At Le Pan Pierre
Everyone Is surrounded at the Huge Dinner table waiting To get their Food, then Claire's Phone Rings....
Claire: Yellow!
Alicia(Claire's mom)- YOU LITTLE TRIFE HOE !! WHEN WHERE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU WHERE 4 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT !! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WHERE FUCKING, LET ALONE FUCKING WITHOUT A DAMN CONDOM ! COME ON NOW CLAIRE I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THEN THIS !
Claire: MOM ! CALM DOWN ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU !
ALICIA: WHEN !!! WHEN YOU HAD THE DAMN BABY !?! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS RIGHT NOW !
CLAIRE: MOM,,, IT WAS KIND OF AN ACCIDENT.. I MEAN IT JUST HAPPEN ! ... IT WAS MY FIRST TIME,!
ALICIA: IT ONLY TAKES ONE FUCKING TIME AS YOU CAN SEE !! FUCKK ! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT !! DON'T COME FUCKING BACK TO THIS HOUSE, YOU WANNA GO OUT AND FUCK LIKE YOUR GROWN , YOU CAN LIVE LIKE YOUR GROWN, YOUR BAGS WILL BE PACKED AND WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK *CLICK*
Claire Starts To cry and Runs to the Bathroom, and Shawn Runs Behind her.
Solo: Whew ! Ya'll Got DRAA-MUUH !
Bey: CH! Who ?? aint my Problem *stabs Fork in plate then eats a piece of her steak*
Shawn Comes Running out the Bathroom.
Shawn: MOMM ! PLEASE COME HERE.... CLAIRE NEEDS YOUR HELP !
Bey: Can't you see i'm busy eating...
Shawn: MOM ! PLEASE...
Jay Nudges bey. " Guh head bae"
Bey: *deep Breath, throws Napkin in plate* Fine !
In the bathroom Claire is Hunched over the Toilet throwing her Brains Up (Not Literally of course)
Bey: Shawn what do you wan't me to do ? All she's Doing is throwing up & thats what you do when your Pregnant.
Claire Screams To the Top Of her Lungs like someone is Murdering her !
" GAAHHHHHH, SOMEBODY HELP ME ! IT HURTS SOOOOO BAD ! "
Bey Suddenly Puts all their issues Aside and Transforms to mommy mode.
Bey: *sigh* It's okay baby, just breath *rubbing Claire back* Shawn Go call 911 she may be having a Miscarriage ( Claire is screaming to the top of her lungs and crying)..
Shawn Runs and goes to call 911, about 10 minutes later they arrive and rush Claire off to the Hospital.
AT THE HOSPITAL
Doctors: Who is the Father of this baby..
Shawn: *looks around* ..... OH ! me ma'am, i'm sorry this is all so new to me.
Doctors: Its Quite fine, i understand. Well, its Seems that Claire was Just ABOUT to have a Miscarriage but Luckily they got her here in time to save your baby. The Problem Seems to be stress, and the fact that she is only 15 years old and HER body isn't even Fully developed , yet she is Trying to Develop another child makes the situation THAT much worse.The probability of a miscarriage is very high at this point, so we have put her on bed rest. when you guys get back in America Make sure you go STRAIGHT to her Primary Doctor and get her prenatal pills. We wan't to keep her over night so we can Monitor her and the baby's Heart rate.
Shawn: My baby has a Heart beat ?
Doctors: Of Course, would you like to hear it..?
Shawn: YES !
Doctors: would you Like to know the Sex as well?
Shawn: OMG! YES ! *holds Claire's hand*
Doctors: okee dokee, Mrs. Are you the Grandmother of this baby ??
Bey: Oh gawd , Grandma....*laughs* Yes ma'am i am...
Doctors: oh i bet you weren't to pleased when you found out where you..
Bey: Not at all !
Doctors: yea, i wouldn't be either .. ..ohhhkay Mrs.Claire Lets see what your Having *squirts jelly on tummy*
Claire: wheew ! thats Cold...
The Doctors Rubs Claire's tummy with the little thingy..
Doctors: Aaaannnd... its a .... Gorgeous baby ... BOY :)
Shawn: Yes !
Claire: awww..
Bey: *crying*
Bey and Claire Settle their Differences and Make up.. Bey's still not to Happy but she just Figures its in Gods Plan. Meanwhile Claire Haven't Told Shawn Nor Bey, that Her mom Kicked her out..
( BTW everyone else went back to the house)
The next Day They Release Claire from the Hospital. Bey picked her and Shawn up and Took them back to the House.
At the House
Solo: Guuuyyss ! what we Gonna Do , i'm bored.. Ohh i know ! you guys wanna Go to chuck-E-cheese ??
Juelz: Hey mom, you see that chair over there...
Solo: which one ? that one *points*
Juelz: yea that one...
Solo: what about it.??
Juelz: GO SIT ! we aint going to no Chuck-E-Cheese !
Everyone Laughs..
Solo: STFU ! *throws pillow at him*
Angel: How about we go to the Fair..
Solo: Negative ! we don't have any security .. Julius is with bey so.. NEEEXXXT..
Juelz: How about you *points at solo* stay at home, and we walk down to that park... yea ?
Brooklyn: yeaa Legggo !
They Leave.....
At the Park.
Juelz: Ayyee, Yall wanna Get High ??
Rae: Ohh Hell yea !!
Brooklyn: No ! no ! no! no! we are defiantly gonna get caught !
Angel: nah uhh, i got these !! *pulls out eye drops*
Ant: aahh Fuck it Lets Do it !!
(btw, Shane stayed home and played his games)
Juelz, Anthony, Brooklyn, Raven and Angel Begins to TOKE till they CHOKE !
TBC............
Gotta Go " Study" There may Be another Update waiting in Your mentions when you wake up :)
love it!! great post btw!!
ReplyDeleteDid Shawn really ask if the baby has a heart beat lmfao. Julez is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteawww. claire needs to talk to them so she can move in with them
ReplyDeleteOmg I almost DIED when Julez said "Hey mom, you see that chair over there..." haha. And ctfu at them gettin high!!!
ReplyDeleteDEATHHHHHH "see that chair over there go sit" lmao They got high lol ^.^ bad julez smh
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