i couldn't have asked for someone else to be my husband or the father of my children.. your my best friend jay and i love you till' death.. ( jay wipes a tear from his cheek ) aww baby!! noo don't cry ! holds his face to her breast....
jay: huh,, wuh.... nahh.. its just my uhh.... my allergies....  * laughs *
bey laughs...
jay: mmmmm.... boobies !! * kisses beys left breast , then continuously kisses both*
bey: come on bae, not it the car.... where almost to the resteraunt .... ( giving in to jays Juicy lips ) mmm... baeee!! stooo.... mmm......  ( by this time , jays kissing have turned in to sucking , and his hand has slipped into beys G-string..)
the car begins to stop...
jay: damn ! *gets off*
bey: sorry babe.. later mkay..
jay: i miss your body so much,, it feels like i haven't touched my wife in years..
bey: oh stop whining, its only been a couple of months , and i promise you can have all of me tonight... after dinner.. * kisses his nose * well, that is if the kids are asleep when we get back.. i just told ma we where going to dinner then coming back home..
jay: oh hell naw ! * briskly pulls out his phone* hey ma ! we will be back in the morning alright...??
Mama T: okay, thats fine baby..
jay: kay , thanks ma.. talk to you later  *hangs up* ( to bey ) Problem solved, now lets go grub..
IN THE RESTERAUNT ..
bey: mmm,, bae your food looks good .. can i try some..?
jay: of course love.. * feeds bey* dayuumm..... see why you...*sigh..... *shakes his head*
bey: *chuckles* whattt i do??
jay: * come here * ( bey leans to him) *under his breath* did you have to take that sexy ass bite that just got me hard as brick..
bey begins to historically laugh ( ya'll know beys laugh is loud as hell )
bey: aww, i shawwy.. *still laughing*
jay: see man , thats not even right.. hurry up and eat so i can tear dat aa(INTERRUPTED) 
person: AHEM, ummm sorry to bother you but , beyonce gurl i been Looking for you for a quite some time now... *looks over at jay* please don't tell me you dissed me for this Bustuh ! 
jay: AYE NIGGUH, WHO YOU CALLING A BUSTUH ! 
bey: WHOO, CALM DOWN JAY... RICK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU GOT SOME NERVES COMING OVER HERE INSULTING MY HUSBAND...
Rick:  ( Rick FOX , that is) ohhh, *laughs* you married him too !! damn Bey .. you know you could do way better than that..
bey: and i suppose your indicating yourself when you say " better" ...Ch,,hell naw !! 
jay: alright bruh, i've had enough of your Shit , i think you need to walk off..
bey: yea please.... STEP....
Rick: yea okay... but bey... if you ever get tired of the ... " usual " , heres my number * hands bey card *
jay snatched the card and ripped it up then through it..
jay: My Nigguh you got 2.5 seconds to walk away..
Rick: yea okay MothuhFuckuhh! *leaves* 
by this time, bey was sitting there pissed TF off..
jay: BEY ! Did you Fuck that nigguh ! why didnt you ever tell me you was Fucking rick..
bey: NO I DID NOT ! WE TALKED FOR A WHILE WHEN I WAS 19 , AND THAT STUPID DICK PLAYED ME, HAD OTHER BITCHES IN MY FACE AND THE WHOLE NINE ! DUHH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER TAKING MY VIRGINITY ! OR HAVE YOU HAD TO MANY BITCHES BACK IN YOUR DAY TO REMEMBER 
JAY: WHOO WTF !! OKAY, I THINK WE BOTH NEED TO CALM DOWN.. 
they leave the resteraunt and go to the hotel to finish their conversation..
Jay: okay i apologize for raising my voice at you...
bey: yea mee to... but for the record no, i never fucked rick.. we dated for a while and thats it.. he is nothing but a low down dirty dog and he could fall off the face of the earth for all i care.
jay: okay, so why haven't you told me about him is all i want to know..
bey: it honestly slipped my mind, probably because it wasn't that serious... 
jay: ohh... well since we telling everything...... i probably should tell you me and kelly dated before i got with you..
bey: *BEY RAISED TF UP * WTF !! o_O
jay:* laughs* GOTCHA !!! hahahahahaha
bey: *punches jay in the chest* BRUH, DON'T PLAY ! 
jay: OUUUCH !! DAMN ,, ! that hurt * rubs chest *
bey: so ! * laughs* then kisses jay..
jay: bey?
bey: hmm??
jay: can i uhh....... can i have some pussy now...
bey: Oh i would but ... I'm on my Period..
jay looked at bey like O_o... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS..
bey: *straight ass face* dead ass....
jay: :'(
bey: GOTCHA !! *laughs* 
jay: uhhh,, don't fucking play bey !! i was really about to cry !
bey: Ha Ha ! *come here you big baby* 
bey gets on top of jay and begins to kiss him.. jays hands are on beys hips. they are passionatly kissing sucking and touching... its starting to get reall steamy .. jay begins to tug on beys dress..
jay: fuck ! it wont come off..
bey: ugghh, wait ..* hops off* this shit cost too much money, i'd be damn if you break my zipper.. *laughs*  now unzip me..
jay unzips beys dress revealing her Colossal ass... jay: oooweee !! *slaps ass* bey: mm, do it again daddy ...
bey turns around and sits on jays lap facing him and begins to kiss and suck on jays neck... by this time jays hands are exploring ever 5"7 136 pounds of beys body.  bey whispers softly in jays ear . " i'm ready for you baby"  jay look at her like " you ain't gotta tell me twice" he ripped his clothes off revealing his Monster dick, and bey grabbed it from between her thighs and put it in her tight pussy. " damn, are you sure, you popped out four babys from this tight pussy" Jay moaned.. " are you sure your dick just didn't get bigger over night" bey said in between breaths..  bey was still sitting on jays lap and jay was sitting up on the edge of the bed, holding bey on each of her love handles bouncing her up and down.. beys hands where on jays shoulders for support and balance... " ahhhhh shittttttt " bey moaned...  bey continuously bounced her self up and down on jay's dick , while he had slid both of his hands under her thighs, he abruptly picked her up , now her legs where on his shoulders and her pussy was in jays mouth.. ( damn ) jay begin to feast and bey was in heaven.
bey was panting and moaning for her dear life, she had lost all strength her legs where shaking as she approached her climax..  " jayyyyyy, im about tuhh,, i... ii.....ooohhhhh shiiiiiiitt " bey let out all her juices into jays mouth, and he sopped in up like gravy on a thanksgiving turkey leg. ( sorry i'm hungry, lol ) 
bey: ohhh mahh gahh!! jay wtf was that ! you have never ate my pussy like that before, and how did i end up on your shoulders??
jay: *laughs* i told you i missed you ! *winks* now lets get some rest , im wore out!
bey: Ch !,,, your wore out... i don't even think i can move ! 
they both laugh, and fall asleep in each others arms ! 



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