So we started off with Bey getting her Voice back, she was happy, crying from Excitement!a few months has past and she has been working on her new album, also Jays birthday is coming up and she's planning him a surprise party.
*DAY BEFORE THE PARTY*
Bey: Babe I’m so happy I got my voice back, thank you for believing in me.
Jay: You know I’m always gone have faith in you no matter what, i got ur back gwurl, you my rock
Bey: Aww that was so cute imma put that in a song *sings* “You are my rock, baby you’re the truth......”
Jay: Ahh.. I can listen to you sing all day
Bey: That’s nice,, but too bad we don’t have all day * smacks but* gone n get dress the triplets have a doctor’s appointment
Jay: damn that’s today? ... Alright, you wanna take a shower with me
Bey: as much as I’d love to shower with you, we got three hungry babies in there that need tending too
Jay: Aww man,, alright
Bey: * says in real seductive way* i promise ill make it up to you *winks*
Jay: *kisses her and grabs her butt* oowweee,, you so bayyaad!.
Bey: Like that’s not why you married me
Bey goes and feed the triplets. and jay hops in the shower
*IN THE TRIPLETS ROOM*
SJ: mommy mommy!! Bwook pp'd in her potty. !!
Bey: *to brook* YOU DID BABY!! YOU PP IN THE POTTY!
Brook: Yeshh mommy,, aaaaaaaaanndd ii boo boo...
Ang: Ewwwll,, nasy.
Bey: *gasp* mommy soooooooooo happpy baby * kisses her multiple times* JAAAYYY COME HERE HURRY!!
*Jay runs in with nothing but a towel on*
Jay: WHAT!! WHAT IS IT!!
Bey: BROOKLYN USED HER POTTY,, SHE PP'D AND POO POO'D! * OVERLY EXCITED*
Jay: that’s great, but can you not scare me like that, I thought something was wrong.
Bey: Ohh I’m sorry babe,
Brook: Daddy is you mad
Jay: Aww,, no baby . Daddy is sooo proud of you okay
Brook: Otay i love you daddy
Jay: I love you to baby
Angle: daddy u no love me?
SJ: Yess angle daddy loves you, me and bwook.
Angle:Iis that twue daddy?
Jay: Yess baby I love you, I love JR, and I love Brooklyn
JR: And you wuvv mommy?
Jay: yes JR. I love mommy?
Bey: Come on babies I have to get you guys dress, you wannuh go see doctors?
Brook and Ang: YEAAAAAA!!
JR: I don’t wannuh see doctors
Jay: It’s okay man,, you’re a big boy remember
JR: Yess daddy i big boy
Jay: okay then knock it off
Bey: babe, don’t be mean to my baby
Jay: look my son not finnuh be no lil punk
Bey: my baby's not a punk
*JR starts to cry*
Bey: Baby why are you crying *goes to pick him up*
JR: Daddy call me punt
Jay: No don’t pick him up, he wanna be a cry baby let him sit there,,,matter fact , Shawn come here now!
JR: nooooooo
Jay: no?? boy you better get cho ass over here before I....bwoy!
Bey: Jay you’re not gunnuh whoop my baby
Jay: Like hell im not, that lil nigguh just told me no? what chu expect me to do give him a time out? hell naw,, shawn jr, get over here NOW!
*JR. walks slowly to him*
Jay: *thumps his forehead* don’t you EVER tell me NO, do you understand ME !?!
JR: * no response *
Jay: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
JR: yesss daddy!!
Jay: now go in the damn bathroom so your mom can dress you.
JR: *starts to stomp in the bathroom*
Bey: aww baby,, im sorry
Jay: don't baby him bey,.
Bey: im not!!
Jay: i mean it!
Bey: Jay im not damn, go get dressed so we can go.
they all finish getting dressed and head to the doctors
*AT THE DOCS*
Docs: HI,, CHILDREN,, HOW ARE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS NAMES?
Brooklyn: well my names Brooklyn, thats my bwoder Shawn, him and my daddy have the same name, and thats my thither Angle, oh and thats my mommy and daddy Day z and Beyonthay.
Docs: Well your the little smartypants pant huh?
Beyonce: yes doctor shes extreamly talkative, *chuckles*
The kids get there shots and leave the doctors then Bey drops them and jay off at home then,goes to solo's house to plan jay's surprise party.
*AT SOLOS HOUSE*
Solo: okay,, so what should we do for bro's party?
Bey: Well, I was thinking maybe we could go to the 40/40 Club and do it real big!
Solo: Sound good…so what are you going to buy him, or what have you already bought him
Bey: I bought him a car, imma have it delivered to the 40/40….but the thing is how am I gonna get him there without any speculation?
*They plan out how to get Jay to the 40/40….now it’s the day of the party*
Bey: Jay baby me and the kids are finna go to my mom house….I have to help finalize some designs for Deréon…Wanna come?
Jay: Naw I’m good I’ll just stay here and watch the game…I’ll probably call Ye and see if he wanna come over and watch it with me
Bey: Oh okay… put some descent clothes on if you’re gonna be doing all that…Ye shouldn’t see you in your pj’s
Jay: YES MA’AM!!!!! *kisses her and go change clothes*
Bey: *to the kids* You ready to go to Nana’s house!?!?!?!
SJ: Mommy I wan daddy no Nana
Bey: Well son you got to come with us
SJ:*pouts* Yes ma’am
*They leave and arrive at Tina’s house*
Bey: Thanks mom for watching the kids for me…Jay has no idea about the party
Tina: No problem baby
Brook: Nana can we ake ookies?
Tina: Sure baby
Bey: Mamma I don’t want my kids to eat all junk food
*Bey Leaves and heads to the 40/40*
Solo: Hey sis everything is ready now you just gotta call Jay
Bey: *calls Jay*
Jay: Hello?
Bey: OMG JAY BABY THERES SOMETHING GOING ON AT THE 40/40….I WAS ON MY WAY HOME AND I SAW COP CARS ALL IN FRONT OF IT….HURRY BABY THEY’RE ARRESTING JUAN
Jay: OMG SERIOUSLY!!!!! OKAY I’M ON MY WAY NOW *hangs up* AYYEEE YO YE COME WITH ME TO THE 40/40….BEY SAID THEY ARRESTING MY PARTNER!!!!!
*They leave and head to the 40/40…as they pull up they see Bey standing outside*
Jay: BEY!!!! WHERE IS JUAN?
Bey: The police has him inside…they was waiting on you to come.
*They enter inside the club….*
Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!
Jay: WTF!!!! Bey what’s going on?
Bey: *kisses Jay* Happy Birthday baby!!!!!
Jay: OOOHHH SOOO YOU DID ALL THIS FOR ME?
Bey: Yea I did…Solo helped me plan it all out
Jay: Awwweee babe *hugs her* Thanks…you didn’t have to
*Everyone from Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow to Diddy and Cassie was in attendance….they all drank, danced and had a good ole time….Jay ended up getting sloppy drunk so Bey had to take him home before the party ended….now Jay want that good good*
*On the car ride home*
Jay: *slurring his words* AYYYEEE yo BEY UN SSSAAY….
Bey: Yes Shawn?
Jay: When I get home do I get some of that * horribly sings* BIRTHDAY SEX *snaps* BIRTHDAY SEX
Bey: Jay baby as much as I wanna lay it on you tonight…You’re too damn drunk
Jay: BUUTTT BEY IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I CAN FUCK IF I WANNA
Bey: Jay baby just lay back we almost home
*They arrive home and Bey is helping Jay up the stairs*
Bey: Damn Jay you’re heavy as hell
Jay: Well I’m sorry I got a big ass dick
Bey: What nigga didn’t nobody say nothing about your dick…you really need to go to sleep
*The make it their bedroom and Bey throws jay on the bed and starts taking his clothes off*
Jay: So am I gonna get my birthday sex now?
Bey: No Jay
Jay: But baby look *points at his dick* He’s already for you
Bey: That’s nice baby
*Jay pulls Bey on top of him and starts kissing on her…Bey fights it at first then gives in to his kisses…Jay flips her over to where he’s on top now….he starts kissing her neck and makes his way down to her pussy…He starts doing some shit with his tongue he never done before…Bey is enjoying every moment of it….by now his dick is hard as bricks…he goes inside of Bey with such force her eyes get super buck and she can’t do anything but look straight into his eyes as a tear fall down her face…Jay wipes her tear and starts thrusting as Bey starts to meet Jays thrust, she begins to tighten around his dick, he is so deep in her she feels as if….*
Bee: ahhh Jayyyy I…I….shit
*Bey can’t get her words out and bites down into Jays shoulder…..Jay takes Bey’s hands and pins her arms above her head while kissing her neck, he knows whats about to happen so he wants to get a few more powerful thrust in… Bey has reached the point to where she can’t take anymore….Jay too loses his control and they shared their best orgasm together….*
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